M for Misguided

cherry - 30's - they/them 💖you’re cute💖 show me plants & reptiles

[storm-of-feathers]

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

[mxfortune-teller]

I Went to Texas and All I Got Was 600,000 Ant Bites

[mxfortune-teller]

I got my gender queered at Claire’s

[supermariomamafucker]

scientist discovers a little animal awww

[noah-wyles]

idk if it's just me but i'm glad that the majority of people outside of here believe tumblr is a dead site because like i've been here for 13 years and like this is my house??? i don't need thousands upon thousands of people flocking here it'd be like inviting chimps to a house party total fucking carnage

[silver-tongues-blog]

"people keep saying this house is haunted but ive been here for 200 years and havent seen a ghost!"

[schofielded]

DB Cooper mystery solved: he survived and used the money to start the film website "IMDb" (I am DB)

[systemic-dreams]

[mxfortune-teller]

The sexual tension between me and the last third of a bottle of wine while I’m crying on the kitchen floor cooking for everyone but myself

[mxfortune-teller]

I wish we could’ve been kids together. I think about the memories we never got to make all the time.

[jay--hawk]

there should be a rule u can’t get stressed for 30 minutes after u wake up. i just woke up. spawn invincibility please.

[punkrock-bottom]

I’ve seen you people thirst after men I wouldn’t even feed to my creature

[pmamtraveller]

Luca Ponsato - Does Anyone See My Suffering

[mxfortune-teller]

I’m anxious, I feel nauseous, and I kinda think there was no point to me being born. It’s four days until my birthday. Neat.

[midnightinshadow]

[ayynenkardes]

[mxfortune-teller]

The attendant at this laundromat is very friendly but she doesn’t seem to be able to read the cues for when people want to be left alone.

Like, that’s okay and that’s a perfectly neutral way to be a person, but I’ve had a headache for hours and I’m overwhelmed and I can’t do stranger banter today 😭

[mxfortune-teller]

I’m so burnt out, man. I’m not sure I’ll ever recover at this point.

[mxfortune-teller]

None of my days off have actually been rest days for like… months. Something’s gotta give at some point—I barely feel like a person anymore.