as mad as a march hare

March Hare The March Hare of course. Fancy a tea party? How about some wine? In Storybrooke, first time round, they called me Elliot. Yes Elliot March. Since then things 've changed h'vn't they? Back in Storybrooke, everyone so tight knit, then there's me. Even Hatter has his little girl, who does a hare have to kill to have a tea party or two? [ Independent Role Play Account. Once Upon a Time and Alice in Wonderland Knowledge and created for said universes. Mun&Muse are 21+]

[onemansinsanity-onecatsreality]

          “That I have not, nor would I begin to now! I congratulate           for you reiterating what not only I’ve experienced but still           also what I endure through currently. Our ‘Queen' Of Hearts           would have plenty of words on that matter. That’s a shock           to the ears; a Hare that thinks with it’s stomach rather than           the head upon the shoulders where it lays. Need I restate           myself once more as it was you whom developed that tactic.           No, there isn’t and be at that a greater help. Even if I reluct-           antly succumb to tending for othe———” A shot of laughter           breaks his speech. “Pardon but I cannot say such erroneous           deeds without letting slip a chortle. What you consider ‘funny’           I can regard as ———- curious.”

[mxrchhare]

      He's silent for a moment as if determining just how serious       the feline could possibly be. He quickly stepped back using       his long legs to his advantage as he straightened up. "Well       you sir, curious cat, are not testing any curious notions on me.       Best find yourself another hare-- or maybe a rabbit. I am no test       subject, merely a hare blessed with good taste in beverage. May       I bleed tea you shall never know. Perhaps a change in subject       matter is in order."

[mxrchhare]

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[mxrchhare]

❝You’re bleeding.❞

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    ❝So I am....well--when did that happen? How did it happen?    Didn't even feel it.❞

[mxrchhare]

❝You’ve never done this before, have you?❞

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     ❝Well not this exactly but--I hear it's just like sewing.     Which I've also never done but it can't be that difficult.     All one needs is a steady hand!❞           [ he paused to lift a hand up holding it flat             in the air only to have it quite shaky before             his currently company in need of a little medical attention ]

[mxrchhare]

some more random starters from various sources (once again, from spotify playlists, random commentary, tv shows, books, movies, and my brain).

❝You know Paris is beautiful at this time of year.❞

❝Someone needs to learn how to take a hint.❞

❝I tripped and fell on some rocks. Nothing more. Honestly you’re imaging things.❞

❝Yeah, his teeny tiny swimmers are determined little guys aren’t they?❞

❝How can I eloquently tell you to shut the hell up?❞

❝You know you’re supposed to mix it, right?❞

❝Alcohol is bad for you. So are drugs. And sex.❞

❝What’s dead should stay dead.❞

❝You need to stop this. You’re making a fool of yourself.❞

❝I don’t know why you’re so obsessed with him/her.❞

❝I think I’m the one that has to float tonight. Fuck.❞

❝Come back to bed.❞

❝They look just like you.❞

❝It’s handcrafted by the finest artisans in the land, why in the world are you so surprised at the amount?❞

❝You’re not even my real mother.❞

❝You’re not even my real father.❞

❝You are a piece of me, that I wished I didn’t need! But I need you anyway.❞

❝Our love is just one huge clusterfuck, but I could care less.❞

❝Did it ever enter your mind that perhaps I wanted this?❞

❝It takes two to tango so both of you deserve the blame.❞

❝I just want to sleep, you know? I want to sleep and never wake up.❞

❝What’s the dream and what’s reality?❞

❝We were two foolish children who thought we were in love.❞

❝Do you honestly think that this is going to end happily?❞

❝She told me you were doing research — You know there’s no point, right?❞

❝Why do you insist on prying into the past?❞

❝Shame on all of us for not having stopped it.❞

❝I got lost in the sounds.❞

❝Stop it. You’re being rude.❞

❝I suppose it’s better than nothing. But it could be better. Without a doubt.❞

❝You always have your head in the skies when it should be here.❞

❝I made a mistake, why do you insist on reminding me?❞

❝If you love me, then why did you leave?❞

❝If you’re going to play the game, at least learn to play it well.❞

❝Look at you. You’re absolutely filthy.❞

❝You’ve never done this before, have you?❞

❝You’re bleeding.❞

❝I once stood at the edge of a cliff and thought about jumping.❞

❝I hate it.❞

❝You look like a grumpy cat.❞

❝Don’t tell me you don’t want to at least dip your feet into the water!❞

❝Just let it go already, Jesus.❞

❝I have a surprise for you.❞

❝You make love as you eat.❞

❝I don’t want anything to spoil it.❞

❝Can the heart truly turn black?❞

❝You have no reason to be suspicious.❞

[fakedpersona]

mxrchhare

[fakedpersona]

{ Hands are clasped behind her back,   posture relaxed as her gaze considers   the view before her. Her chest rises and   falls before she turns slightly to look at him. } 

               People have been circling, love.                      Are you one of them?

[mxrchhare]

  { the voice of a woman caused him to lift his head      but the cup of tea remained firmly pressed against      his lips as he eyed her quite closely; he hadn't even      noticed he'd been in the company of someone }

                   Circling, I haven' been circling----have I?                    What exactly are we circling?

[onemansinsanity-onecatsreality]

           ”Need I defraud my antics to content a neurotic            rabbit? You sadden me Hare, truly you do. To th-            ink I’ve devoted lifetimes of cultivating perplextio-            ns and yet I hear the gripping rather than lauds.            Oh, pardon me, I do not care. I seem to have            lapsed over that prior. I aim to muddle and disto-            rt the consciences of those ———————— inferior.            Only hearing upon your dejection furthers my e-            njoyment. Assessing by the copious levels of tea            you consume, would not it shock me if I jab at you            and out spills an anew brew.”

[mxrchhare]

              "Oh you've never cared a day in Wonderland, come to think                 has anyone ever cared farther then the end of their nose? I                 care not unless tea is involved, oh the inner weakness of a                  har---did you just imply me to be of a lesser being. I'll have you                 know there ain't any other hare like me. Just me. I could be                 quite up to your standards if I cared 'nough to be so. -- --                 -- Oh! Could you imagine? What a concoction that would be!                 Not that I wish to try! So don't get any funny ideas." 

[saviorheartarchive-deactivated2]

❀┊          she was left in a stunned                        silence at the man’s words                        not having caught the entirety                        of it before it all kind of sunk                        in.

                                ❝ i'm sorry———? ❞

[mxrchhare]

      ▒ ▒ ♕ ▒ ▒  — —  »                 He paused silent, and staring forward               as she spoke silencing any rants that                were nearly ready to follow.                              ❝Oh boy--- you're hard of hearing. Do I                              have't speak C L E A R L Y? Rough I'd say.                              A saviour hard of hearing, hardly seems the                               heroic type. Quite out of the ordinary.❞

[rubicundas-deactivated20141129]

            ❝I’m guessing you drink a lot, then?                       A lot of tea, I mean. And yep.                  Red, Ruby. Ruby Red. Whichever one                 you choose to call me, I’ll answer to it.                 March… That’s an interesting name to                 go by… I like it.❞

[mxrchhare]

           ❝Plenty, my fair share, and other people's              fair share. We've never had the pleasure              Ruby Red, oh nice ring of the tongue, anywho--              March oh yes, good name, it's that or Hare,               though for a while it was Elliot...cursed days --              Care to sit for some tea, Ruby Red?❞

[theduchessofwonderland-archive-]

"No, nor do I, it seems this is your lucky day doesn’t it? Now tell me, where has that colourful Hatter escaped to this time? Important things to deal i’m sure?

[mxrchhare]

"Your definition of luck and my own seems to vary quite drastically. Hatter is off doing things only a hatter could do, like for example; making hats perhaps?"

[realiitea-blog]

    [ a sigh at the mention       of his old name, his       voice bitter. ] 

                     ’ A teacup of your choosing. Or if you’d                       prefer… A hat, for the ingredients to the                       tea. ‘ 

[mxrchhare]

       [ there's a grin there that is one of          pleasure at the idea of a hat or a tea          cup; both so marvelous ]                         "Any teacup I want? From anywhere?                         That may or may not belong to any one                         person? Any tea cup?"

[mxrchhare]

Sorry for the delay guys. I have some pressing family matters to care for this week that cut into me getting online at all. I have drafted everything I owe and am about to start on them now the list is as follows; xdeliirium, onemansinsanity-onecatsreality, iamnosaviour, rubicundas, fakedpersona & theduchessofwonderland. If anyone else would like a starter please like this post and I'll do those as well!

[onemansinsanity-onecatsreality]

          “Oh March, how have continuance has not           tended you well; still disillusioned as a man as           you are a rodent. I seek out not to advance in           a life of bloodshed, needn’t I have desire to taint           my palms, but rather —- I already sustain my life,           there is no means you can iterate to take that           from me, especially not by that visage.”

[mxrchhare]

          "Oh Chesh...-- do you always have to speak in             such riddles. You confuse even me and that's             well....too much tea. I am flattered you don't             wish to mess your paws with my blood as I             quite like it fuelling me on my innerds you see.             Although---I wonder if I bleed blood, what I thought."

[rubicundas-deactivated20141129]

❝Gee, thanks. You sure know how      to make a lady feel special.      I’m here because you invited me.      You literally just… Nevermind. I go     by my name, which is Ruby.     And you would be?❞

[mxrchhare]

  ❝Oh right....oh you know me.    Memory of a...hare. Tiny little    thing. Hatter says to cut down on     the tea but...-- Ruby right! Red. Red.     Ruby. I'm March. Least that's what      people call me.❞

[onemansinsanity-onecatsreality]

          “If looks could kill, well I’m already perennial;           I do not see a reason in enforcing it.”

[mxrchhare]

           "And what does this imply exactly. You wish you could              kill me with a mere look? Who spit in your tea?"

[mxrchhare]

rubicundas

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    "I don't usually invite dogs over, but as      you can't possibly be more difficult then      the mouse, sit have a drink, indulge me as      to why you're here---what do you even go       by in this town?"