E-magazine Subscriber

No trees were harmed in the reading of these magazines. I drink respecting-tree juice everyday. ONCE-LER DO NOT INTERACT

[lesbianonceler]

[mxswagcollectionmagazine]

i have made kin list

https://66ccff.carrd.co/

here

[mxswagcollectionmagazine]

[mxswagcollectionmagazine]

[mxswagcollectionmagazine]

[mxswagcollectionmagazine]

has anyone written a callout post for the once-ler? if not, could i have some source links as for why he's bad? thx!

I am working on 43-page complaint thesis on the Once-ler. Will post when I finish in a few weeks. It includes pictures so it not all text please read it when it comes out. 

Not sure what “callout” post is. Like this?

@lesbianonceler STOP

[lesbianonceler]

[mxswagcollectionmagazine]

[mxswagcollectionmagazine]

[mxswagcollectionmagazine]

I’m ready

[lesbianonceler]

OP claims to be an “environmentalist”, yet it is a well known fact that gun ranges produce tons of toxic pollution every year.

Your self-righteous bitch ass either fucks off RIGHT NOW or agrees to let me do whatever the fuck I please. ‘Kay thanks?

(Nice eye straining GIF, by the way. So much for the “carbon footprint” you bitch so much about)

[mxswagcollectionmagazine]

A few guns worth the carbon footprint that will be save by destroying you.

[mxswagcollectionmagazine]

[mxswagcollectionmagazine]

will someone please kill the once-ler

i am beggig you. please releave me of his existence. pleas

[lesbianonceler]

[mxswagcollectionmagazine]

[p0rnh0le]

I’ll kill him for you!

[mxswagcollectionmagazine]

Thank you! Take this I have borrowed for you

[mxswagcollectionmagazine]

has anyone written a callout post for the once-ler? if not, could i have some source links as for why he's bad? thx!

I am working on 43-page complaint thesis on the Once-ler. Will post when I finish in a few weeks. It includes pictures so it not all text please read it when it comes out. 

Not sure what “callout” post is. Like this?

@lesbianonceler STOP

[mxswagcollectionmagazine]

mx. snorlax, do you know how many loraxes exist? do they all speak for the trees or does each one have a different purpose? if yes to the latter; is color related, is it arbitrary or is there a different reason? love the blog btw, i'll let you know if i find a good magazne

In my canon I am the sole, true lorax. I don’t know how many online. That once-ler I’ve been talking to on here isn’t the one I know either but she still a onceler. Too many of them. Get rid of them.

I have pbulished graph explaining color. I have heard human color choices very limited, so maybe I can use that to help identify them. Faces are very hard. So far I have been trying to learn to distinguish oncelers and nononcelers.

Thank you kindly foryour comment please send recs when you come across a good swag find

[mxswagcollectionmagazine]

Isn’t the Lorax orange? Why you grey?

Normally spend 18hours a day sleeping underground. Do human not change color? I hve been observing theonceler and he does not seem to change colur. Maybe becase she is always under machine roofs.

Doctor Seuss drew very satuated but it’s not accurate to life.

[mxswagcollectionmagazine]

oncler makes five posts for my every one

how does she rotate the text in miss paint so fast

[lesbianonceler]

[mxswagcollectionmagazine]

I’m ready

[tchaikovsgay]

Hawaii is talking about banning sunscreen that’s harmful to coral and I think that’s very environmentally sexy of them

[solarpunk-aesthetic]

Environmentally sexy is my new favourite phrase. 

Please buy biodegradable sunscreens wherever possible. But remember, while oxybenzone-based sunscreens are harmful to coral, the excess of atmospheric CO₂ causes climate change and ocean acidification, which is the biggest threat to the reefs.

[mxswagcollectionmagazine]

what is “environmentally sexy”? Environment not engage in srxual activity? ??