Boo, Hungry

I don't know what i'm doing.

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Doctor Who AU where Mr. Ring-a-Ding is replaced with Mr. Blobby

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Hmmm…

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everybody hated wolves until someone pulled off a HTTYD with one, and now i own like 100

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I used to know a woman named Belle who had supposedly met a demon once.

It was this man she talked to at the bar when she was at her lowest. she lost everything, and it was gonna take some miracle to pick her life back up. This supposed demon gave her a mysterious box, and said it was a miracle invention that would solve any problem she came across. Having nothing left to lose, she happily took it home.

Later that night, her sink was overflowing, and she remembered the box the man had given her. she curiously pushed the button on it, and miraculously, the sink was instantly fixed! it truly was a miracle gadget! not wanting to hoard it to herself, she generously took it to town to help as many people as she could (and make some money). Eventually, she was the face of the town! All her debts were paid off and she lived a life of luxury and comfort due to this mysterious little box.

eventually, on her death bed, she said her goodbyes to her loved ones and all the others who's lives she had impacted. At the end of the day, after everyone had gone, she lay there watching the most beautiful sunset she had ever seen in her window. The figure of a man quietly walked in. She squinted at him, slowly gathering the image in front of her. Assuming the sunset was blinding her, the man leaned in closer, but before he could say anything, she screamed "A STRANGER!!!" and died of fright.

Belphegor.

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people be talkin about their "Mall World"s, but mine is a library mansion with long dead end hallways and confusing layout, sectioned into zones that are either barren, haunted, or inhabited by old-timey frog people who want me dead.

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If you give a deer a peanut

He

He Eat

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Doctor Who AU where Mr. Ring-a-Ding is replaced with Mr. Blobby

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the more i mature, the more i understand that Fenrir probably would have never been the killer of the Gods if they had just treated him right instead of creating a self-fulfilling prophecy for their deaths.

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me:

the brontosaurus head that haunts my nightmares:

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Imagining the liminal mix of nostalgia and wonderment for witnessing the advancement and differences over the years of gradeschool classroom environments, and remembering being in those grades as a kid and reminiscing if i were ever to enter one again for whatever reason.

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what even does this mean @ past me

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IT MEANS I WANT TO SEE MY CHILDHOOD CLASSROOM AGAIN, BC IM A BIG BABY LOSER

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thinking about Wonka Donutz

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Hangnail

On my fingers, little grenades

Hiding in the corner, a serration

I pull the tip with my teeth

Slipping away from the edges of my skin

Like pulling the pin

While there is no explosion

There is still blood

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huh?

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inhaling like im going to say something and then deciding not to but now the room is weird because i just took a big audible mouth breath for nothing

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When you're talking to your pets and mention something you own, do you refer to it as just your item or as both of your item? (EX. "what are you doing on MY table?!" vs. "what are you doing on OUR table?!")

Yes! My pet owns everything I own!

No! They can get their own shit!

Voting ended onJan 30, 2024

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idk if the rest of my friend group feels the same but in my brain, we're like a little platonic polycule.

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i have an alter who thinks the snapcube sonic dubs are cringe, please shun him (Geno)

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thinking of the memories i have that only a few people in existence could ever experience (any specific fandom during it's dying process).

the sparse small groups that managed to stick together as popularity declined, keeping up interest and morale with each other, but slowly and quietly they all disappear as well.

like. yeah it sucks to be in a dead fandom, but it's just,,, so different when the hype for something fades out slowly, especially if you had been in the community for a long time already and your fully aware that its happening. it's like a small civilization dying out. the fics and art left behind are nostalgic relics. but we're still here. we made those relics. and even if the community rebuilt, it would never be quite the same as the old one. people leave such a large impact on such a miniscule part of existence just by doing their own little thing.