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Neb | they/he/she | 25 | ew art n stuff side blog because of brainrot. also known as pxtellion ---- DNI homo + transphobes, terfs, racists, maps, proships or I'll hunt you for sport

[mxttellion]

💫 Pinned Intro Moment 💫

✨ Hey everyone, I'm Neb! I use they/he/she (in that order), I'm 25 and welcome to my ew side blog! I've been in this hellhole (hah) for a decade, whew. I'd call it a special interest if I wasn't embarrassed by that fact

✨ I mostly make art (doodles and animation when I'm feeling like it), even though I try my best to make some text posts as well. In case the top tags and the layout didn't give it away I might have an unhealthy obsession with Patryck. It used to be Matt but now he's locked in a basement

✨ I'm very critical of my interests, and that includes eddsworld. I may rant a few times about it, that doesn't mean I don't like it, far from it! Also be warned, I might make some suggestive jokes but they'll be tagged accordingly.

✨ DNI - it's already in my description but since not a lot of people read that, I'll make it clear once again: proships, racists, homo-transphobes and anything alike gtfo or get fucked

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✨ Main blog/non eddsworld stuff: @/nxbellion

art blog (not ew related) - @nxbellionartz

✨ Tags Used:

#nxb interps : my eddsworld interpretations and headcanons!! It's all there, just skim through it to get the basic gist of it.

#out of ew : anything that aren't drawings, mostly text posts or smth related to drama

#pxrsonal : personal posts

#rxplies : replies to asks

#rxblog : reblogs

#fxnart : any fanart of aus or mod!

#mxd stuff : anything related to my fnf mod!

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Au Ask blog: ~ @ask-asaltyginger (it's hard to explain, just check it out if ya want skdg)

Enjoy ur stay! ✈️

[mxttellion]

Did you know that your fnf mod even got to Russian ew fandom? I literally saw one Russian youtuber "MrDekart" played this and that was peak

people still talk about my mod.....

[mxttellion]

Hi, Neb. I wanna ask you about your time loop au. How exactly Matt died? I just didn't understand

i dont wanna be rude or anything but im pretty sure it was the entire point of the au, anon ...... Iirc it was edd but also I kinda forgor . I think

[eddheads-anonymous]

The short, chubby Paul headcanon sucks and I don't understand why it's as popular as it is

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[mxttellion]

hmm.

[osseoustissue]

PAULTRYCK PAGE!!!!

They need their own post okay, enjoy!!!!

look at this cutie

[mxttellion]

are people genuinely into dear starboy or is that just a fandom wide comedic bit

[mxttellion]

Okay yeah that makes sense actually. My mind just never thought of this explanation LOL mainly bc I'm used to this fandom obsessing over old ass AUs for no real reason

[mxttellion]

are people genuinely into dear starboy or is that just a fandom wide comedic bit

[koruui]

porl

[eddheads-anonymous]

DISCLAIMER: THIS IS NOT ME COMPLAINING ABOUT THE SHOW BEING 'WOKE'! I AM A TRANS PERSON OF COLOR!

beyond feels really defanged and sanitized in terms of humor, compared to the classic era (hell even compared to legacy)

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[mxttellion]

pondering my orb and keychain making websites

[mxttellion]

sorry I haven't posted the art I mentioned a little ago, I'm too busy watching my miis doing stuff in their little enclosure

[mxttellion]

did you know that wallace and patryck now live together it's crazy

[snoobinn]

Hi so I love Paul and Pat in your style can I get one (1) domestic PAULTRYCK please

enjoy your meal

[mxttellion]

sorry I haven't posted the art I mentioned a little ago, I'm too busy watching my miis doing stuff in their little enclosure

[mxttellion]

Why do some of the questions in the survey have an exclamation point as well as a question mark?? Dx plz, why am I being yelled at, I didn’t even do anything Dx

if you don't answer quickly they're gonna throw you in a pit of zombies they keep in the basement I dunno

[tordistic]

so the team is doing a feedback survey and some of the questions are normal (like what do you want to see in merch) but

PODCAST? OF WHAT? ITS AN IN CHARACTER PODCAST? OR ITS GOING TO BE HARGREAVES AND CLIFT TALKING? WHATS GOING ON

this set is also bizarre but with the context of the last episode of TADC being shown in theaters is not as bizarre as the podcast question. but. Glitch is huge for a indie studio. Is doing this even affordable for them at this state?

(Also I don't think they're taking into account there are fans that aren't British or American) (and asking for a city is incredibly vague. Do u know how many cities are named any variation of San José? who designed this????)

basically: whats going on. Whath e fuck

[mxttellion]

I'm cooking up some nefarious crossover ship material but it's still gen too embarrassing for me to talk about it. But also I love playing with my touys