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spectralhero

Shepard assuming that one can find weapons and ammo everywhere.

ME2:

Shepard: This pistol doesn't have a thermal clip

Miranda: It's a med bay!

LotSB:

Shepard: What kind of guns does this thing have?

Liara: It's a taxi! It has a fare meter!

Pretty sure on the Citadel somewhere:

Shepard: *Standing with a happy baby T'Soni in one arm and a sizable Blasto plush in the other* Any thermal clips or gun mods?

Store clerk: *Stares a moment* This is a toy store, Commander.

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Liara: I have dedicated the last 50 years of my life into finding out what happened to the Protheans. I have tracked down every scrap and shred of evidence over half a century of research. I’ve heard every theory out there, but there is little proof to back any of them, it seems nearly impossible to find—

Shepard: I know. The Reapers killed them all. I saw it in a dream a couple days ago.

Liara, who is also gay: I believe you completely.

tockthewatchdog

“we were born wrong”

teenblunder

I’m thinking about going missing

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studentlifeproblems

raicchu-deactivated20180719

being a soft sleepy horny crybaby 24/7 is hard work but someones gotta do it

uguuuchan

gimme sammich

princesstigerbelle

gib bagul

gynandromorph

i’m on the verge of tears because i’ve seen this post tons of times but today i realized the second reblog is cheezeburger speak for “give bagel” when i thought it was a dark souls boss name like

elivanto

DISASTER LINEAGE ROBE DROP™: THE SAGA

letoatreides

Ahsoka Tano in The Mandalorian Chapter 13: The Jedi

starknesskenobi

Ahsoka: “ Move the rock”

The Child: “ ?????”

Din:

swannsways

… and he loved her the whole way. I am told, and I believe, that he loves her still.

echofades

you said it was a ghost story. it isn’t. it’s a love story.

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andwhatexcellentboiledpotatoes

One moment you’re 17 and daydreaming about how glamorous your life will be when you’re finally an adult, then all of sudden it’s a decade later and “treating yourself” means buying full price pistacchios and taking a bath on a week night.