Hakuna Matata

I'm Alexis. 25. Washington. Life is about the journey, not the destination.

[radijs-dalfo]

[moveduponout-deactivated2024063]

There is something so nostalgic about everyone leaving tumblr only to return years later. It’s like coming home after flunking college.

[mothgiirlfriend]

[lindseysomething]

@stella-lvna we HAVE to incorporate this into our future home

[thepumpkin-queenn]

[rowshark]

[himekokosu]

Mossy forest

[ianvs-deactivated20241214]

Not to sound like an entitled brat, but I deserve to have a crow that regularly visits me.

[funnytwittertweets]

[swan2swan]

[powerpuff-save-the-day]

Powerpuff Girls was actually a show about a group of small children crushing the patriarchy and no one will convince me otherwise

[loosescrewslefty]

Anyone who tries to convince you otherwise obviously wasn’t watching the same show.

[luisonte]

[siickangel]

came out swinging - the wonder years

[auditorycheesecakes]

the only bad thing about garlic is all the paperwork you have to do before you can even cut it up

look at that

layers and layers of bureaucratic bullshit

[accordionsrule-deactivated20240]

OP I hope you realize how strongly you have impacted my life. I think about this every time I use garlic. EVERY TIME.

[areyoumygoodgirl]

"I like your hands"

Darling, if you want me to choke you then just ask.

[yiffmaster]

I feel like witches are sedentary and wizards are migratory. A witch has a home, a cauldron, herbs, you go to them with your problem. A wizard wanders, disappears, shows up at inconvenient times to fix nothing. am i making sense

[siickangel]

came out swinging - the wonder years

[unfriendeed-deactivated20220713]

[simplynaturallqueen-deactivated]

Here's to honeys with a little tummy 🍻