Jack Penumbra-Phantasm Gaster

Hi, im jack gaster, the guy who saved the world twice. I post about my insane life :)

[captain-gaster-offical]

hello version of father, its your adoptive human son Jack Penumbra-Phantasm Gaster, I would like to know what is going on?

-@my-insane-life

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Who the fuck is this???

[my-insane-life]

im the adoptive son of another version of you, now can you please tell me what is going on with the evil you so I can help you

*you see that he has a robo hand, a scythe, and a shot gun*

[december-knight]

hi Jack Penumbra-Phantasm Gaster/@my-insane-life here WHERE IN THE NAME OF EVEN AFTON IS MY SHADOW MANTLE I know my father had eram and friend steal it but where did they put it

..I believe Eram still has it, but I am not sure where they are keeping it.

..and honestly they can keep it if you're trying to bother me about it..

[my-insane-life]

thank

*Jack then runs away and you hear the sounds of gratuitous violence*

*Jack returns with the*

I just need shadow mantle to get 5 pure crystals from Ink so i can fix my portal gun

[mimikabii]

The moment she pulled THAT out, i SWEAR I thought they were gonna come running.

[pink-n-maddie]

“I’m Japanese, and we have a reputation when it comes to copyright lawyers. Greenie’s getting STOMPED.”

[cage-and-soul]

I dont think you can copyright the Michael bomb without being a mike

Who the hell even is mike

....dont open that can of worms

[my-insane-life]

An afton

[my-insane-life]

so the athour just added DDLC to the list of crosovers

the change from canon is that Monika dosent cuse evryone to die and Natsuki's abuseve dad died by druk driving

[my-insane-life]

update

some more people have been hired for security

mike shmit - nite gard - i dont know what he looks like as he is alwes wherein a hood and mask, aslo smells like a dead body

chell - honestly cant get a read on her

Swagmaster6969696969 - due to him being on the same shift as me i have to queshton how he got the job, due to him hiting on evrey fremale he encounters

Chris - the only sane one

[my-insane-life]

first day at work

I had a good fist day at work besides the fact that 1 SOULES showed up and 2 temerly tuned the toons into what he calls "Super Murder Things" but that name sucks so I will call these new forms the toons have acses to "Twisted's" cus SOULES was confused that he cudent controll the toon's

and then I beat the EVER LIVING SHIT OUT OF HIM

in other news

im the new head of sucurety

and frisk, aylith, and SOUL work hear as well

[my-insane-life]

I got a job

after the roaring last weak I decided to get a job at Gardenview Educational Center and Museum