[petalya]

all I feel like doing is kissing and being kissed and not having anything to think about for a little while

[godlessondheimite]

I would date an actor just so I can tell people that my boyfriend’s an actor and then they’d be like “oh? What’s he been in?” And I’d say “me” and raise my wine glass and laugh because in this scenario I’m at a fancy cocktail party.

[mizuenas]

Hades, stroking Persephone’s hair: You’re so adorable.

Persephone, half asleep: I could literally kick your ass right now.

Hades, looking at Persephone with heart eyes: I know.

[pondweeds]

do i look like i know what a “jender” is

[rainyday-deer]

[sweetmeatdale]

It was announced that Netflix is gonna do a live action version of Avatar the Last Airbrnder so I’d like to voice just one simple casting request.

The Boulder!

Played by The Rock!

[dankmemeuniversity]

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

went to the grocery store yesterday and saw they had some cheddar cheese on sale. i noticed a middle aged woman filling her entire hand basket with these discounted aged cheddar blocks, hand movements frantic and eyes set with determination. i reached over and grabbed a block from the discount bin. she snapped out of her reverie and quietly asked “do you want some more?” i said no i only want one block. she looked horrified. are you sure, she asked. yeah, i responded, plunking the block in next to my spinach. she began explaining that she and her friends really like this particular cheese. she sounded horrified. she was stumbling on her own words. i left quickly, feeling like i walked into something i shouldnt have seen. a private moment between this woman and her cheeses. i hope she is doing okay and is eating her cheese. 

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

actually im eating my cheese now and honestly i understand her, this cheese SLAPS

[africant]

When Val-Yor calls me “Troq,” he is saying that I am worthless, a nothing.

[thefederalistfreestyle]

& if ya don’t know, now ya know

[my-l1fe]

Why do people lie and say they are over someone but when you are dating them you get this strong urge that they aren't. At first you ignore it but eventually it becomes unbearable and a problem and you break up over a simple thing but then you ask if they where ever even over said person and all they give is an "idk" response.

[keybladesoras]

Detective Pikachu dancing!

[brooklyns99gifs]

[isiyamor]

[anotherlesbianandwhat]

xxx

[thecommonchick]

date someone that makes you roll your eyes and smile right after

[craves]

Leave a color in my ask

Deep Red - I’m in love with you. Red - I love you. Pink - I think you’re cute. Blue - You’re amazing. Rose - You’re pretty. Purple - You’re hot. Plum - I would fuck you. Violet - I would date you. Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours. Lavender - You are my tumblr crush. Orange - I want to get to know you. Tangerine - We have a lot in common. Amber - I wish you would notice me. Cream - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog. Beige - I don’t know you at all. Yellow - I don’t like your blog. Green - I don’t like you. Olive - I think you are unattractive. Brown - I hate you. Grey - You scare me. Black - Delete your tumblr.

[malcontent7]

Double Standards:

India Jones:

Men:

Captain Marvel:

Men:

[get-the-cheese-to-sickbay]

You’re absolutely right and you should say it

[writers-hq]

Accurately-titled novels - part 1

(Part 2)

Writers’ HQ