send in your secrets or other people's secrets

tell me all

[my-own-2-earballs]

I once watched a guy poop his pants. We like made eye contact. Those eyes will haunt me forever.

[my-own-2-earballs]

I work in the library on my school's campus and every time I find a flash drive in the computers I add a single folder full of pictures of sea cucumbers because their ends look like buttholes and then I put the flash drives in the lost and found

[my-own-2-earballs]

this guy in my apartment complex has a pickup truck and one time he drunkenly offered to drive everyone's trash to the front where the dumpsters are and never offered again, but from then on I have continuously thrown all my trash bags in his truck and he gets so mad but has no idea it's me.