alright everybody pack it up, pack it in, pack your Byler doubt into a tiny Ziploc bag and THROW IT OUT THE WINDOW.
we need to have a conversation.
ROBIN. IS. NOT. A. RELIABLE. BYLER. SOURCE.
I love her. I would die for her. She is my favorite lesbian barometer.
But she is NOT the gay oracle of truth when it comes to Mike Wheeler.
yes yes yes the Tammy Thompson conversation was about sexuality not about âMike = Tammy Thompson.â
Iâm aware. I have two brain cells.
BUT EVEN IF it was supposed to imply that⊠babes⊠ROBIN DOES NOT KNOW MIKE.
like she has known Will for 0.7 seconds and is only NOW beginning to understand him as a person.
and Mike?? mike wheeler?? she knows NOTHING about the history. NOTHING about the friendship. NOTHING about the pining and yearning and eyeballing and emotional spiraling. NOTHING about Mikeâs entire âIâm totally straight except for one (1) specific boyâ era.
and honestly the funniest part of that whole scene is that Will was the one initiating EVERYTHING.
which is adorable. and also brand-new.
like Byler has NEVER had that dynamic before.
Mike reaches out â Will cries about it â the audience dies â the cycle repeats.
Will is being boldâą. Will is being confidentâą. Will is being âI watched Robin pine after Vicky and now Iâm feeling braveâ coded.
and Mike is just standing there like a confused golden retriever who suddenly realized he has feelings again.
so when Robin clocks the moment and goes âoh, this is giving Tammy Thompson energy,â sheâs not WRONGâŠ
but sheâs only seeing half the picture.
the actual Byler evidence â the REAL good stuff â is all Mike-coded:
the soft looks, the lingering touches, the âYou are a real life Sorcererâ line delivery, the emotional monologue in his eyes every time Will breathes too close to him.
Robin didnât see ANY of that.
what she saw was Will doing a little gay reach-out and Mike doing NOTHING because Mike was too busy dissociating into gay panic.
so yeah, OF COURSE she misinterpreted it.
she doesnât know Mikeâs side yet.
she hasnât seen the âMike stares at Will like heâs the last slice of cakeâ stuff.
she hasnât met the version of Mike who basically said âI am obsessed with youâ with his eyeballs for four seasons straight.
now that Robin knows Will likes Mike?
sheâs gonna be WATCHING.
like binoculars. like National Geographic. like Planet Earth: Gay Edition.
so the MINUTE Mike starts doing the romantic stuff he ALWAYS does â the stuff the audience has been screaming about for seven years â Robin is gonna be like,
âoh⊠oh no⊠this boy isnât Tammy Thompson. THIS BOY IS VICKY.â
that VickyâMike parallel??
theyâve been hiding Vicky AND hiding Mikeâs feelings ON PURPOSE.
gatekeeping the lesbians. gatekeeping the gays.
Netflix said âno crumbs for you until the finale.â
and isnât it weird â WEIRD â that Vicky hasnât been involved in the supernatural plot AT ALL?
like girl hasnât even sniffed a Demogorgon.
mark my words: something with Mike + Vicky will happen (NOT romantically chill) that makes Robin go
âoh HOLY SHIT these two match.â
and THEN sheâs gonna retroactively realize she was wrong about Mike â aka Mike is Will-coded, not Tammy-coded.
call me crazy. call me delusional. call me Vecnaâs favorite vessel.
but SOMETHING is cooking and it isnât Eggos.
the math is mathing. the parallels are paralleling. the gay is gaying.