Cute Monsters Only

F. Bisexual. Cumbrian. Mostly tentai, xeno, or yuri and maybe some political stuff 🤪

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I want to post more xeno and tentacle content, but I think the staff are literally xenophobic and are too bigoted to have the miracle of life on their site 🙅🏻‍♀️

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What if one day we discover an extraterrestrial signal from a distant star, bound for Earth – it’s a tight-beam transmission aimed straight at us, so there’s no mistaking who it’s meant for – and when we decode it, it’s all porn. Just zettabytes and zettabytes of ultra-high-definition tentacle on tentacle action. The aliens have helpfully provided multiple audio tracks, including both the original dialogue and dubbing in various Earth languages, and that becomes our Rosetta stone. That’s how the first generation of xenolinguists end up deciphering the aliens’ language: by studying porno dialogue.

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omg ur blog makes my cunny so fucking wet 🥺🥺

It is what I live for baby !!

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Hmmmm

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the movie the untamed 2016

Thank you! I will try to find a way to watch it!!!

[kurrusu]

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This is the ideal male body. You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like

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We females only want one thing!

:)

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This... 🥺

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[stephaniepriscillart]

Addicted to the pain and the pleassure (Pose ref: Kinoko Shibari and Rae Lil Black on ig)

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A large strawberry squid, one of three caught on the last trawl of the Deep-See cruise. Photo: NOAA Fisheries

“The strawberry squid, gets its nickname from the berry-like appearance of its bright-red body speckled with numerous jewel like luminescent photophores ” via @octonation

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