The Internet's my lemonade

Congrats, you stumbled upon this blog, if you were hoping for clean, neat nack fun, *cackles* I'm sorry, wrong site. But for those who are staying, Welcome to hell, in all its many shape and sizes. The name's Elsa, and this is my personal blog.

[my-trashymoon]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, WOW ITS BEEN MONTHS HOLY SHIT

[sdasdaasd123]

[nerdgasrnz]

This is the savings cat. Reblog so u can save up and pay ur bills like the responsible egg they know u can be

[sad-boyofficial]

I like savings cat better than money cat tbh

[astrockie-remade]

1998.01.26 Happy late Birthday Moon Bin

[ceru-draws]

__ “s h u t   u p” __

reblogs are appreciated - don’t repost 

[frikiskrew]

[poseidons-tomb-blog]

what

[thecalicokid-deactivated2024072]

Yass fuck it up Skeletor!

[tempestpaige]

i was about to be mad at the comment above me bc i thought they were calling one of the girls skeletor

i was wrong

[jamaicanamazon]

Ok I see you

[counterstrikedaily]

[loop-zoop]

i want this to replace the john cena jokes

[simkaye-deactivated20211102]

nothing gets my self esteem going better than tumblr dot com

[jperalta]

Age Test

this is so cool! add your real and mental age in the tags :)

[goblinkind]

@whattatadotoday

[ara-kita-deactivated20170823]

“stop shipping real people!” they cry

“no” i respond, packing one more person into a box and sealing it shut. this one goes to fedex in the morning.

[mfvictoria]

As a student, the most comforting words you’ll ever hear are “i haven’t started either”

[just-shower-thoughts]

“DO NOT TOUCH” would probably be a really unsettling thing to read in braille.

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

joke yoda

What did the people of Princess Leia’s home planet do when they saw the Death Star?

They ALL-da-RAN!

FUUUUUUNNY JOKE

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

What do you call a bird of prey that time-travels to the year 2000?

A Millennium Falcon!

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNY JOKE

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

What do you get when you cut a Yo-Yo in half?

A Yo, duh!

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNY JOKE

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

Where do Han Solo and Chewbacca go to vape?

Cloud City!

FUNNNY

JOOOOOOKE

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

What did Luke’s aunt want him to get when he moved out?

A JABBA

FUNNY

JOKE

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

I apologize, that last joke was… Sar-lacking.

funny joke

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

Why don’t Ewoks like to go outside?

Because their whole planet is En-Door!

FUNNY

JOKE

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

What does the Emperor do to measure how many bowel movements a Sith Lord has had in one day?

Count Doodoo!

FUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNY

joke

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

What do you call it when Jamie Foxx has a cameo in a Star Wars movie?

Jango Fett Unchained!

FUNNY JOKE

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

What do you call it when the director of the Star Wars movies gets a cold?

GEORGE

MUCUS

FUNNY JOKE

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

What do you call the areas between General Grievous’ wrists and elbows?

His… four-arms!!!

F̕͏̼͕̹͇̻̠̠̘ͅF̷̶͔̟̪̮̫F̷̵̫̯̬̺͍͕̥̗̦͓̠́ͅF̢҉̨͙̻̞̺̳͡F̧̛̥̩͓̞̥͖͟͞F̦̳̹͈̘̟͕͙͈̮̀͟͠F҉̶̨̬͈͚͎͓̥̝͎̫͜ͅF̱̞̠̮̜̫̻͔̭̲́̀͘͟ͅF̢̛̰͚̪̙̼̪͟͡F͏͕͎̗͔͙̦͕̗͇̹̻ͅF͟͞҉̫̣̪̰͙̟̝̫̩̞̞̝̝F̧͖̦̩̺̱̕͡F̴͈̟͚̪͎̳͕̪̠̖͕̤͓̜̰͙̥̩͇͘F̷̵̻̘̺̞͖̰̼̜͙͈͖̱̤̱ͅͅF̢̡̖̰̺̳̺͎̼̮̙̮̼͔̼̝ͅF̸̩̩̱̻̠̰͎̹̮̩̰̩̱́̕ͅF͏͇̜̱͕̥̮̭͔ͅF̡̡̖̠̖̖͍̹͈̕F̸͘҉̧̱̦̞̳̩͙̭͖͉͕̤̳̻̩͇͇͓͈͜F̧̧̙͓̠̬̼͓͕̟̹̖̜͖̀̕͞ͅF͔͔̯̖̠͙͇͕̠̠͍͉̫̪̰͢͞͝F̴̵̧̪̼͙̞͙̯̬̹͎̥̀̕F̢̝̜̳̟͢͢͝F̡̰̯̩̻̹͇͚́́F̴̨͓̱̝̺̀F͎̜͓̪͇̜̰̜̦̘͙̳͓̘̯͓͘̕F̵̛̗̺͍͇̬͟͜ͅF̞͇̖̬̠̕͜͢͜F̢̫͓̹̳̹̱̹͍̪͇̜͜͞F͜͏̸͏͙͔̣̝̣̩̩̭́F҉̛̭̞̱͈̗̖͔̰̝͙͍̤̘̘̦̖͜U̧̬̣̙̰̱̤̟̹̟̖̤͇͉̹̕͘͞ͅU̴̵͕̼̤͕̯̹̬̮͚͚̪͎͚̥̭̯͈͜U҉̶̧͏̡̹̲̺̟̤Ų̵̶͠҉̟̙͙̟ͅU̵̜͍̹̗̗͍͚̹̩̞̮̩͡U̷̵͎͖̝̹̳̭̖͚̞̲̜͈̝̪͝ͅͅU̴̢͙̺̤͔̜͍̗̭̠͙̕͢U̶̧͈̯̱̣̯̖͕̼̲͈͎̕͘ͅU̷͏͚͉̪̱̮̮͉Ư͇̪̻̘̦̬̙͍̞͇̤̖̝̝̝ͅŲ͉͖͔͔̩̺̜͕̜͍̘͙̲͔͎͔͘͜͜Ừ̬̦̮̭͍͍̼̯̤̙̪̩̻̳͙̯͉̫͘̕Ṵ͈͍̯̳̤͚̫͍̗̪̜̼̼̪̩̪͍̞́͘͠U̶̵̱̳͎̯̕͡U̵͏͖̯͓̳̩̥͍̻͓̙̯̫̯̠̮̪̝͞ͅͅN̶̟͖̣͙͍̱̤̯̪͙̹͕̤͇͘̕ͅN̶͡͏̟̖̙͕̪̘̟̳̣̼̦̭̯͇͚ͅN̴̢̛͕͔̦̱͢͜Ṋ̷̰̙̻̣̭N̴̴̡̟͇̜̼̦͙̝̤̮̩͈̻͖͙̼̱͕N̷̖̫̳̜̜̤̫̬͓̦̞̱͓̣̲͢Y̛̺̠̗̼̙̝̠̬͍̥̙͓Ỵ̧̢̞͙͇͎̮̯͚̖͈̲̣̹͓͔̲ͅY̛̟͍̘̜̥͙̺̣̤͎̬̞͘͠Y̢͉͚͙͔̖̤̳̝̜̙͍͘̕Y̸̵̷̨̧̬͈̻̪͉͔͙̩͈̲̙͍Y̷̨͎͎̜̺͈͎͈̪̮̥̹̲͢͞ ̷̳̦͙͚͖̪̝͚̫̟̖̦̞̝̺͓̪̞͜͟͝͝J̢̛̗̙̺͕̘͉̜̖̯̟̝̙͔͎͚̩̪Ớ̵͖̤̲̦͚͇̩̪̬̤̼̜̬̟͕̫͔̲͖͢K̨̛̀͡͏̭͔̞͍E̷͏̝̫̖͇͝

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

What do you call someone that contests formal attire accessories?

A

TIE

FIGHTER

Funny Joke?

[chemicalheart-deactivated202009]

…does this make any sense if you’ve actually seen star wars or is it just jibberish???

[ej-the-cat-deactivated20161115]

Pyrrha could actually become one of the best antagonists Rooster Teeth and modern animation has ever had if RT takes her in that direction. After being used, abused, tricked, lied to, pushed around and constantly put up on a pedestal only to be broken and rejected time and time again, I could see her just completely losing it. She can’t control her Semblance anymore. She can’t trust her friends or teachers anymore. She isn’t the fighter she used to be, she isn’t this innocent little girl anymore, and she’s terrified. So she runs away, and fights anyone who tries to stop her. She pushes them all away. She secludes herself, works on getting control over her Semblance again, and then finally, when she’s stronger than ever, she gets her revenge. She goes back to hurt those who hurt her, the ones who planted these lies and fears in her head and turned her into the “monster” she’s become. She’s dangerous, and she’s going to embrace it, taking back everything the Huntsmen have stolen from her. That the villains stole from her. That her friends stole from her. No more Miss Nice Pyrrha. No more “I’m Sorry”. Pyrrha’s gone rogue, and we will all feel her pain, her fear, her apathy, her need to get some semblance of herself back. And it will be absolutely fucking beautiful.

[imaginefallout-deactivated20211]

IN CLASS TODAY THIS KID GOT IN TROUBLE FOR READING WHILE THE TEACHER WAS LECTURING SO THE TEACHER TOOK HIS BOOK AND WHEN THE TEACHER TURNED AROUND HE PULLED OUT ANOTHER COPY OF THE SAME FUCKING BOOK

[shotbyhazelg]

The most valuable chart…

[deductionfreak]

[micaxiii]

yes thanks for colouring it I had a hard time reading that

[skunkandburningtires]

Deadpool marketing is on point

[3-apples-deactivated20180325]

[xxxtictacion]

[frogmunist-deactivated20190724]

Where is the loss edit