☆ ELMO KEEP ☆

venus, venus, venus, venus, venus, venus, venus, venus please!

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Do you find yourself looking at the STARS?

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Hi I'm Elmo Keep! After walking in on my best friend and wife having sex, AND after being rejected by Mars One, I thought "Hey, Elmo! Start your own space program!"

VENUS, PLEASE! ☝️😁

Ladies and Gentlemen, we have been going in the wrooooong direction!

The great gas planet, Venus, is our future!

That's a no brainer! And we ALL know the saying:

Men are from Mars, you murdered your wife Women are from Venus! ☝️😁

SO SIGN UP TODAY!!!

And I'll let you into my Astronaut Training Program!

You'll learn how to survive on a planet made ENTIRELY OF GAS! (and ladies! lot's of ladies... a SEA of Venus ladies, eternally faithful to one husband!)

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VENUS, PLEASE!

admin: @alrightlarusso

guess who's got another rp blog 🙂🌈

basically the same as all my other rp blogs

this is for sillies, i love elmo keep so please indulge in my joy and whimsy.

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my son

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how do i find clothes that fit my son

[ooc: im so sad that i'm sick cause i'd totally take my aftonsparv out for pictures but i cant!!]

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my son. i must buy him some clothes soon.

he must not conquer the world while naked, he needs some red to match!

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youre my new favorite blog do you want all my money elmo

yes, it will help my space program!

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the great gas planet venus is our future!

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Happy father's day to elmo keep btw

Then again he will never know the gender of his unborn child so