Jul 19
my son
seen from Sweden
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seen from Malaysia
seen from Germany
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my son
how do i find clothes that fit my son
[ooc: im so sad that i'm sick cause i'd totally take my aftonsparv out for pictures but i cant!!]
my son. i must buy him some clothes soon.
he must not conquer the world while naked, he needs some red to match!
youre my new favorite blog do you want all my money elmo
yes, it will help my space program!
the great gas planet venus is our future!
Do you find yourself looking at the STARS?
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Hi I'm Elmo Keep! After walking in on my best friend and wife having sex, AND after being rejected by Mars One, I thought "Hey, Elmo! Start your own space program!"
VENUS, PLEASE! ☝️😁
Ladies and Gentlemen, we have been going in the wrooooong direction!
The great gas planet, Venus, is our future!
That's a no brainer! And we ALL know the saying:
Men are from Mars, you murdered your wife Women are from Venus! ☝️😁
SO SIGN UP TODAY!!!
And I'll let you into my Astronaut Training Program!
You'll learn how to survive on a planet made ENTIRELY OF GAS! (and ladies! lot's of ladies... a SEA of Venus ladies, eternally faithful to one husband!)
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VENUS, PLEASE!