lol y’all are fucking hilarious i’m literally just sitting here making bank off my ex boyfriend’s song while chillin with my new man whos the real winner here tho lmao
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lol y’all are fucking hilarious i’m literally just sitting here making bank off my ex boyfriend’s song while chillin with my new man whos the real winner here tho lmao
I feel like I’m ready to let go of this blog…….
Who’s Emilia Perez?
No one sweetie go back to bed
I WISH IT HAD ALL BEEN DIFFERENT!!!!!
but then who would i be
How do you deal with being left on read?
I’m an adult
I have two active followers so this will flop but it was fun making it
Pick one of my favorite songs that starts with the first letter of my name
Safeword - halsey
Sway - Kacey musgraves
Say yes - Elliott smith
Secrets from a girl - lorde
Silver spring - Fleetwood Mac
Satellite- harry styles
Savior complex - phoebe bridgers
She way out - the 1975
Starting line - Luke hemmings
Sexy to someone - clairo
[Image ID: Text on the image reads: "you can start over anytime. your day is not wasted. your life isn't ruined. your world is not over. take a deep breath and start over." /End ID]
Daily schedule:
Wake up on the problematic side of the bed
Eat a harmful breakfast
Log onto tumblr and reblog posts from abusive mutuals
Attend narcissistic classes
Watch an irredeemable movie
Listen to offensive music
Eat a cancelled dinner
Go to sleep derogatorily
Have dreams that will have aged poorly by the time I wake up
Okay but trying to pack a tiny small bag in hopes I don’t get charged extra is so nerve wracking I had fifteen mental breakdowns trying to fit in everything
A greater woman wouldn’t beg tho :/ that’s the thing :/ but i looked to the sky and said please ://///
'you are not serious people' is a phrase that has done so much. thank you logan succession
Okay my Oscar thought now that I have time to actually sit down
- why did Emilia Perez get awarded for anything
- Zoe is a great actor but boy she did not need to get her flowers for that performance
- I love Kieran and he deserves to be an Oscar winner but Jeremy was the real winner
- Adrien…. I won’t say anything else
- Ariana looked so beautiful in that dress and it crushes me that she actually thought she would get an Oscar
- the disrespect to Demi Moore….. no words
- CONCLAVE SWEETIE IM SO SORRY THESE UGLY STUPID BITCHES DID THIS TO YOU. I WILL AVENGE YOU!!!!
- the substance should’ve won more
“Kieran culkin is halfway to an egot” has me crying best sentence I’ve ever read ever
I feel sorry for Millie Bobby brown cause she’s just a victim of her stylist I want to hug her
Has Jeff Goldblum done anything wrong I don’t know why I feel like he’s sketchy
Let's do something (and this is directed SPECIFICALLY at anyone outside Britain) how did you figure out Robbie Williams was a person who happens to exist and is apparently a popular singer?
I’m happy Kieran won in a “he’s the loml and he deserves the best” way not in a “he was the best in the category” way