Rouge The Bat

master thief | just here to get my emeralds & have fun |BFF: shadow🦔 | any pronouns will do, darling | bisexual

[mybattyrap]

Alright little bats! I'm new to this so called Tumblr app, so be nice. I'll be following my hb on here so get ready for some rant posts or more

[snowylynxx]

uh oh

[mybattyrap]

Have not touched this app in a while but.. how's everyone doing?

[mybattyrap]

I am AWFULLY late and my absence won't make up for this, but happy Halloween my little bats!! 💜🦇

[where-is-tosh]

a lil treat

[themasterwarrior]

I’M NOT A VIOLENT DOG.

I DON’T KNOW WHY I BITE.

[mybattyrap]

I hope you're alright, big guy.. If you need to talk about anything, we're all here for you 💜

[tinyratlet]

tiny ames 💗

[mybattyrap]

Too cute!

[tinyratlet]

tiny ames 💗

[smallpwbbles]

I love moments of Sonic being snappy in media

[pl4netarypieces]

when w hen the

[themasterwarrior]

@neomagicstar

Think you would like this..

[themasterwarrior]

I found Her my astute olfactory senses.

I merely I forgot where I put Her..She was in Hidden Palace Shrine this whole time..

[mybattyrap]

Oh my god bruh ..

[radicalcircuit]

[mybattyrap]

Echidnas have no manners and they slut-shame you for no reason. That's my post for the day.

[themasterwarrior]

Is it really shaming if you’re just a sl—

Hey…

I seem to be missing something.

[mybattyrap]

Aight, what is it now?

[themasterwarrior]

I KNOW YOU DID IT WITCH!!!!!!!

[mybattyrap]

ME? I WAS TALKING TO YOU THE ENTIRE TIME! FIRST YOU INSULT ME, NOW YOU ACCUSE ME OF SOMETHING THAT I HAVE NOT DONE.. IN A WHILE NOW!

[themasterwarrior]

NEED I PULL OUT THE RECEIPTS? You can not fool me..! I am unfoolable!

[mybattyrap]

WHAT RECEIPTS? I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING!

[themasterwarrior]

You want me to post them now OR LATER?

[mybattyrap]

Do whatever you want. I don't care about this anyway, y'know why? CUS IT AIN'T MY PROBLEM! You can frame me all you want, but when you find out that I didn't steal anything, I WON'T FORGIVE YOU!

[themasterwarrior]

And we were having such a good time too! But, no, you have to get hysterical. Hmph!

[mybattyrap]

You post screenshots of me clearly teasing/poking fun at you, and then continue to say that it's proof that I stole something. Oh my Gaia, you really are something.

AND YOU STILL CONTINUE TO SLUT SHAME ME? Thought you were a feminist or something.

[themasterwarrior]

EQUAL LEFTS AND EQUAL RIGHTS! If my head is empty - your legs are open! You don’t throw stones in glass houses and cry about getting cut!

And HOW am I supposed to feel after the Master Emerald goes missing right when you say it is gone?! Chaos! Make it make sense!

[mybattyrap]

Calling you stupid, and you saying that I sleep around a lot while keeping my legs open 24/7 is a very weird comparison to your whole "equality" quota. One is clearly minuscule. You could have just said that you didn't appreciate being called that, and I would have apologized. Instead, you call me a whore. How mature.

[themasterwarrior]

SHUT UP YOU’RE MEAN TO ME!!!!!!!! SO IT’S PLENTY FAIR!!! YOU KNOW I’M VERY SENSITIVE ABOUT MY INTELLIGENCE!!!

[mybattyrap]

... Fine. I'm sorry for calling you stupid. You are quite resilient and intelligent during stressful situations. And you're good at protecting the emerald. Better?

[themasterwarrior]

rrrgghhh…fine…

I accept your apology..

(if only because someone told me I was “totally whiffing” and should “smbau”..whatever that means..)

You are less of a harlot and more of a powerful woman who plays the system, knowing what she wants…

[mybattyrap]

That's more like it. Now, will you quit accusing me of stealing the master emerald? I have no idea where it is, but I will help you. To make up for the fight, okay?

..And I appreciate the compliment.

[mybattyrap]

Echidnas have no manners and they slut-shame you for no reason. That's my post for the day.

[themasterwarrior]

Is it really shaming if you’re just a sl—

Hey…

I seem to be missing something.

[mybattyrap]

Aight, what is it now?

[themasterwarrior]

I KNOW YOU DID IT WITCH!!!!!!!

[mybattyrap]

ME? I WAS TALKING TO YOU THE ENTIRE TIME! FIRST YOU INSULT ME, NOW YOU ACCUSE ME OF SOMETHING THAT I HAVE NOT DONE.. IN A WHILE NOW!

[themasterwarrior]

NEED I PULL OUT THE RECEIPTS? You can not fool me..! I am unfoolable!

[mybattyrap]

WHAT RECEIPTS? I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING!

[themasterwarrior]

You want me to post them now OR LATER?

[mybattyrap]

Do whatever you want. I don't care about this anyway, y'know why? CUS IT AIN'T MY PROBLEM! You can frame me all you want, but when you find out that I didn't steal anything, I WON'T FORGIVE YOU!

[themasterwarrior]

And we were having such a good time too! But, no, you have to get hysterical. Hmph!

[mybattyrap]

You post screenshots of me clearly teasing/poking fun at you, and then continue to say that it's proof that I stole something. Oh my Gaia, you really are something.

AND YOU STILL CONTINUE TO SLUT SHAME ME? Thought you were a feminist or something.

[themasterwarrior]

EQUAL LEFTS AND EQUAL RIGHTS! If my head is empty - your legs are open! You don’t throw stones in glass houses and cry about getting cut!

And HOW am I supposed to feel after the Master Emerald goes missing right when you say it is gone?! Chaos! Make it make sense!

[mybattyrap]

Calling you stupid, and you saying that I sleep around a lot while keeping my legs open 24/7 is a very weird comparison to your whole "equality" quota. One is clearly minuscule. You could have just said that you didn't appreciate being called that, and I would have apologized. Instead, you call me a whore. How mature.

[themasterwarrior]

SHUT UP YOU’RE MEAN TO ME!!!!!!!! SO IT’S PLENTY FAIR!!! YOU KNOW I’M VERY SENSITIVE ABOUT MY INTELLIGENCE!!!

[mybattyrap]

... Fine. I'm sorry for calling you stupid. You are quite resilient and intelligent during stressful situations. And you're good at protecting the emerald. Better?

[mybattyrap]

Wsp hochi mama

Can you believe gay people exist

Anyways outer here

-Love @blu33blurr

Yes, I'm one of them.

[blu33blurr]

wowww

You must be an endangered species

Hey there Delilah what’s it like in gay city?

But, anyways, what’s your type in the ladies?

[mybattyrap]

I'm not very picky, so I guess all of them. I can tell you've been around gay city once or twice though, guess we're both in the same boat. 😒

[blu33blurr]

….

Screw you too, man.

But HEY. We can agree on 1 thing!!

Preferences are way too limiting.

That reminds me..In my professional opinion locker rooms are cwaazzyy.. i once seen someone tell their friend to twerk. For free!

[mybattyrap]

You are way too comfortable on this app.

[blu33blurr]

That’s real rich coming from you.

[mybattyrap]

[blu33blurr]

I like winning arguments.

[mybattyrap]

If you like winning arguments so much, then maybe tell your friend that he's clearly losing while making false accusations of something that I clearly didn't do. It's stupid for someone to point fingers at only ONE person and use insults as a way of saying, "I'm right, you're wrong!"

[blu33blurr]

Sorry, I’m no marriage counselor!

Gonna need to consult couples therapy for that one.

N my personal opinion ? He’s cookin u gud. Iunno. Might be my bias , i did teach him a few techniques.

I’ll tell him 2 shuttup IF hmm idunno

YOU don’t touch ANY shiny things for the next two days..AND give me chilidogs. Howzabout that!

[mybattyrap]

Lucky you, I've been doing that for a week straight. But sure, you can have your chili dogs. Plus, we're not a couple.

[mybattyrap]

Echidnas have no manners and they slut-shame you for no reason. That's my post for the day.

[themasterwarrior]

Is it really shaming if you’re just a sl—

Hey…

I seem to be missing something.

[mybattyrap]

Aight, what is it now?

[themasterwarrior]

I KNOW YOU DID IT WITCH!!!!!!!

[mybattyrap]

ME? I WAS TALKING TO YOU THE ENTIRE TIME! FIRST YOU INSULT ME, NOW YOU ACCUSE ME OF SOMETHING THAT I HAVE NOT DONE.. IN A WHILE NOW!

[themasterwarrior]

NEED I PULL OUT THE RECEIPTS? You can not fool me..! I am unfoolable!

[mybattyrap]

WHAT RECEIPTS? I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING!

[themasterwarrior]

You want me to post them now OR LATER?

[mybattyrap]

Do whatever you want. I don't care about this anyway, y'know why? CUS IT AIN'T MY PROBLEM! You can frame me all you want, but when you find out that I didn't steal anything, I WON'T FORGIVE YOU!

[themasterwarrior]

And we were having such a good time too! But, no, you have to get hysterical. Hmph!

[mybattyrap]

You post screenshots of me clearly teasing/poking fun at you, and then continue to say that it's proof that I stole something. Oh my Gaia, you really are something.

AND YOU STILL CONTINUE TO SLUT SHAME ME? Thought you were a feminist or something.

[themasterwarrior]

EQUAL LEFTS AND EQUAL RIGHTS! If my head is empty - your legs are open! You don’t throw stones in glass houses and cry about getting cut!

And HOW am I supposed to feel after the Master Emerald goes missing right when you say it is gone?! Chaos! Make it make sense!

[mybattyrap]

Calling you stupid, and you saying that I sleep around a lot while keeping my legs open 24/7 is a very weird comparison to your whole "equality" quota. One is clearly minuscule. You could have just said that you didn't appreciate being called that, and I would have apologized. Instead, you call me a whore. How mature.

[mybattyrap]

Wsp hochi mama

Can you believe gay people exist

Anyways outer here

-Love @blu33blurr

Yes, I'm one of them.

[blu33blurr]

wowww

You must be an endangered species

Hey there Delilah what’s it like in gay city?

But, anyways, what’s your type in the ladies?

[mybattyrap]

I'm not very picky, so I guess all of them. I can tell you've been around gay city once or twice though, guess we're both in the same boat. 😒

[blu33blurr]

….

Screw you too, man.

But HEY. We can agree on 1 thing!!

Preferences are way too limiting.

That reminds me..In my professional opinion locker rooms are cwaazzyy.. i once seen someone tell their friend to twerk. For free!

[mybattyrap]

You are way too comfortable on this app.

[blu33blurr]

That’s real rich coming from you.

[mybattyrap]

[blu33blurr]

I like winning arguments.

[mybattyrap]

If you like winning arguments so much, then maybe tell your friend that he's clearly losing while making false accusations of something that I clearly didn't do. It's stupid for someone to point fingers at only ONE person and use insults as a way of saying, "I'm right, you're wrong!"