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mybirdisbestboy

hey man you didnt post on sunday is everything alright?

whenidiehallelujahbyandby

i wanna die of something honorable like ate the wrong mushroom

lizilla

Goodbye Lads im heading to the north pole!

lizilla

Uh Oh! I forgot the keys to my reindeer! Gotta turn around

mossy-woods

mentally i'm here

dankmemeuniversity

lazorsandparadox

This is actually a really good example of why internet of things is a security risk. The hackers couldn't have exploited the thermometer as an entry point if it didnt connect to the fucking internet to start with

gothiero

im sorry but no matter what i will never use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". its "ofcourse". obviously.

magicalgirlmindcrank

I can't condone Christianity but they went off with the cannibalization of the divine

magicalgirlmindcrank

My mom: here eat this, it's God

Me, like 4yo:

new-old-and-lost-deactivated202

There are lines Cassandra will say if she sees her mother enter the same area she is (while both are attacking you).

*squeals* “Mother! Mother!”

“I guess I should hold back a little.”

yoursweetdenial

Ethan Winters: *shoots Lady D right in the face with a sniper rifle*

Lady Dimitrescu: *adjusts her hat aggressively* Listen here you little shit

elyx-syl

jojo fans getting jailed after illegally streaming the event and realizing being in jail is a jojo reference

ms-demeanor

Hi my name is Ever Given Ever’Green Imbari Golden Class and I have a long green hull (that’s how I got my name) with white letters that reach across my back and a red bulbous prow like a dolphin’s fin and a lot of people tell me I look like Sapphire Princess (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Conti Cortesia Ever’Green Marine but I wish I was because she’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a Golden Class Container Ship but my deck is straight and wide. I have smooth green paint. I’m also a Cargo Ship, and I sail in a shipping lane called called the Suez Canal in Egypt where I’m part of a caravan (I’m three). I’m a ship (in case you couldn’t tell) and I sail mostly in the ocean. I love Hot Topic and I ship all my clothes to there. For example today I was shipping a thousand black corsets with ten miles of matching lace and a lot of discounted black leather miniskirts, pink fishnets, and combat boots. I was carrying black containers, white containers, black half-containers, and wearing red eye shadow. I was sailing through the Suez canal. It was windy and full of sand so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of tugboats told me I was about to run aground. I put my middle finger up at them.