weird science

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[dumbpuppyfag]

(never degraded someone before) you have your mother's cruelty. and your father's cowardice.

[naamahdarling]

[mrsterlingeverything]

Um actually scrub daddy is my comfort character and it physically and psychically hurts me to see you chop him up and eat him after freezing and cracking him up with liquid nitrogen while naked with big boobs?

[mousemilf]

dont worry abt it, you just keep reading your lines and well take care of the rest. you'll be a star.

[mrsterlingeverything]

Ill be a star

[oneheadtoanother]

are you lost little boy

[oneheadtoanother]

This is so much funnier than my caption, dammit

[gaylor-moon]

[capacity2]

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

[starlit-syncopation]

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

[capacity2]

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

[daggerfall]

Hey what

Thomas the Tank Engine returns to terrorize Morrowind as modder mocks Mattel crackdown - Dexerto

A Morrowind mod replaces cliff racers with Thomas the Tank Engine as creator Trainwiz jokingly mocks Mattel’s past crackdown attempts.

What

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[babushkaat]

[twinkhole-destroyer]

I need to press his bruises like it’s his gspot

[twinkhole-destroyer]

I’m gonna think about killing myself

[happybunnykat]

[kaijuno]

[evilwizard]

[transgenderfabianseacaster]

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[bunniope]

i laced your joint with A Knight's Honor

[ginnie-darling]

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[in-heavens-trenches]

That tag sent me

[dailycatsblog]

[foone]

I sent this to my roommate who is getting her orchi this week. I told her to make sure to ask for her 15% discount

[molsno]

[squinkarific]

i've found it, my favorite dungeon meshi panel

[devmoth]

[3000s]

my apologies mr mama

[3000s]

[yyshcul]

another one of my uni portfolio pieces. something about kind gestures of strangers that go unnoticed because we're so used to them and the inherent goodness of people etc etc etc

honestly i just wanted to draw a comic because i wanted to show off my illustration skills. i wish i had spent more time on these & drawn more comics for this series but i was running out of time :(

(made in photoshop)