My Boss, Mr. Kennedy

A collection of funny, hilarious quotes by my great boss.

[mybossmrkennedy]

I'm fine, peachy and MF dandy.

Says it all...

[mybossmrkennedy]

WGAF and that's not a radio station.

Looking through his Facebook news feed

[mybossmrkennedy]

My boss: Oh shit.

Me: What's wrong?

My boss: Nothing, just in general.

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My boss: -As he hands me a book- So, read all of this stuff because there's a lot of important information right at the beginning.

Me: Yeah, I know how to read a book.

[mybossmrkennedy]

Me: Do you like your new blue phone case?

My boss: Yeah, I guess.

Me: Vogue says navy blue is the new black.

My boss: Really, because I thought orange was the new black?

[mybossmrkennedy]

Here, do you want some? It's a big ol' cup of SHHH.

Offering me his mug, so generous

[mybossmrkennedy]

If the world is your oyster, just make sure you like seafood.

Pearls of wisdom

[mybossmrkennedy]

Of all the things you do to offend me, cheese falls somewhere in the middle of the list.

He really hates cheese.

[mybossmrkennedy]

You're a cootie.

Me to my boss, sometimes you just have to go there.

[mybossmrkennedy]

Yes, I'm getting the iPhone 6 plus. It's about the size of a toaster oven.

On the goings on in his life

[mybossmrkennedy]

-Over text-

Me: Running late, I think I'm going to miss seeing Mr. ----. 

My Boss: I'm sure he'll miss you too.

[mybossmrkennedy]

My boss: What should I be posting on Facebook?

Me: I don't know. What are your thoughts? What are your feelings?

My boss: I guess my thought is that no one really cares what I'm feeling.

[mybossmrkennedy]

As far as you know, I don't think you look like shit.

-There are no words.

[mybossmrkennedy]

My boss: I told him he didn't want to put me on the air, that it was a bad idea. I have no filter on the air.

Me: But you were on the radio for a long time, obviously you do. Or has it withered away?

My boss: Yes. Fuck yes.

[mybossmrkennedy]

My boss: The next time I get my hearing aid checked, I'm going to take you with me so that I can figure out which frequency you speak at and get it adjusted accordingly.

Me: ...So that you can hear me? Or so you can block me out?

My boss: Yeah.

[mybossmrkennedy]

When my boss asked me what my favorite clothing store was for "research" for a client, he was really getting the scoop on what to get me for my birthday. Aw :)

[mybossmrkennedy]

Me: That was a disaster!

My boss: That wasn't a disaster. I've been in actual disasters.

Me: Like in 'Nam?