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crazysodomite

No one wants to talk about how intimate jump starting someones car is.

spacefucksmeup

this is what happens when you ban normal porn

hm.

well. that's.

hm.

duchessvongooseberg

hey guys wanna come over and play 9/11 with me

subjectsix

out thrifitng, I hear a mom hiss “aiden. do not.” then a short pause followed by fervent bongo playing

depsidase

quotesfromthingsiread

i might be wrong but instinctually i can't imagine regulated and normalized coca consumption as being that different than coffee

afloweroutofstone

You’re correct! Coca leaves are basically treated as a coffee-like substance in Bolivia, Peru, etc. Most of the time they sell the raw leaves in baggies but you can also make little treats with it

Imagine your morning coffee. Now imagine that someone on the other side of the planet made a concentrated version of your morning coffee called SuperCoffee that was hundreds of times stronger than the version of it that you enjoy. Now imagine that the world’s most powerful government is pressuring your government to criminalize your morning coffee just because it’s possible to make SuperCoffee out of it

moonrisetowers

*fucking someone nonbinary* you've been a bad person

shadow-banned-the-hedgehog

wolfer-aid

“work wife” let’s take this to the next level. Work ex-wife. we had something once

pipebombgf

gender-affirming surgery is a months-long dark comedy. what the fuck do you mean you're charging me double for everything. what do you mean they itemize the bill by left and right ball. what the fuck.

pipebombgf

they billed me for three?? three balls???

pipebombgf

dovvvvv

hey girl! how did your choices go😃

politicalprof

Well, you know, some bathroom graffiti offers insight.

madfishmonger

Red marker handwriting on a bathroom wall. Text reads:

“Boss made a dollar Granddad made a dime But that was a poem From a simpler time.

Boss made a thousand Gave pa a cent But that penny paid the mortgage Or at least it paid the rent

Now Boss makes a million And gives us jack Smugly blames the workers For the labor that he lacks.”

a-krogan-skald-and-bearsark

And the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenement halls.

coughloop

When the music is loud AND bad

translatingpostsintodutch

coughloop

Wanneer de muziek luid EN slecht is

coughloop

My posts are not for the Dutch to enjoy

sosickoflostpassword

Reminder.

This is what the shooter looks like.

Gray jacket. Light gray backpack.

This is what the apparent suspect looked like the same day at Starbucks.

Green/brown jacket and black back pack

Notice lack of unibrow.

Luigi day of arrest.

Unibrow present and stubble on face/neck.

Why is this important? Because Starbucks guy doesn't have those.

Which leads me to perp walk luigi.

"Oh they must have a great barber lmaooo" no. Stop joking for a second. No one gets this treatment so why him? Because they are trying to make him look like the Starbucks perp. They think we are dumb and will forget shooter Mcgee doesn't look anything like Starbuck boy.

Luigi said evidence was planted on him like the gun and the manifesto.

I believe this because the manifesto praises the efforts of the policemen on like page one. Like they couldn't even not suck their own dicks for 3 seconds to plant compelling evidence.

Do not let these people fool you. Luigi did not do this. Even though it's funny, even though he's hot even though <insert myriad of excuses I've heard here>. Do not let them get away with brainwashing you into believing he did it even if you agree with what happened.

I'm pro UHC shooter.

I'm pro luigi being released because hes innocent.

vynofiron

I also saw a post advocating for not referring to the UHC shooter by the name Luigi, even when you're making memes, because what that does is presume guilt and we're supposed to presume innocence.