Also March 24th, 2014
Sammy: *on his way to take a shower* I'm going to go get my quickie.
Me: You might want to rephrase that.
Sammy: I'm going to go fuck the shower.
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Also March 24th, 2014
Sammy: *on his way to take a shower* I'm going to go get my quickie.
Me: You might want to rephrase that.
Sammy: I'm going to go fuck the shower.
March 24th, 2014
"I haven't washed these pants in three weeks. But they are stiLL SUPPLE AS A NEWBORN CALF."
Also November 22nd, 2012
Guest appearance: Me.
"A great big bag of buttery guinea pigs!"
and
"Thomas Edison was a grade-A douchecanoe."
November 22nd, 2012
A conversation between Sammy and me.
S: I hate you SO MUCH.
M: It's moments like this I come home for.
S: HAAAAAAAAAAAAATE.
Also November 15th, 2012
Guest Appearance: Casey.
"Practice doesn't make perfect. Practice makes oatmeal."
November 15th, 2012
Guest appearance: Sam's friend Joey.
After staring into space for about five minutes: "... my head has HAIR on it."
November 13th, 2012
Teacher explaining how centrifugal acceleration keeps water in a bucket.
Teacher: Have you ever gone to explain to your little cousin how this works? They won't believe you at first. So you go up to them, and you say-
Sam: Okay, kid. I'm gonna whip you around, all your brains're gonna end up in your feet.
November 12th, 2012
A conversation between Sammy and his girlfriend, Caileigh:
"C: You know what's been distracting me all night-
S: YES.
C: Okay.
S: But no really, what were you going to say?
C: I've been distracted because I smell like soup, and I am delicious."
November 9th, 2012
Guest appearance: some random girl.
"You've got a biiiig chunk of precious... riiiiight there."
Also November 8th, 2012
"This is my coffee fuckmug."
November 8th, 2012
"It's the Sisterhood of the Traveling Mullet!"
Also November 7th, 2012
Guest appearance: some random girl on her phone.
"What are clothes?"
and
"You killed Jimmy, right?"
November 7th, 2012
"Apparently attention is squishy."
November 4th, 2012
"I'm making a sweat angel."
October 23rd: Part 3
"Blood ice cream! With toppings of MURDERRRR!
... and jimmies."
October 23rd 2012: Part 2
"The words speak from my mouth."
October 23rd, 2012: Part I
"The mystery of the blood yogurt continues."