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Art by austinpardunart  //  Etsy

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[thenordroom]

An Art Nouveau Villa in the South of France - Full Home Tour at THE NORDROOM

[tokyocyborg]

What do you think you live for?

Virginia Woolf, from a letter to Ethyl Smyth written September 1937

[daily-kafka]

August 11th, 1912

[pilgrimattinkercreek1974]

Losing the war against emails

[ejacutastic]

life: you need to make a single phone call

me:

[deactivatedunfollowmelol]

[c0nt8ct-deactivated20211225]

If you like socialism so much, move to Lazytown and see how much you actually like it. Fucking idiot.

[funnytwittertweets]

[joshpeck]

why do you and others like vaccines so much?

not dying of preventable diseases is actually one of my favorite hobbies

[snorlaxatives]

one time i was at my friends place and we were cooking this zucchini noodle recipe and it called for two cloves of garlic and me, being the garlic connoisseur that i am, jokingly said “two is not nearly enough let’s do twenty” and my friend was just like “why on earth would we do that” and in that moment i knew the garlic fandom is a niche and special group… some minds just haven’t expanded to our horizons yet 

[snorlaxatives]

this is a meme for sophisticated minds only, normies don’t interact! 

[warmlantern-deactivated20210502]

Tbh I am an extremely chill person as long as certain things go exactly the way I need and expect them to every single day

[everythingfox]

Ferret sees snow for the first time

(via)

[bluejayrambles]

[sunbathe]

[gaelgarcia]

Okay, yeah. I’ve got an apology. So, I have this friend who is a new student this year. And I convinced her that it would be fun to mess up Regina George’s life. So I had her pretend to be friends with Regina, and then she would come to my house after and we would just laugh about all the dumb stuff Regina said. And we gave these candy bar things that would make her gain weight, and then we turned her best friends against her. And then... Oh yeah, Cady - you know my friend Cady? She made out with her boyfriend, and we convinced him to break up with her. Oh, God, and we gave her foot cream instead of face wash. Mean Girls (2004) dir. Mark Waters

[petapeta]