Cat Focus Group

Don't know who I am or what I want but I'm here, I'm old, and I post everything I like on one blog bc who needs organization?

[karvina]

this girl was showing all the signs of being a secret mermaid so i pushed her into the pool and she turned into a forty foot long mosasaurus which is tbh way cooler

[karvina]

not really sure how to get her out though

[karvina]

for those of you asking why i pushed her into the pool in the first place: i work for a duplicitous small town aquarium and i'm trying to kidnap mermaids to jump through hoops and shit to entertain tourists and make money. fucking obviously. now that i know she's actually a mosasaurus though i Have fallen in pure-hearted love with her

[stjohnstarling]

Feel the rain on your carapace. 

[stjohnstarling]

No one else can speak the words on your mandibles.

[stjohnstarling]

I call this post, “What if Unwritten by Natasha Beddingfield was from the perspective of some kind of bug-creature?”

[beastliness]

[theonion]

In an effort to help working individuals improve their fitness and well-being, experts at the Mayo Clinic issued a new set of health guidelines Thursday recommending that Americans stand up at their desk, leave their office, and never return. “Many Americans spend a minimum of eight hours per day sitting in an office, but we observed significant physical and mental health benefits in subjects after just one instance of standing up, walking out the door, and never coming back to their place of work again,” said researcher Claudine Sparks, who explained that those who implemented the practice in their lives reported an improvement in mood and reduced stress that lasted for the remainder of the day, and which appeared to persist even into subsequent weeks.

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[zxid]

collection

[qaz8723]

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[germechart]

[sector-v]

Extremely irksome as an autistic person to ask a clarifying question and be told you’re “splitting hairs” when you genuinely just don’t understand because there isn’t enough information. Like, buddy. This is me at my most basic level of “what do you mean by that.” You wanna see me split hairs? If you really saw how thin I could slice a hair you’d hurl

[sector-v]

I will split a hair into smaller halves every hour my demands of mutual participation in communication are not met

[theonion]

[penworthy]

Accidentally zoomed out on my maps app when looking for a restaurant and it gave me results for “lunch” in all of north america lol

[hsuhaohsuhaohsuhao]

Send all of the data you hacve

[stuckinapril]

[monzterzack]

thanks for the memories even if they werent so great like some say

[pinksweet]

Whatever [hunches over and weeps]

[theonion]

[lokaror]

*shoots my dear friend just before we find the treasure so i wont have to split it, only to find out friendship was the real treasure all along*

[annakarenina]

“making this film did not bring any closure” oh…

[meduseld]

About Weapons (2025)

Spoilers:

Uh yeah Zach, that really, really comes through.

[feuvyper]

inspired by this image of a panic attack during a CT scan

[kyraneko]

That is honestly the most accurate and faithful depiction of a panic attack anyone could ever come up with.

[allaboutthems]

[covington-shenanigans]

when i was allegedly a woman i was briefly married to a cis guy before coming out as a lesbian and getting a divorce. my now ex-husband, a genuine sweetheart of a man, was very kind about it all and we remain good friends.

twenty-five (!) years later I came out as a trans man.

now. the important thing to know about my ex-husband is that he loves nothing more than 1) horrible puns, preferably bilingual ones; 2) terrible dad jokes; and 3) committing to the bit until the end of time. he absolutely lives for Shenanigans and Japery. i do not know how his long-suffering wife puts up with him, but they've been married for more than 20 years so presumably she manages.

so, to break the news to my ex, i texted him. the exchange went something like this:

me: "great news, i'm a trans guy now"

him: "oh, congrats!"

me: "thank you. now for the better news: I insist you refer to me henceforth only as your ex-husband. do you accept this challenge?"

and my cis, straight-as-an-arrow, lives-in-the-midwest, married-to-a-minister ex-husband was like

AND HE DOES! gleefully and completely straight-faced, as I understand it. confuses the hell out of everyone, none more than cishet conservative people who've known us both for decades and know for a fact he's only been married twice. I hope he never explains.

[anais-ninja-bitch]

amazing stuff.

[kyraneko]

top-tier allyship, this.