Gonzo, the King of Emo

he/him • I'M GAY LADIES FUCK OFF!!!!!!! • gonzo and gerard way kinnie • wolf therian and werewolf bird hybrid otherkin • normies fuck off

[mychemicalgonzo]

Hello normies.

I... well I'm Gonzo the great. Or perhaps you know me as Gerard Way, of My Chemical Romance. I have been sheltered. Kept away from my truth. Because of you... filthy normies. I've struggled so much with my truth... that I truly am Gonzo the Muppet, as well as Gerard Way.

I've struggled so much with these thoughts. These... these feelings. The memories. Seeing 9/11... Being bound to a life of cloth as a Muppet... no one understands me. At least... at least I thought I did. Seeing the strength of @the-muppet-joker gave me hope... strength... to finally come out as a Gonzo kinnie. I messaged him on this site, and seeing him accept me despite our differences as Gonzo and Kermit... I've decided to fully live my truth.

Don't even try to understand. You won't. Ever.

~ DNI ~

Non emos or edge lords. Only true emos understand my pain...

Br*ndon Ur*e apologists or stans. I fucking hate that poser

Speaking of which, posers. Grrr

Women. Not in a sexist way, of course. But I'm gay

Chickens. Heh, unless you want me in your dms... my Gonzo side can't help himself around those clucking beauties...

Hazbin Hotel stans

Dream stans

Wilbur Soot stans

People that eat chicken

Anti furries

Elon Musk lovers

Patriots fans

Those under 18. Children... run before you see my horrid thoughts. I do this out of kindness

Basic bitches

TikTokers

Preps... eugh.

Strange Aeons

If you make jokes or even MENTION 9/11 around me. It's part of my trauma as a Gerard Way kinnie... I have flashbacks to seeing the towers fall... ngh... I keep seeing it... if you make ANY jokes or even MENTION it, I won't hesitate to go alpha wolf on you.

Shayne Topp/Smosh fans

JK Rowling/Harry Potter fans

The Muppet Joker and his followers. You're all fucking posers!!!!

List of Enemies:

Shayne Topp (my arch nemesis)

Strange Aeons

Jk Rowling

Jake Webber and Johnnie Guilbert (fuckin posers...)

The Muppet Joker

[croakerverse-lore]

Lore fact: After hours of gruelling research into Colter White’s (@the-muppet-joker) character, I have written what is objectively his most scientifically accurate characterisation in this fanfiction! (Minors DNI for this one!)

Published | Croakerverse

SOLD TO THE MUPPET JOKER X READER 18+ LEMON

“Y/N!” I heard my so called “mother” call me down. I grumbled in frustration and dissapointment. My life really isn’t that easy. Toda

[the-muppet-joker]

YOU WROTE A FANFICTION WHERE I TURN EMO????

[athinkfishhad]

I saw the muppets Christmas Carol today, and I couldn't think of anything else other than that bloody joker when kermit was on screen. I wish to be free.

[mychemicalgonzo]

Batshit considering Gonzo is far better than that lying piece of frog legs…

[the-muppet-joker]

REMINDER THAT THE MUPPET JOKER WAS A CHARACTER. I AM NOT SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO MUPPETS. I DONT THINK ABOUT KERMIT'S SOFT LAUGHTER AND GENTLE EYES AND I DO NOT LONG FOR HIM WHEN I AM ALONE. I DONT THROB AT THE THOUGHT OF HIS HOLE. GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD

[mychemicalgonzo]

YOU SCUM. YOU LIAR. I CAN’T BELIEVE… I CAN’T BELIEVE I TRUSTED YOU. YOU TURNED ME TOWARDS THE LIGHT, AND THIS IS WHAT YOU DO???

MUPPET JOKER YOU FUCKING FRAUD.

[mychemicalgonzo]

I can’t believe it’s been 24 years since the towers fell… the dust… the horror…

Gah! It’s getting harder to control the wolf… all the trauma I experienced at 9/11… mixed with the soul bond ritual failing…

It’s not safe to be near me right now.

[mychemicalgonzo]

Hold your MCR IRL Kinnie friends close… We’re… We’re not okay right now…

I promise.

[mychemicalgonzo]

I can’t believe it’s been 24 years since the towers fell… the dust… the horror…

Gah! It’s getting harder to control the wolf… all the trauma I experienced at 9/11… mixed with the soul bond ritual failing…

It’s not safe to be near me right now.

[mychemicalgonzo]

The ritual didn’t work. Going dark for a while. Don’t know when I’ll be back.

[mychemicalgonzo]

I do like this think… in this moment…

He was looking for me. As our souls touched each other’s, for just a moment.

Oh Gerard… If only the dream ritual had worked… if only I could have bought pit seats… maybe then you would have seen me, and we would finally be one.

I, just a muppet. And you, just a man.

[mychemicalgonzo]

The ritual didn’t work. Going dark for a while. Don’t know when I’ll be back.

[mychemicalgonzo]

The Boston Public Transport System, aka the MBTA, will feel the wrath of My Chemical Gonzo.

You. will. Feel. My. Wrath.

[mychemicalgonzo]

Gerard… can you sense me like I can sense you? I feel you… backstage…

It’s me, Gerard. You’re other half. Your Gonzo. Your missing piece…

Soon.

[mychemicalgonzo]

Boston, I have arrived. For the sake of my plans not being… thwarted… I will not be revealing my location or my appearance.

But know this… where you are…

So am I.

[mychemicalgonzo]

Hey still need help with that ritual tonight?

I already completed the ritual, however if there are any TRUE emos and kinnies, I will accept your manifestations.

[mychemicalgonzo]

I will be performing the soul-bonding ritual tonight in preparation for the concert this Sunday.

Emos of Boston… do not act suprised when the spell is effective and you see Gerard Way and I finally become one. This is as the universe intended.

We will be one. At last.

[mychemicalgonzo]

The Muppet Joker is a fraud.

I’m glad you all have come to your… senses and abandoned them and their foolishness.

With the Croaker gone… I shall finally release my manifesto, and those who are not posers and prove themselves to me shall partake in the rebirth.

[thecroakerkid]

MY FATHER WAS NOT A FRAUD!!!!! You take that back >:[

[mychemicalgonzo]

Tch…

Fucking dumbass.

The Muppet Joker quite literally confessed to it all being a joke. He hasn’t been seen in weeks.

Stop lying to protect him.

I will have my revenge for what he has done to the Muppet Kinnie community!

[mychemicalgonzo]

Have you seen the Beatles cannibal tweet yet??

I don’t like the Beatles. But I do like cannibalism.

You have my interest

[mychemicalgonzo]

The Muppet Joker is a fraud.

I’m glad you all have come to your… senses and abandoned them and their foolishness.

With the Croaker gone… I shall finally release my manifesto, and those who are not posers and prove themselves to me shall partake in the rebirth.

[mychemicalgonzo]

I hate Shayne Topp. I hate Spencer Agnew. Those cultural appropriating assholes…

And now…

Now?

Tommy Bones…

Watch your back.