Mitäs vitsiä

just your occassional Finnish metalhead on tumblr

[cute-animals-only]

[marlynnofmany]

I hope this photographer won a prize

[https-graces]

Gay Denial (2009) 

Pencil on Paper

[https-graces]

March 6th, 2009

Dear Journal,

I found out what lesbian means today, Ella told me at recess. It’s unfair because girls are so much prettier than guys. It’s like comparing a flower to an old shoe. But I’m not a lesbian, almost 99% of my friends are guys.

[warmhappycat]

Shakespeare could only aspire to this level of dramatic irony.

[possumsblossom]

[beckoningforest]

YOU ARE SO SMALL!!

[quillwombat]

i thought i was ready when i turned the sound on. i was not. he is indeed. 

so small. 

[helila]

turns sound on

the sound:

[homunculus-argument]

My boyfriend is a person who likes exact instructions. He also has a remarkably large head. Like, in the kind of range where regular clothing manufactures do not make hats that size because it's not financially profitable. He is 2 cm taller than me and his head circumference is 3 cm smaller than my waist. Can walk into any shop that sells hats, ask them "what's the biggest size you carry?" and walk out after hearing it's too small. And if he ever ends up in a workplace where the uniform requires a hat, but they do not have any headgear available that would fit him, it's in their best interest to at least have some kind of specific instructions of what kind of hat he should have before telling him to just bring his own hat from home.

Because "it doesn't matter, as long as your head's covered" does not rule out his awesome big-ass felted giant wizard hat.

[h4zardousch3micals-moved]

People who use it/its are so cool btw

[tunnaa-unnaa]

[depsidase]

[mossmusings]

We have GOT to resist the normalization of child labor. The decline of education is not a reason for children to join the workforce. "Labor shortages" are not a reason for children to join the workforce. Parents' weakened earning power is not a reason for children to join the workforce.

If children need to work to be able to eat, your society is not doing well.

[greelin]

“counterspell” or as i like to call it “Nuh uh”

[greelin]

wagging my finger and everything

[athelind]

talk to the mage hand

[tentacleteapot]

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

reminder that this is how comet in moominland starts

[somnolent-snufkin]

It’s a fluffy marshmallow. I cannot see anything other than a fluffy marshmallow that is bouncing.

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

consider: puffball mushroom

[karvoja]

mozzarella luontaisessa elinympäristössään.

[caats]

[lgb-without-t-deactivated202509]

[googoogooby]

ironically the one on the left was the only kinda guy that wouldn’t bully me

[stephanleyhes]

Nippelitieto on kyllä yks mun suosikkisanoista

[kevytmaitohorsma]

Tilpehööri on toinen hyvä

[roskiskoira]

Nippelitieto, tuo aivojen tilpehööri.

[kurgy]

wheres seasons greasons

[kurgy]

[kurgy]

its that time of year again

[theangriestlittleunicorn]

It doesn’t have to be

[kurgy]

its not optional

[homunculus-argument]

Bilingual kids are fun to witness. Was walking our neighbour's dog today, and walked past a playground where I overheard a conversation between a mother (presumably) and her 2-3-year-old kid. The kid kept repeating "aua", which both me and apparently the mother interpreted as "auta" - "help (me)", getting progressively more frustrated, and the mom kept telling him - in finnish - that sweetie I don't know what you want me to help you with, you've got to use more words to explain what the problem is. And after accepting that repeating "aua" with more and more stress on the word wasn't working, the kid yelled out one word in clear swedish:

"HUND!"

And while I don't understand much swedish, I do know some words, including that one. Dog. I looked up at the woman and kid at the park and the kid was pointing straight at me and the dog, and the woman seemed to pierce this together in lockstep with me: The kid hadn't been saying "auta", but "hauva", doggy, and after realising that he couldn't pronounce enough consonants to make the word clear, he had no choice but to resort to another language.

[ruttotohtori]

Tulee mielee se, ku serkut (suomenkielisiä) halus tehä "robottikupseja", hetki siinä meni ennen ku saatii selville, et ne tarkotti saippuakuplien puhaltamista 🫧

[theycantalk]

foot

[dankmemeuniversity]

[justsomerandomgaynerd]

[only-tiktoks]

[thedailybullshit]

[rabiesofficial]

[brunohas-deactivated20231113]

goblin mosh pit