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makin’ my way out of the church! just need to vent

[negativepeanuthoarder]

jesus sacrificing himself for humanity at 33 is crazy... he should've been at the club...

[myexmosafespace]

it’s hilarious to me that since my sister and I stopped gonna to church, and our ward changed, the new home teachers/whatever tf they’re called now only have my sisters name on their list😅 idk if I should feel relieved or offended that im apparently invisible lmao

[2pen2wildfire]

catholics get all the cool badass architecture and stained glass and statues and shit while mormon churches are like a damn backrooms level

[myexmosafespace]

so my dad works with this guy and he’s personally seen some of the shit the church has hidden in their ut mountain vaults

(the weirdest part, aside from the vault itself, is the fact that they have tons of artifacts from other religions and cultures. like wtf are you doing with those??!)

[parkakeet]

unfortunately the motab is actually really skilled and puts out bangers. like, come on. I'm trying to be a good exmo.

[negativepeanuthoarder]

this mothers day, make sure to remind all the mormon girls in your life that being a mother is not their "divine calling" and the church is full of shit

[exmo-diaries]

i wish every mormon teen a very get outta there and dye your hair a crazy color

[myexmosafespace]

anyways, on a happier note, I am getting my second tattoo on Thursday!!!!!

[myexmosafespace]

GOD IM SO LONELY

[myexmosafespace]

bro why is it hard for me to say certain swear words

[buhyuridevil]

Throwback to when I was in the Mormon church, and as a kid they would basically have us cosplay as pioneers and go on this thing we called trek where we tried to relive the pioneers going east to west

[evangelala-blog]

internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content

[buhyuridevil]

“You’re so funny!” Thanks, when I was 8 years old I used to pray god would kill me bc I didn’t wanna have to be responsible for my sins!

[myexmosafespace]

in my dream there was a new WoW rule that Mormons couldn’t eat burritos, but tacos were fine. And I was crashing out trying to reason with my family about how stupid that was but they just were like “😔😔 you’re so anti”

[myexmosafespace]

watching Conclave and im once again so upset by how boring the lds church is.

[myexmosafespace]

i just know if I told my mom how absolutely gutted and raw I am after reading sunrise on the reaping, she’d say I’m too worldly and I should feel that way about the gospel/bom

[myexmosafespace]

so I work at a Harry Potter exhibition and had two lds missionaries go through??????? since when are they allowed to do non church things on their day off???