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Claire Keane
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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@2pen2wildfire
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I vent about my parents a lot
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Might occasionally reblog or post something NSFW but not explicit
No DNI, just get blocked if I don't fw you
Main is @penofwildfire
the mutuals are getting mythological about the trials of modern life tonight on tumblr dot com
has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall
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wht my penis produces when i ceank it off to Mysterious Porn
One like nitpick thing that drives me crazy is when people call Blue Whales the largest whales or the largest living mammals or some shit like that
Because yes that is true. But when you frame it like that you are completely disregarding the absolutely batshit reality that Blue Whales are the largest animals that have ever existed on earth through the entire history of the planet and they are alive right now today
Love when the “I’m going to shame disabled people into having better hygiene practices” person shows up on my dash. 🙃
Shaming people into taking better care of themselves doesn’t work. Making fun of them for not doing laundry as often as you think they should is just cruel.
You know one reason people may start falling behind in care tasks? Depression. You know something that can cause or worsen depression? Shame.
Okay so I’m gonna make this the positivity post.
You’re doing fine. It’s okay.
Do what you can when you can and that’s fine.
But also, if there’s someone in your life that can help, please don’t let shame or embarrassment prevent you from seeking that help. If you genuinely can’t keep up with certain tasks, please consider asking a trusted person for assistance.
And don’t listen to anyone disparaging you. They don’t know your life. They aren’t in your shoes. They can’t understand the difficulties you face. And ultimately, your actions don’t effect them.
Do what you are able to do when you are able to do it. Seek help if you are able and need it. You’re doing your best and that’s all that matters.
well, no, i didn’t expect leopards to eat my face, but this obviously wasn’t what the leopards eating people's face party wanted. they were stifled by their opposition and bureaucratic red tape! i think we should give more power to the leopard eating face party, so the leopards only eat the faces of people who deserve it. plus they just put a new leopard in charge of the face eating, and i think this one really brings something new to the table. so yes i'm voting for the leopards eating people's face party again. why wouldn't i.
at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you
at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.
at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly
at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.
enough men with dead wife syndrome. i want women fresh out of toxic divorces venting their feelings through bloodbaths and john wick action sequences
in 3 days pjackk will return from the dead to usher in a new era for mankind. #disciple
so did pjackk say anything before he got bload up again or did his corpse just kinda roll through here like a tumbleweed
if I had to put up with half the BS you do on this site alone I think I would run into the woods forever. how do you do it?
I dunno, i think it comes down to the fact that I'm a well-rounded person who lives with her two girlfriends and walks around in nature a lot. hard to think about bullshit when there's birds chirping and lots of natural sunlight and im eating a nice frozen pizza when i get back. ultimately none of this will affect me in any way that matters because my gfs are one door down the hall at all times.
i WILL say that informing me that i accidentally reblogged a picture with an infamous neo-nazi is???? not BS, id like to know that actually, i appreciate being informed, but the delivery method was less than ideal. i really do wish that people would assume ignorance when i fuck up and not like, a Secret Evil Hidden Malice That I've Been Hiding Until Now lol. just lemme know what the issue is plainly so i can fix it, no need to try to shame me, i already don't want to be doing that in the first place.
I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing
have i told you about my grandparents’ kitchen wallpaper
