My Fair Sherly

[someguywriting]

hey cowboy can I give you my most trusted possession as a gunfighter, my gun/gunbelt, which has saved my life multiple times and I've kept on me for years and I don't feel safe to sleep without. im giving this to you to fight your very personal battle against the man who assaulted your sister, which I reasoned out by getting close enough to you to slip your watch out of your pocket, presumably while you were asleep. please now, accept your watch back from my hand by standing within kissing distance and tenderly brushing your hand along mine as you take it back, and then answering an extremely personal question that you haven't spoken to anyone about in years. then, you'll unbuckle my gunbelt from your waist and hand it back to me while I stare lovingly into your eyes

[rreskk]

Some of these are inaccurate soz. I rushed :c

[malix4583]

I love old westerns because they can be so easily perceived as homoerotic even though "they're not supposed to be."

Anyway, I got bored and made queer headcanons of main characters from the Dollars Trilogy (except AFOD because I didn't want to lol)

The Man With No Name

So damn gay; I can not see him liking women at all. I mean, the way acts with Douglas Mortimer as Manco and Tuco as Blondie??? The closet is made out of glass.

Tuco Ramirez

Queer and homophobic at the same time. It just makes sense to me. 🤷 Think about it as an "only I'M allowed to be gay" sorta thing.

Angel Eyes

Aroace but also gay yk? Just lives, does his job, looks cool as hell doing it, and doesn't gaf about romance and allat, but MAY have had some sort of history with men in some way.

Moving on to FAFDM (TMWNN is still gay dw /lh)

Douglas Mortimer

So gay bro. Wdym you make a guy your partner, and have only been partners with him for only a couple of days, and then be *so worried* about him despite him being a grown ass man who can do better than just handle himself. Plus, both of you got beat tf up together and saw each other at your highest and lowest. Zest fest.

El Indio

It just makes sense, trust.

[mr-stottlemonk]

Rewatching Monk and got to the episode with the bubble wrap scene yayayayay

THE ONE WHERE LELAND SWAGGERS UP TO HIM AND SMILES AND ASKS TO HELP AND THEYRE POPPING BUBBLE WRAP IN THE BACKGROUND AND LELAND LETS OUT A CUTE LITTLE LAUGH?

i might sound insane but that laugh lives in my head... it lives in my head...

[malix4583]

Hope you guys eat this up because the people on TikTok did NOT 😭🙏🏽

[em-miyy]

i would like to thank my incredible quality, hope you guys will also enjoy it ajsx (at least it delivers the 2000s feeling)

I edited our wallpaper scene @mr-stottlemonk 😎🤍 !!

[em-miyy]

Mr. Monk Goes to the Hospital

@tmntforeverinmyheart @mr-stottlemonk

[mr-stottlemonk]

theyre so married it makes me cry and laugh yo

[tedlevine]

T E D LEVINE as John Hunton in The Mangler (1995)

[tedlevine]

T E D LEVINE as Mr. Dunston in Nowhere to Run (1993)

[tedlevine]

T E D LEVINE as Jonathan in Fulfillment (1989)

[tedlevine]

Leland Stottlemeyer — Monk 3x4 | Mr Monk Gets Fired

[mr-stottlemonk]

my heart melts every time stottlemeyere says "hallo:D!" "halloo!" "haaiii!" he can be so silly. silly scary looking man.

SKSKSK ANON. same 😭😭😭 i love them smm too!!! esp his "hallo :D's!" they literally brighten up my mood???

anyway, here's a little silly compilation for you <3.

[mismess]

What Was That All About

[carltonlassie]

Monk S04E05 | Mr. Monk Gets Drunk

[stottlemonk-moments]

Stottlemonk Moments:

Monk s02e05: "Mr Monk and the Very, Very Old Man"

[stottlemonk-moments]

Stottlemonk Moments:

Monk s03ep12: "Mr. Monk Gets Cabin Fever"

[stottlemonk-moments]

Stottlemonk Moments:

Monk s07ep13: "Mr. Monk Makes the Playoffs"