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Welcome to Tumblr.
Holy shit this is the most accurate post I have ever seen in my life
wait…this is a completely different gif set on my blog…
Reblog this and then check it on your Tumblr. Go on, do it.
Yes.
What? How? O_O
IT KNOWS WHAT FANDOMS YOUR IN
HOW DID YOU…..!?!?!?
I’m doubting
I call bullshit
OK WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE–
Ive tried this before but maybe it’ll work this time????
It’s the same as it was on my dash
wAIT ADFJKLFJ IT WORKED ON MOBILE
How the fuck
confused
It didn’t work??
OKAY WHAT THE HECK, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS
(Mobile users: Go on your Tumblr page from your browser - not the app- to see the effect!)
well now I’m mcpissed
when a gamer dies they go to the big discord server in the sky
#[user] has joined the server everyone give them a warm welcome! #entire chat: F
I’m a simple woman. I find a song I like, I listen to it for three weeks uninterrupted until I find another one.
💜😍💜😍💜😍
i am overcome
Today’s sexuality: Gal Gadot flicking up the hem of her skirt and casually taking two pistols out of the tops of her thigh high stockings, looking bored but somehow also cheeky.
ugh… [x]
excuse me but i have something to say
i think i made my point thank you for your time
Why can’t Reid be happy? Answer me criminal minds writers!!!!!
Because pain = ratings and that’s all CBS cares about *shade fully intended*
God it's too true my poor baby deserves better 😢😭
People: “We don’t want your OC stories!! Write more of your old stuff!”
Me: “Hey guys, Imma post some Wincest smut tonight for you”
Four People: *Unfollow*
Me: “I GIVE UP!”
Screw people. You could write a recipe and I’d read it.
Screw people write what you want
You could write anything and I'd read it
What would sex be like with poly Thor & Steve?
With Steve and Thor you have two huge guys who are both very loving and quite gentle really but with sex almost have opposite views.
Thor is like a huge excitable puppy that is just up for it all the time. You’re likely to start your sexual relationship very quickly. It’s usually fun and spontaneous. The kind that’s him lifting you up and fucking you against the wall. Where you’re sweaty and laughing and just really having fun.
Steve, however, takes a lot longer to want to move on to sex. He needs connection and to feel very comfortable about it and completely ready before he takes that step.
To begin with just because of Steve’s need to be comfortable and how he would be extra slow going into a polyamorous relationship it will be you paired off getting to know each other as individuals. Thor would absolutely never push people into doing something they weren’t ready for.
When and if you all got to the point you wanted threesomes (Thor would want them right away, he loves being with multiple people at once). The first time will be more of a slow exploration of the three of you. Thor will make sure you are both very comfortable and enjoying yourself. It might not even go past oral sex, just to give you time to figure out your styles together.
As time went on things would get much more spontaneous and playful. They’d both be very vocal and talkative as they played off each other. There would be a lot of kissing. All three of you. I don’t think there would be too much in the way of double penetration because they are both huge. It’d be equivalent to being fisted. If that was really your thing, Steve would be particularly keen to try it.
Things they would like most:
Daisy Chains - The getting all of you off at the same time would be something both Steve and Thor would love.
The Train - Thor would absolutely love being in the middle of a train.
Electrostimulation - Steve might be hesitant at first, but it’s part of who Thor is and in the end, he would love just that aspect of it. Plus he would love to see you come like that.
Double lick/blowjob - Both of them going down on you at the same time? They are huge in the giving department and they would love it
69 + 1 - Either guy would be happy in either position but I think Thor, in particular, would like the potential for both of you to come on his face.
Oh sweet lord of thunder 🔥🔥🔥
Oh shit I may have died and gone to Valhalla
With the year almost over and with no major accomplishments, you want to try one last thing: spread a message of love in hopes that it will reach all corners of the internet to make people’s day.
You are beautiful and worthy of love. Never forget this.
How to Make Yourself Do What You Don’t Want To Do
1. Rather than listening to the voice in your head that is screaming “I hate this; I don’t want to do this” think about why it is a GOOD thing to do.
2. Instead of trying to pretend that you don’t feel this way, accept that you are feeling very blah and negative.
3. Don’t think about results and how well you think you’ll do, as this could raise your feelings of anxiety and fear, just think about “right now” and the first thing you can do.
4. Accept that life is tough, and is full of things that suck – but recognise that doing hard stuff is better in the end. You’ll likely have more choices and freedom, if you do.
5. Just do a little bit for now – then give yourself a proper break – then go back and do some more – and soon you’ll find you’re in the flow.
6. Don’t allow your mind to wander and think of other things. Stay focused for that short time – and then stop, and have fun.
Me after watching an episode of criminal minds: wow that episode was especially fucked up
Credits: Directed by Matthew Gray Gubler
Me: makes sense