How I think the AOT Cast would Sneeze
A/N: this is literally just a funny thing that was inspired by hearing my mom and sister violently sneeze in different ways.
Historia, Jean, Falco, Pieck.
—Adorable and pleasant for everyone.
Sneezes shamelessly like a dad:
Jean, Erwin, Yelena, Reiner, Annie, Kenny
—Boutta see them turn on the television and fall asleep with that sneeze.
Sneezes way too hard for no reason:
Eren, Bertholdt, Marco, Moblit.
— No offense but stop? Why are you sneezing so aggressively? Get a grip guys.
Looks like they’d sneeze aggressively, but it always comes out really weak:
—Seriously, guys I’m waiting for you to set the room off, youre embarrassing me.
Sneezes in their hand like an animal:
Sasha, Hanji, Connie, Eren.
—Literally don’t touch their hands, they’re rabid.
Covers their mouth with their arm:
Armin, Historia, Annie, Erwin.
—Good people who don’t want anyone to get sick.
Covers their mouth with a cloth:
Levi, Grisha, Onyankopon.
—These guys won’t be getting anyone sick.
Doesn’t cover their mouth and is a menace to society:
Zofia, Gabi, those kids in season three that made Eren realize he could actually be useful.
—They look like they sneeze in the open.
Screams when they sneeze:
The entire Jaeger family including Dina and Carla, Connie and Connie’s mom, Kenny Ackerman
—On god they scare everyone in the room with those sneezes.
Sneezes and blames it on someone else:
Annie, Bertholdt, Reiner, Sasha, Floch
—Bro we saw you sneeze, literally admit it? 💀
Doesn’t sneeze normally, instead aggressively twitches and sighs after:
Armin, Ymir, Levi, Mike, Moblit
—Are yall good? You’re scaring folks with that. Getting possessed at the dinner table…
Does everything they can to not sneeze and makes it awkward for everyone around them:
—Yall just sneeze. ITS BETTER THAN WATCHING YOU FIGHT IT.
Has never sneezed once, you’re crazy:
That sexy titan and the titan in season two that was posing
—They do not have time for all that.
Fakes sneezing because everyone else is doing it rn and they don’t want to be left out:
—Just stop, it’s not worth it…
Talks about how cute their sneezes are:
Gabi, Ymir, Bertholdt, Jean
—Please stop, they aren’t that cute.
Sneezes to assert dominance:
Eren, Yelena, Hanji, Erwin, Mike, The beast Titan Specifically, Marley Government.
—This is T-posing but with germs.
Lastly, makes aggressive eye contact with anyone who doesn’t bless them:
Eren, Armin, Jean, Sasha, Hanji, Levi, Zeke, Floch, Historia, Annie, Grisha, Eren Kruger, that one guy who died.
This was very stupid but it’s here so enjoy.