(based off of my experiences as a SEAsian american girl + what i hear from a lot of other AAPI) also made this kinda vague so it could be more inclusive :') and sorry if this is underwhelming LMFAOOAODKSDJJWJD
content warnings: includes parental pressure and swearing, lots of fluff, tiny angst but lots of comfort, eddie my bare minimum king🙏
-first time you came over to his trailer you began taking your shoes off and he looked at you like you grew an extra arm or something
-"uhhh, you can keep your shoes on, cutie"
-"eds, i can't dirty the floor with my shoes!"
-"'s already dirty, sweetheart. don't worry about it"
-picture you internally panicking
-'true... who knows what kind of shit is on this floor... do i wear shoes or not?!???'
-ANYWAY
-vice versa, when he first came over to your place he just followed suit, neatly putting his shoes aside as you gave him house slippers to wear
-never not giving him something when you visit
-"my parents tell me to never show up empty handed so... here's these lemons from our backyard...um...maybe wayne could use them?" you mumble all flustered and avoiding eye contact because you think it's a little silly
-him being totally confused in the beginning but appreciates the sentiment
-and it's kind of awkward for you when you explain the things you do cuz, well, it's describing your norms in detail
-but he's genuinely curious and eager to learn!!!
-you being shy to share cultural food with him, since you'd get teased for bringing it to school
-as long as it tastes good to him he does not care
-and even if it's not his taste he's never a dick about it
-teaching him to WASH HIS RICE and using the finger method to measure the water when using a rice cooker😭😭
-"wait, eds do you...do you wash your rice?"
-"are you supposed to...?" he furrows his brows
-que internal crying
-you share childhood snacks with him and he absolutely loves it
-(he DEVOURS those little fruit jellies) (he chokes on them)
-will ask if you have the strawberry flavored hard candies on you sometimes
-will kiss you (with permission) to get a taste of whatever candy you're eating and he'll make a little game where he tries to guess the flavor
-if you use chopsticks to eat i feel like it wouldn't take long for him to get it down since he's a guitarist and (cough) good with his hands
-either that or he cannot pick the food up whatsoever
-he's very tempted to stab the food when he's struggling.
-if you use your hand to eat i'm gonna be honest he may think it feels a little odd to do at first
-and you're like "you do know that you always wash your hands before and after right?" "oh, right"
-(i doubt these characters wash their hands often and most def touch anything/everything without second thought)
-he thinks it's convenient tho! and it makes the food taste better ;)
-and when he catches a cold–immediately tiger balm/vicks vapor rub and other home remedies
-you bring it to him and he's like "what are u putting on me." then u shush him, rub it on, and his mind is blown
-"WOAAHHHH WHAT??? THIS HAS CHANGED MY LIFE" *inhales it*
-you make him comfort food and various soups 😢🫶 (he always eats it up)
-SPEAKING OF TIGERS HE LOVES THE HEAVY ASS BLANKETS W/ THE PRINTS ON THEM WHEN IT'S COLD
-the weight....it calms his constantly racing mind :'(....
-perfect blanket to sleep under when you two make a pillow fort
-LOVES SEEING U IN TRADITIONAL CLOTHING
-he has such a big smile on his face as he tells you to do a little spin for him >:'d
-"you look perfect, sweetheart", he says, awestruck - WAHHHHGHHHH
-cutting up fruits/bringing it to him when he's deep in concentration as a silent reminder to take a break, whether it's studying for mrs o'donnell's class or learning a judas priest song on the guitar
-(idek if he eats fruits, i feel like he eats like shit but you try to give him nutrients😭)
-telling him not to sleep with wet hair or he'll wake up with a migraine + other various superstitions
-idk if this happens to you guys, but i'll cuss in my native language when i'm mad
-"where the fuck is the can opener? i swear i just saw it! insert native expletive"
-"what?"
-"oh, it means fuck your mom"
-"ah, good to know"
-and that's how you teach him little tidbits of your language — having it slip out in daily conversation
-he'll remember all of it :( like you could respond to him in your mother tongue out of nowhere and SOMEHOW he'll understand it (or at least pick out a few words and get the gist of it)
-"something about going to the...store? later? did i get that right?" [he's doing his little tongue quirk and smiling in classic eddie munson fashion]
-"how the fuck" 😭
-i'm not sure he'd be too good with pronunciation though...LOOL he'll stick to understanding a few things
-in a modern au, he'd love bubble tea and likes adding green apple popping boba like a heathen
-his regular is brown sugar milk tea w/ boba but proceeds to bounce off the walls in the following hours
-is always there to catch you when your parents' pressure and expectations pile up a little too much
-while he knows he can't stand up to them, it frustrates him to no end because he knows damn well you're giving more than your best to please them
-rather than be like "fuck your parents" cuz that is extremely disrespectful to say to your face (and he now knows to respect his elders) he'll prioritize you and your feelings
-doesn't hesitate to reassure you and remind you that you're more than what your parents see
-(bare minimum gentleman🥺)
-you're like lowkey afraid of your parents seeing him too though
-not that you're embarrassed, dear god no, it's just that your parents have certain standards
-and eddie's repeat years, numerous absences, and "unruly" appearance would totally result in them forcing you to stop seeing him
-but whatever because what they don't know won't hurt them
-results in carefully sneaking him into your room and only bringing him over when no one else is home #rebellious
-but he makes you feel like the happiest person alive so doesn't matter
-bottom line sweetest man ever, does not judge and is open to trying new things :') will always love you for you. best white boy of the year
wahhhh thank you for reading, i'm so SHYYY LMFAOOO i hope this was okay😭 if i'm super serious i'm so motivated to write a fic with the song your best american girl by mitski + this man cuz pain hahaaa!!!!!
My one and only head canon for Eddie is that he’d totally have a girlfriend who’d be the complete opposite of him. He’s hard and scary looking on the outside but all bubbly and shy and happy on the inside. He needs a girl who looks like a goddamn ray of sunshine on the outside but would quite possibly end up being the devil worshipper or some shit in the relationship.
again, i found another self indulgent crack thing in my notes that i think deserves to be posted🤞
🚨warning for implied seIf injury, but it's EXTREMELY vague. better 2 be safe than sorry LOL
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i swear to god eren would be that mf to confuse scars for stretch marks/vice versa. maybe jean too. he'd either be like "babe, your stretch marks are so beautiful" while u sit there like... ermm those arent... OR "i love you, i hope you're doing better now and i'm so proud of you" while ur like BABE OMG THOSE ARE STRETCH MARKS they genuinely care they just can't tell the difference😫
warnings: fluff, minimal angst, mentions of food and alcohol and some slight violence (bruised knuckles). Post-timeskip jean. gn! reader
wc: 462
a/n: this is my first time writing anything for anime lmao, be gentle with me. I wrote this at like 1 am trying to avoid any spoilers listening to the neighbourhood bshshs
Jean comes off as a sarcastic douchebag to many people, but when he loves, he truly loves hard. That goes for friends and family.
As a soldier, he doesn’t have a lot of experience with romantic relationships, but he’s a hopeless romantic at heart. He loves love.
Cocky in front of others, but if his s/o gave him compliments, he would turn into a flustered and blushing mess.
He would draw pictures of his partner are keep them with him when he goes on missions; in any pocket or notebook, you could find a small sketch of his partner or his loved ones.
Besides drawing, I think he would play the guitar, not anything special, but you could find him just strumming a simple melody in his downtime.
He is incredibly protective of his s/o; he would go to the ends of the earth to make sure that his partner is safe.
I think he would end up with a partner in the scouts or any part of the military. He’s been through a lot and having someone there who understands that would mean a lot to him.
He loves cooking and taking care of his partner, but I think he would want to get pampered once in a while, cook for him, and he will melt; the way to his heart is his stomach (enter: Sasha)
He does care for his appearance, especially his beard and the hair he’s been growing out
if you run your hands through his hair, he would gently take your hands from his scalp and give them kisses as a form of appreciation and place them back on his head.
He does get jealous, so anytime he finds anyone looking at his s/o for a little too long or getting too touchy with his partner, he would get so riled up, the man knows how to fight, damned if he doesn’t come home with bruised knuckles as long as your safe and with him.
I don’t think he would dictate what his partner would wear or anything along the lines in the same vein. He might get jealous, but again he knows how to fight.
When he’s drunk, he’s a giggling mess and does not let go of you. He is grabbing at you, nearly smothering you with his form. Whispering compliments in your ear before landing some sloppy kisses on your cheek
Speaking of kisses, he’s the type of guy to grab your neck while he kisses you. He’s a passionate kisser. He’s going to kiss you as if his life depends on it.
He also seems like the kind of guy who would gently trace his hands over his s/o’s face while his partner sleeps because it calms him down.
This is my first time writing for anime, as I mentioned above, so any criticisms and feedback are appreciated. I might continue these headcanons with other characters or make more focused ones with jean if that’s something people would like. (i really hope the grammar and shit is fine otherwise im sorrryyyyy)
Leave a like, or reblog if you enjoyed this. I would appreciate it a lot <33
so i found this sitting in my notes from last year and i decided to post it cuz im getting into fnaf again with the upcoming release of security breach ^w^ sorry this is super short hahhahhhhhh
-denki knows everything about the fnaf lore, has played every game in the franchise
-like what else would mans do during his spare time
-saw the release of fnaf 2 trending and went fuck it i wanna try
-played it with kirishima next to him because he told him to stay for moral support
-"hey kirishima come check out this new game!"
-prolly wasted all of their flashlight battery on the first night
-muted the phone guy/didn't listen to him because they were messing with the flashlight and laughing at the animatronics thru the cameras
-they both yelped when they got their first jumpscare
-it was cuz they didnt know they had to wind the music box so when they saw the alert they put the freddy mask on😭
-tried getting bakugou into it but got pissed when he died and called it stupid to cover up the fact that he actually jumped
-kiri kinda only knows surface level about the games, doesnt really care much about lore
-whereas denki has binged watched every game theory and markiplier video 5+ times
-he actually has tried playing every single game, favorite one might be fnaf 2 because it's a classic
-shit himself playing fnaf 4 because he's too busy checking the bed behind him to listen for the mfs in the hallways
-DO NOT LET HIM PLAY HELP WANTED.
-it's so much scarier!!!! one time he got jumpscared so bad trying out hard mode he emitted a shock by accident and fucked up the VR headset
-was so sad after that HDJWHJSBDBJWJ
-denki's fave animatronic is prolly toy feddy (OR HELPY!!)
-kiri doesn't have a fave but leans towards freddy cuz he's big and strong i guess
-bakugou has no favorites. fuck that entire franchise
Think. about Jean being in a band. i think his band would sound similar to falling in reverse; emo and post hardcore. GUHHHH im just pushing jean's piercing and stretched ears and tattoos agenda. i think he'd like to be the lead singer or one of the guitarists cuz he's good with his fingers hehe (or both!!!!) Just. Jean in band t-shirts and being all sweaty after a set and being such a cocky little shit killing the audience with his looks. He excessively winks at the crowd. but on the other hand he'd be drinking tea to preserve his vocal cords (if he were a lead singer) and he'd practice with his sexy red guitar a lot, serenading his partner. even if he is a cocky ass, he's a little softie and would very much use his partner's lap as a pillow if they toured with him because he's too tall to fit on the bunk beds. uwahhhh
hii- omg i love your hcs!!! can you do my jean brain wrot a favor and write an hc for him, specifically for sleeping next to him and cuddling? i know he lets you be the big spoon if you ask 🥺
cuddling with jean hc’s!
note: hello!! thank you 🥺 i’m really happy that you enjoy my hc’s! i love jean as well, he’s such a comfort character for me. he just likes having you close whenever he gets the chance. 😭 this is set post time skip in canon! however, this is before eren is like woohoo genocide time!
jean x gn!reader
warnings: none.
jean loves cuddling with you whenever you two have downtime.
taking a break from training the new recruits, you will slink away into one of your office’s to settle down and lean on one another.
jean really likes when you’re sitting next to him and leaning your head on his shoulder. it makes him feel wanted.
when you’re around others, he will always have an arm around your waist, or have you sitting on his lap. he likes to make sure everyone knows that you’re his, they can’t have you.
he puts on a bit of a façade around everyone else, acting all tough and cool, but in private, he get’s super soft and wholesome, becoming sticky sweet like candy.
calls you the sappiest, cringiest names. thinking snugglemuffin or bunnykins. like, unironically too. he will genuinely call you those, not seeing a problem with it.
you always find it kind of funny but also really endearing.
he will squish your cheeks together, calling you those names and then proceed to kiss your lips.
sometimes when you’re cuddling, he will tickle you just so he can hear you laugh. he knows his limits though, because if he tickles you too much, you wont cuddle with him.
i think i’ve headcanoned this before, but he loves to just rub his stubble on you. he likes your reaction from it, cause it makes you laugh a lot.
cuddles with him in bed late at night includes him tucking his head into your shoulder/neck.
he’ll mumble sweet words against the skin of your neck, declaring his love for you over and over, telling you how effortlessly stunning you always look.
he honestly gets really into his feels when it’s late, becoming insecure about how you could ever like him when he’s not very special to begin with.
you always have to tell him that he’s so strong and you admire how hard working he is, how much he loves his friends. it’s super inspiring and that’s only the tip of the iceberg for why you like him.
sometimes he will cry when you tell him this, apologizing for doing this all the time, but you just shush him and press your lips to his, hoping to pour all your love into the kiss and also stop him from being so down on himself.
it works most of the time, but sometimes, you have to just keep whispering reassurances to him, giving him all the love you can to make sure he knows that he is wonderful and that you wouldn’t trade him for anyone.
he definitely loves being the big spoon and prefers it, but when you ask if you can be the big spoon, he will relent and let you.
he secretly loves it, and when he’s feeling down, he’s super pliant and will let you maneuver him to be the little spoon, cuddling close to him and caging him in with your arms.
he finds it super comforting in situations where he’s super stressed or upset about something. it feels good to not have to be in control and let someone else take care of him.
sometimes you pull an uno reverse on him and call him those sappy, cringy pet names when you’re the big spoon. calling him snookums or googly woogly. he openly tells you he loves them and you just roll your eyes at him.
you love him regardless of his silly quirks.
even if he lets you be the big spoon, when you guys fall asleep, there are high chances that you’ll end up on his chest when you wake up.
it’s really peaceful sleeping next to him. you’ve heard what the other boys in the scouts sound like when sleeping, and most of them snore way too loud.
jean snores a little, but its really soft, and this will sound weird, but it’s a little comforting.
sometimes you can’t help yourself, and you just press tons of kisses to his jaw when he’s sleeping, so overtaken with your love for this man. his nose scrunches before you ultimately wake him up with your kisses.
you grin sheepishly at him and he just sends a groggy smile at you before pulling you closer to him and closing his eyes to sleep once more.
waking up with him is the best because it’s all just soft looks and lazy make out sessions.
you two always try to soak up as much time as you can before you ultimately have to get up and prepare for a hard day of work.
if there is nothing urgent that you both need to get to, you take more time than usual to be lazy. usually someone has to go yell at you guys to get up, claiming that breakfast time is almost over and you’ve missed it.
if you two do miss breakfast, you sneak into the kitchen to snag some bread or something to eat.
be prepared for your friends to nag you both for being sappy and gross when you answer their questions of where you were.
“ew, jean we don’t need to hear about the heart eyes you two make at each other when we see it for ourselves all the time.”
“shut up, jeager, at least i’m not fucking single like you are, dumbass.”
he’s very protective of you. will beat up eren if he says anything about your relationship like above. you have to hold him back from beating eren up sometimes.
overall, he’s very cuddly and snuggly. secretly a huge sap, but don’t tell your friends that. ♡
strangely specific love languages - eren, armin, jean.
eren
making you lock your front door as he’s leaving your place (“erennnn, i’m in bedddd” “idc come lock it”), ordering the same thing as you in a restaurant you like that he’s never been to before without even looking at the menu because he trusts your taste, randomly tugging at your hair but not (usually) in a sexy way like how kids do, dangling his long hair on you when he looks down at you just to tickle your face, mirrors your mannerisms (“eren why are u scrunching ur nose” “cause ur doing it”), slows down his monstrous eating pace while eating with you so guys can actually eat together, pulling your hair into a ponytail for you when you’re cooking/studying—if you have long hair.
armin
cheek poking, tucking his face into your neck while you do random things like study or go on your phone with him just spectating from behind, going out of his way to inquire about details about you (“hey i’m omw just at the store, what’s ur fav chocolate bar?” “ya i saw him w his cousin...yo do u have any cousins?”), making finger-man and walking him all over your arms and back and shoulders absently, constantly smoothing his hands over your hair and cupping your face in both hands especially while you guys just talk about random stuff like dinner plans, looking up answers to random questions you ask like “wait is it spelled or spelt” “how am i supposed answer that it’s not in the textbook”), just grabbing your chin or jaw and making you look at him when he wants your attention.
jean
pulling your legs onto his lap when you guys sit on the couch, pressing his much bigger body to yours on crowded public transit to hide you between himself and the wall/door, unexplainable urge to eat his meals with you (“i just got off work n i have chipotle can i come eat at yours?”), listening super intently to trivial things like friend drama to the point where you can be like “i’m going out with ___” and he’ll go “didn’t she steal your fenty lipgloss out of your bag and lie about it?”), rather than the waist, usually placing his hands higher (kinda underneath armpits/side of boobs if you have them), looking at you with a questioning thumbs up when you’re sitting across the room to make sure you’re okay, constantly suppressing the urge to play with your hair.
Seemingly level-headed but actually on the verge of absolutely losing his shit due to people’s persistent bs, tries his best to play the good big-brother figure but it’s slowly eating away his very soul. *Currently recontemplating the value of human life after seeing how unbearably unhygienic and indecisive they can be*
ugh mr jean kirschtein he’s literally everything 😢 smh now you have to write more hcs for my boy look what you done 🙄🙄
Ask and you shall receive 😌
Spent a stupid amount of money on Hydroflasks so that you two now have matching water bottles. Texts you throughout the day to make sure you actually drink it, and if he catches you and your water bottle isn’t at least half empty by like 2pm, well, let’s just say he’s making you chug it. You will drink your water around him, amen.
He smells good. Like, really good. Like if heaven had a baby with paradise, that’s what Jean would smell like. Whenever you ask him what it is, though, he gets weirdly secretive and doesn’t want to tell you (or anybody really).
I think he dresses pretty well, and he likes it when you complement his style (because he tries very hard LMAO). If he’s wearing something new and you don’t comment on it he’ll very unsubtly hint that you should notice it like, “This is a nice coat, isn’t it babe? Super nice, wouldn’t you say? I think it looks pretty good on me, no?”
He can be extroverted with his friends, and likes spending time with them, but he’s kind of a homebody otherwise. If it’s not a planned outing, or somewhere where he’s guaranteed to have fun, he would rather just stay in. Complains if you want to get him out of the house. Pouts for the rest of the evening.
Dislikes phone calls so if you want to speak to him, it has to be via FaceTime. Even if he’s sitting in the dark and your camera is pointed towards your ceiling which would have had the same effectiveness as a regular phone call anyway 🙄
Texts you literal poems in the middle of the day, and they’re all stupid and incoherent and he does it just to bother you. Also when I said text, I meant via any platform that isn’t messages, so your insta dms are either him replying to your stories with lewd emojis, or his terrible haiku about how good he thinks you looked walking by him earlier today.
Tries very hard to learn about your interests and hobbies. You could literally tell him you like to knit and a month later, he shows up with the tiniest little knitted coaster and is like, “Babe, look what I learned how to do!!”
I’ve mentioned this before, but I think he’d be super affectionate when he’s drunk. A very happy, very touchy drunk; but not just with you, with all his friends. And I think that when he and Eren are drunk together, they’d be uncharacteristically affectionate with each other. Like piggy back rides, and arms around shoulders, and hugging affectionate. Both of them deny it to their graves when they’re sober.
Plans very thoughtful dates, but gets embarrassed if anybody else finds out about them, or if you point out that they’re thoughtful. Don’t even try to take a picture of him while you’re out or eating, he’ll literally throw a hissy fit. “But Jean!! I want people to see the very romantic dinner you made!!” “Why, so Sasha can comment obscene things about it? No—hey don’t take a picture with the flash, are you crazy??!!”
On the subject of food, like you said, he’s kind of a picky eater, but suddenly everything tastes better when it’s from your plate and not his. “Jean, you also ordered fries—hey, eat your own!” “But yours taste so much better.” “THEY’RE THE SAME THING!!”
Has this weird dichotomy between letting everyone know you’re dating him, and refusing to talk about the fact that he’s in a committed relationship. Like if people are talking about you, he’ll very proudly say that you’re his girlfriend, but the second people start to tease him about it or ask him about the details of your relationships it’s suddenly “none of anybody’s business.”
I think in general, he acts kind of cocky and Cool, but at the same time downplays his own strengths and merit. He’s a pretty good student—smart enough to help tutor his friends sometimes, at least, but he wouldn’t say that about himself if you asked. Or if you pointed it out that his prof picked him for an internship or something he’d try to not make a big deal out of it.
Which is why you should absolutely make the biggest deal out of it and shower him with affection. And a little bit of embarrassment, it’s okay, it builds character.
He literally walks into your room with something to complain about from his day. The first thing he does after greeting you, is toss his backpack aside, lay down wherever you’re sitting, put his head on your lap, and start bitching about how stupid everything is. It’s 10x more entertaining when he’s drunk.