bts miscellany

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namjoon, referring to bts: they're disrespectful, annoying, and highly unpredictable. namjoon: namjoon, smiling: i'm highly fond of them.

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jungkook, about jimin: you're in his DMs i'm on his nerves

jungkook: i'm pissing him off i'm ruining his day

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Jungkook: Whenever Jimin is mad at me, I tighten the lids on all the jars so he has to get help from me.

[glass breaks in the background]

Jungkook: It hasn’t worked yet, but it’ll happen.

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namjoon: you shouldn't insult people who are bigger than you.

jimin: but then i'd never get to insult anyone.

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namjoon, skipping stones on a lake: what a beautiful evening.

jungkook, whispering: take that you fucking lake

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jimin: i noticed we have slowly started to phase the ‘B’ out of our bromance

jungkook, down on one knee, ring still out: i mean, yeah, I guess

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taehyung: excuse me, have you ever been arrested?

jimin: yes.

taehyung: i was going to say ‘because it’s illegal to be that cute’ but now I’m curious.

jimin: aggravated assault.

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namjoon: have you ever broken a bone?

jimin: haha, yeah

namjoon: did it hurt?

jimin: not really

namjoon, confused: what bone did you break???

jimin: jungkook's arm

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yoongi: crushes are the worst

hoseok: yeah. whenever i'm near someone i have a crush on, i start acting stupid.

yoongi: you're always acting stupid.

hoseok: yeah, don't think about that one too hard.

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namjoon: yoongi, I left you here to babysit them! it’s your job to keep them from making stupid decisions like this!

yoongi: that is true, but i was also really curious to see how many donuts jungkook and taehyung could eat in one minute.

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yoongi, angrily: ARE YOU-

taehyung: fucking

yoongi: KIDDING ME?! YOU-

taehyung: fucking

yoongi: IDIOT

namjoon: ...what was that?

taehyung: jin banned yoongi from swearing so i volunteered to help him out.

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namjoon: i want to show you a picture from last night that really upset me

jungkook: in my defense, taehyung bet me 50 cents i wouldn't drink that shampoo.

namjoon: that's not what i-

namjoon: yOU DRANK SHAMPOO??

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yoongi: i dont have any feelings.

jin: hoseok doesnt like you

yoongi, on the verge of tears: TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW

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taehyung: i just saw yoongi crying in his studio for five or six minutes and then his phone alarm went off and he just?? stopped crying?? and went right on back to work??

jungkook: it's called time management.

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yoongi: jesus, you're such a spoiled brat

jimin: then stop spoiling me

yoongi: no

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jin: i have the sharpest memory in the group! name one time i've forgotten something.

jungkook: you left me in a walmart parking lot three weeks ago.

jin: i did that on purpose. try again.

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taehyung: i now see why the aztecs worshipped chocolate as a god.

namjoon: that is not even close to factually accurate.