Carry on, my wayward son.

[aestheticismo]

ｌｏｓｔ　ｉｎ　ｔｈｅ　ｒａｉｎ．

[chasekip]

top 10 pokemon gold leaked prototype sprites

10. funny fish guy

9. ghost friends

8. pikachu’s little cousin

7. the most circular boy around

6. phanpy but hes just chillin

5. this thing

4. big chin eel

3. bald igglybuff

2. just a dog with some nice hair

1. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

thanks for coming to my ted talk

[mothcula]

OHHHHHH SHIT HAPPY FUCKIN PRIDE BABEY!!!!!!!!!!!

[koalitytea-deactivated20191207]

Hahahahahaha.

[vbulle]

[myhopeisalreadydead]

♡♡♡♡♡

[glumshoe]

Children playing with Barbies in media: “This is Sally. She’s the mommy. She loves fashion, swimming, and she drives a convertible! She has a baby with Ken and sometimes they kiss.” OR “Look, I ripped Barbie’s head off! Ha ha ha! I’m a boy.”

Children playing with Barbies in real life: “This is Aurora, the fallen goddess of the sky. She has been banished from her kingdom and bound to a mortal body by her sister, who rose to power by human sacrifices. She now leads an army of cannibal water spirits who eat men. Sometimes they have orgies. They dismembered a traitor and keep her head on a Popsicle stick as a warning to others. Aurora can turn into a wolf and uses battle magic to paralyze her enemies. The king of the stuffed animals developed rabies and she had to slay him to save his people, but they do not understand that it was an act of mercy and kindness and are sending assassins after her for regicide. This is Aurora’s soulmate, Crystal, but her soul is trapped in a gemstone while an evil spirit pilots her body and attempts to murder her friends.”

[peachisty]

things you deserve this 2018:

pure love

a kind heart

prosperity

genuine happiness

honesty and transparency

softness

hope

good art

clear skin

[bitchycode]

[keep-meyourdirtylittle-secret-d]

let's watch horror movies and have rough sex

[tamper]

[superwholockgirl14]

[xhaleeisinsanex]

Hell Yes

[lladyybird]

[dirtysymphony-deactivated202511]

Kiss me like you miss me

[amethystcrescent]

daddy said i needed a new choker so he made one out of hickeys. i love it, but it’s fading out so quickly, i guess, daddy will have to make a new one.

[crypticcanine]

[aestheticplantology]

Fuck me up