My Horror Watches

[myhorrorwatches]

Swallow

2019 • Dir Carlo Mirabella-Davis

⭐⭐⭐⭐ - I loved how uneasy this made me feel, women taking back control of their life and bodies is always a good time. The husband and his family were the worst and it really made me angry for Hunter and made me hope she ate something fucked up again just to piss them off

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Army Of The Dead

2021 • Dir Zack Snyder

⭐ 1/2 - Combining a heist movie with the zombie apocalypse should have been interesting but it just led to being a boring mess, I didn't have much interest in any of the characters and it just went on for too long. I will say a zombie tiger is pretty fun though.

[goryhorroor]

130 favorite horror movies: (62/130)

"there is no death. there is only a transition to a different sphere of consciousness. carol anne is not like those she's with. she is a living presence in their spiritual earthbound plane. they are attracted to the one thing about her that is different from themselves - her life force. It is very strong. it gives off its own illumination. it is a light that implies life and memory of love and home and earthly pleasures, something they desperately desire but can't have anymore. right now, she's the closest thing to that, and that is a terrible distraction from the real light that has finally come for them."

-poltergeist (1982) dir. tobe hooper

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Halloween

2007 • Rob Zombie

⭐⭐ - I don't know what state of mind I was in when I gave this 3 stars after watching it the first time cause this is a dogshit entry to the Halloween franchise. All it does is rely on violence against women to get the message across that he's evil. Had some perfect opportunities to do something interesting and finally give Michael myers some humanity but just ended up sticking to the classic he's pure evil take.

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Weapons

2025 • Dir Zach Cregger

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ - Give me more fun horror films. Gladys is a true gay icon of course they let her in their house I would too! Julia Garner is a true scream queen and I hope she continues to be in horror films for the rest of time.

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The Thing

1982 • Dir John Carpenter

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ - I had to up this from 4 stars on a rewatch cause you have to praise and appreciate the practical effects in this film. So gory and bleak you can't beat it

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Together

2025 • Dir Michael Shanks

⭐⭐⭐⭐ 1/2 - I love a body horror that doesn't shy away from being gross whilst also being funny. Their chemistry is everything and I'm so glad they are making movies together. Another entry for Loser boy cinema

[myhorrorwatches]

Smile 2

2024 • Dir Parker Finn

⭐⭐⭐⭐ - This was so much more exciting than Smile, give me fun pop star horror films as long as it isn't 'Trap'. Skye Riley you'll always be famous to me

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Bring Her Back

2025 • Dir Michael & Danny Philippou

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ - Absolutely fantastic movie. So bleak and tense, Sally Hawkins was incredible she really can do anything

[myhorrorwatches]

Truth Or Dare

2018 • Dir Jeff Wadlow

⭐ - Smile just did this so much better :(

[myhorrorwatches]

Clown In A Cornfield

2025 • Dir Eli Craig

⭐⭐⭐⭐ - Was so excited for this when it came out having read the book and was not disappointed. Trashy cinema done right. Just such a fun concept for a teen horror.

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Passenger

2026 • Dir André Øvredal

⭐⭐⭐ - Went in with low expectations and although it wasn't amazing it was bloody scary and had me jumping. Did an amazing job of capturing the fear of walking around empty car parks

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Time Cut

2024 • Dir Hannah Macpherson

⭐⭐ - It's by no means great but I did give this a rewatch. Lesbian characters, trashy slasher, 2003 setting what more could you ask for to pass the time

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My Bloody Valentine

1981 • Dir George Mihalka

⭐⭐ - Not the fun exciting slasher I hoped it would be. Why are we going into mines that have previously collapsed drunk and without helmets

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Happy Birthday To Me

1981 • Dir J. Lee Thompson

⭐⭐⭐⭐ - I was confused but still managed to have a great time. Nothing can beat an 80's horror

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Obsession

2025 • Dir Curry Barker

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ - Inde Navarrette deserves an Oscar nom for that performance holy fuck

[rhodeys]

SCARY MOVIE (2000) dir. Keenen Ivory Wayans