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Carpe Diem☀️Carpe Noctem🌙Carpe Omnia🌎 Carpe Omnia 🌎

[mykaolivia]

Alright

So before my friend went to college she thought she was a lesbian. So she goes and on her first day there a guy asks her out but she politely declined and they became friends. Fast forward three days and she tells me she has a boyfriend and it's this guy. So I'm freaking out because I thought she was a lesbian. Anyway this dude fingers hit and she jacks him off during their relationship. Well right as she is about to tell him that she's ready to step up to a bj he breaks up with her because he "needs some dick in his life"

B'scuse me? What!?

And that's the story of how my best friend found out her boyfriend was gay.

[mykaolivia]

I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT awkward teenage girl who sorta wants a man but can’t really get one

[mykaolivia]

Can someone please draw this man for me. It's for a Twitch profile picture. I tried. But my attempts are horrid. It's much appreciated

[mykaolivia]

#thotstatus

[mykaolivia]

Punalicious

[mykaolivia]

🖤🥑🖤🥑 Tag him. @damonfizzy #fizzyfamilyforever #avocados #fizzyfamily #damonfizzy

[mykaolivia]

Guys. Can we just take a minute. I just watched @damonfizzy snap story and honestly, I'm so glad that he trusts us enough to give us a part of his life and entrust it in our hearts. But Damon. Let me tell you why you're relevant to not only me but to the entire #fizzyfamily. You my dear friend have helped us through some much with your uplifted spirits and your attitude. And even when you're down in dwelling like today it gives us comfort to know that even the people we look up to go through the same stuff we do. You're relevant because you're DAMON MOTHAFUXKIN FIZZY BEOTCH!!!! And ain't nobody do you like you do sweetheart. I'm not going to tell you to "just let it go. Life goes on." Because I know it's not that easy. So let it dwell on you're mind for however long you'd like because you are beautiful just the way you are my dear friend. And I love you for that. 🖤🖤

[mykaolivia]

Do it

[mykaolivia]

[mykaolivia]

#meme

[mykaolivia]

Timothy 🤘🏻🤘🏻😂😂

[mykaolivia]

I have withheld posting about this because what do you say when one of your friends dies? What do you say to his family, or his fiancé, or even his other friends? What do you do when you can't will yourself to cry because you have already shed too many tears. With this post I attach the last thing this dear boy had ever shared with us on Instagram. Dylan. I'm sorry buddy. I'm sorry you had to go. But God has taken you to a better place and one day I hope to see you again. #RIPDylanBaker #YouWillBeMissed

[mykaolivia]

#yalilnasty #yalilnasties #ugly #me

[mykaolivia]

#hooray #cunt #i #love #whale

[mykaolivia]

#gofuckyourself #noneofyourdreamswillcometrue #unicorn

[mykaolivia]

Timothy.

[mykaolivia]

#gofuckyourself