oi.

a poorly executed attempt of a spiderman. gh > iydkmichael // not really Michael Clifford //

[jodiefoster]

me while sipping apple juice out of a champagne glass and looking dramatically off into the distance: i’ve had it

[mykeyparker]

Something about white peaches, man.

[mykeyparker]

This whole shoot I was thinkin bout spring rolls and this was the moment I decided to order some after. Fun fact.

[nihilistictrash]

reblog if you see your kink:

♡hair pulling

♡having financial stability

♡choking

♡recycling

♡bondage

♡saving the bees

♡role playing

♡having a healthy sleep schedule

[jxnjungkook]

beyond proud & excited to announce my signature custom guitar with @gibsonguitar!      x

[plasticblisss]

[schauwieiichschein]

via weheartit

[mykeyparker]

@yslpuke it’s not like I was gonna drink orange juice after.. just before.

[mykeyparker]

@spoopyscoutvenus that’s what reminded me where I put mine, so thanks babe.

[mykeyparker]

I can no longer just leave my toothbrush in the kitchen without questions following.

[mykeyparker]

I do not have a fortnite kink I need to stop this while I’m still ahead.

[melancholymango]

I did the being edgy and self-deprecating thing, it gets old. I wanna be soft and lovely and easily impressed. I wanna appreciate all the little things that make me happy the same way I’ve dwelled on every single thing that upsets me.

[accidentallyadoptedazoo]

Not Everything That Crinkles Is a Snack For You - A novel by me, about my pets

[nyxandshion]

Sometimes I Open the Fridge For Me - the thrilling sequel

[geneetierneys]

due to personal reasons i have decided to stop making sense to anyone. i will not be accepting constructive criticism nor will i be taking any questions at this or any other time

[mykeyparker]

Do I keep a pack of cheez-it’s next to my bed in case of emergencies? to be honest, I really do.

[bob-belcher]

Parks and Recreation, Canvassing (S01E02)

[realfootage]