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[persephonememes]

sentence prompts ➝ milk & honey

❛ i want to apologize to all the women i have called beautiful before i’ve called them intelligent or brave ❜

❛ i am sorry i made it sound as though something as simple as what you’re born with is ❜ 

❛ all you have to be proud of ❜

❛ you are resilient ❜

❛ you are extraordinary ❜

❛ I didn’t leave because I stopped loving you ❜

❛ I left because the longer I stayed the less I loved myself. ❜

❛ loneliness is a sign you are in desperate need of yourself. ❜

❛ every time you tell your daughter you yell at her out of love you teach her to confuse anger with kindness ❜

❛ you tell me to quiet down ❜

❛ i was not made with a fire in my belly so i could be put out ❜

❛ i was not made with a lightness on my tongue so i could be easy to swallow ❜

❛ i was made heavy half blade and half silk difficult to forget and not easy for the mind to follow ❜

❛ women like you drown oceans ❜

❛ if you were born with the weakness to fall you were born with the strength to rise ❜

❛ our backs tell stories no books have the spine to carry ❜

❛ stay strong through your pain ❜

❛ bloom beautifully dangerously loudly bloom softly ❜

❛ i am water soft enough to offer life tough enough to drown it away ❜

❛ for you to see beauty here does not mean there is beauty in me it means there is ❜ ❛ beauty rooted so deep within you you can’t help but see it everywhere ❜

❛ do not look for healing at the feet of those who broke you ❜

❛ what is stronger than the human heart which shatters over and over and still lives ❜

❛ you might not have been my first love but you were the love that made all other loves seem irrelevant ❜

❛ how is it so easy for you to be kind to people ❜

❛ nothing even matters except love and human connection who you loved  ❜

❛ but perhaps that isn’t such a good thing cause they always tend to leave ❜

❛ i have what i have and i am happy i’ve lost what i’ve lost and i am still happy ❜

❛ the thing about writing is I can’t tell if it’s healing or destroying ❜

❛ people go but how they left always stays ❜

❛ the world gives you so much pain and here you are making gold out of it ❜

❛ how you love yourself is how you teach others to love you ❜

❛ you must never trade honesty for relatability ❜

❛ she was a rose in the hands of those who had no intention of keeping her ❜

❛ fall in love with your solitude ❜

❛ i always get myself into this mess ❜

❛ i am hopelessly a lover, and a dreamer, and that will be the death of me ❜

❛ you look at me and cry everything hurts ❜

❛ everything can heal ❜

❛ what i miss most is how you loved me ❜

[angstmemes]

heatwave starter sentences

“I can’t bear this heat anymore.” “I’m melting. I’m actually melting.” “What? You said ‘get me something cold’. You never implied I couldn’t throw it over you.” “Don’t be a pussy, it’s just a bit of warm weather.” “We’re going to the beach. Now.” “Yes, I’m naked and no I’m not ashamed.” “Is it socially acceptable to go out in nothing but a wet towel?” “Wow, you look even worse than I feel.” “Just how many popsicles have you had already?” *runs ice cube along the back of your neck* *throws you into the pool, whether you want it or not* “If you’re that hot, then why don’t you take something off?” “No, no, no… not now. It’s way too warm for sex.” “I’m sweating in places I didn’t even know existed.” “I went out for ten minutes. Ten minutes! Look at me, I’m basically fried.” “That looks like a nasty sunburn…” “You’re not going out there before I’m lathered you in sun cream.” “I can’t get up… Can you get up? I can’t… I can’t get up.” “You’re such a stick in the mud! Everyone’s out enjoying the weather and you’re sitting inside complaining about it.” “Another shower?” “Please kill me now. This is unbearable.” “Let’s break into that office block. I’m sure they have air conditioning.” “I know! Let’s have a water balloon fight.” *sprays you with a water pistol* *blows cold air into your neck* “I can think of some more things to do with ice cubes…” “This is the perfect timing for an ice bucket challenge.” “I can’t sleep in this heat.” “I might as well sleep in the bathtub and it would be less wet.” “I need refuge, my airco broke.” “Your neighbours have a swimming pool, right? Let’s sneak in tonight.” “I’m going to book a holiday to Alaska. Now.” “I shouldn’t have stayed out so long… I think I have a heatstroke.” “Is that a rain cloud? Is that a mother fucking rain cloud?!” “Did you feel that? It was a breeze. We are blessed.” “Even my cat wanted to take a shower.” “Don’t smell me. There’s no deodorant that can mask this.” *throws water balloon straight at your face* “I take it back, summer is not my favourite season at all.” “I made an ice water bath, specially for you.” “If only it was always this nice and warm.” “I feel lazy and it’s great.” “Let’s go to the supermarket again and take a very long time staring at the frozen vegetables.”

[vaememes]

✧ ( F.R.I.E.N.D.S  SENTENCE  STARTERS.

warning:  adult language and mild sexual themes. change pronouns to your liking/as you see fit!

❛ Now that I’ve untangled you, how about you do something for me? ❜ ❛ All right! I just don’t see why you like it so much! ❜ ❛ Babe, if you know it through a wall, you know it too well. ❜ ❛ I’m fine! Hey, I’m great! I’m just, I’m just proud of us. ❜ ❛ I realize that you didn’t expect to walk in and see that, but… Let me explain, okay? ❜ ❛ We weren’t doing anything!  ❜ ❛ Well, maybe the next batch, we could all get some. ❜ ❛ I’m sorry, it must be the pressure of entertaining. ❜ ❛ How could you mess this up? It’s so easy. ❜ ❛ If I wanted this cake to be a disaster, I would have baked it myself! ❜ ❛ I know what you’re thinking! The resemblance is uncanny! ❜ ❛ It’s the longest I’ve ever spent on a computer without looking at porn. ❜ ❛ You just got to accept the fact that this is going to cost you a lot of money. ❜ ❛ Dude, I don’t think you should be wearing that. ❜ ❛ Oh, I see. Somebody’s afraid of a little competition with the ladies? ❜ ❛ If you had to, what would you give up? Food or sex? ❜ ❛ It’s perfect! It’s everything we’ve been looking for! ❜ ❛ What? When have I ever touched myself in front of you guys? ❜ ❛ Why don’t you sit down… get yourself comfortable… because I have a little surprise for you. ❜ ❛ Please just…just pull yourself together okay? ❜ ❛ We’re not a couple- we’re definitely not a couple. ❜ ❛ What, I’m not good enough for you? ❜ ❛ Wow, you, uh, you seem pretty insulted by that.. ❜ ❛ We’re not gonna have this conversation again. ❜ ❛ Oh, you are, you really do like big butts, don’t you? ❜ ❛ Why can’t you be supportive? ❜ ❛ You have always been jealous of me! ❜ ❛ You want to know why you don’t want me to have the baby? ❜ ❛ You have to have everything and I couldn’t have anything. ❜ ❛ Wait a minute; you don’t think it was intentional? ❜ ❛ So, does anybody have any ideas how to organize this?  ❜ ❛ Uh, don’t you think that would be a little weird? ❜ ❛ We were on a break! ❜ ❛ For the last time, I don’t care what the computer says. ❜ ❛ I’m kind of going through a dry spell, sex wise.. ❜ ❛ I’m across the street, having sex right now. ❜ ❛ Whoa—hey—wh-wh-what do you got there? What is that? ❜ ❛ What? Are you afraid you’re gonna run out? ❜ ❛ Any minute now, the police will be here. ❜ ❛ Well, if you’re gonna get to know him then you’d better do it now. ❜ ❛ Well, excuse me for trying to put a positive spin on a traffic jam! ❜ ❛ If only there was something in your head to control the things you say! ❜ ❛ You know what, ____? Why don’t you just put that on your answering machine! ❜ ❛ Oh, I’m sorry, were you speaking to me or sleeping with someone else? ❜ ❛ There is no right or wrong, here. ❜ ❛ You just asked me whether I wanted to go to bed with you tonight! ❜ ❛ You know how some people walk in a room and everybody takes notice? ❜ ❛ It’s never taken me a week to get over a relationship. ❜ ❛ It’s never taken you more than a shower to get over a relationship. ❜ ❛ Why would you start again after chewing all that quitting gum? ❜ ❛ I started using humor as a defense mechanism. ❜ ❛ Uh, do you guys have plans for the weekend? ❜ ❛ Now it’s not gonna make any sense! ❜ ❛ It’s not the sweater. It’s what’s underneath the sweater that counts. ❜ ❛ You’re so stupid, how are you not yet extinct? ❜ ❛ I broke up with you because I was mad at you, not because I stopped loving you. ❜ ❛ Why would you need to say “hi” to them? ❜ ❛ I’m just going to wander around in the rain. ❜ ❛ I just got us dates with two unbelievably cute nurses. ❜ ❛ That’s kind of a masculine name, don’t you think? ❜ ❛ “Don’t count on it.” Seems like it works to me. ❜ ❛ I went to the park and let a bee sting me. ❜ ❛ I’m really getting tired of always sneaking around all the time. ❜ ❛ I don’t even feel like I know you any more.  ❜ ❛ Whatever you say, I’ll believe you. ❜ ❛ All right, I’m just going to ask you this one time. ❜ ❛ I’m surprised you didn’t go home wearing your lunch! ❜ ❛ Someday I’ll tell you about the time I stabbed a cop! ❜ ❛ Look, we’re not just messing around!  ❜ ❛ I’m so sorry that you had to find out this way. ❜ ❛ You guys probably wanna get some hugs in too, huh? ❜ ❛ You were worried about me? You didn’t know how I was going to react? ❜ ❛ Do you really think the best reason to get married is because you’re sorry? ❜ ❛ I was gonna ask you to marry me because I forgot to say hello to you last week. ❜ ❛ I can’t talk you out of this. It’s a great life. ❜ ❛ I just realized I can sleep with my eyes open. ❜ ❛ I mean, didn’t you even run so fast you thought your legs were gonna fall off? ❜ ❛ What did you do that bad that make dad cut you off? ❜ ❛ I guess it makes sense, you know, having such a terrible childhood. ❜ ❛ I had a terrible childhood and I don’t do porn. ❜ ❛ I always thought having a heart attack was nature’s way of telling you to die! ❜ ❛ I mean… you — you are going to die, but you’re not gonna die today. ❜ ❛ I mean, if you’re not careful, you may not get married at all this year. ❜ ❛ Can we come in yet? We’re dying out here! ❜ ❛ I didn’t know it was a big secret. ❜ ❛ Why is this woman leaving a message for you on my machine? ❜ ❛ It’s a known fact that women love babies, all right? ❜ ❛ I was doing great before I found out about you! ❜ ❛ And it’s not like I didn’t try, but things got in the way! ❜ ❛ I’ve been doing this for ten years and I haven’t gotten anywhere. ❜ ❛ You know what we should do? We should do, like, a soap opera theme. ❜ ❛ Do you know me or are you just really good at this game?  ❜ ❛ What’s the worst that could happen? ❜ ❛ How do you expect me to grow if you won’t let me blow? ❜ ❛ Why must everybody watch me sleep? ❜ ❛ Haven’t you ever gotten beat up before? ❜ ❛ It’s such a shame you can’t see what finger I’m holding up. ❜ ❛ I didn’t know what I was taking responsibility for! ❜ ❛ When I walk outside naked, people throw garbage at me. ❜ ❛ I would’ve thought it was the other way around. ❜ ❛ I remember I cried the night you made that up. ❜

[rpmemefairy]

send me ◕ to see how my muse would react to hearing someone bad-mouth your muse

[vaememes]

✧ (  LOVE  /  HATE  SENTENCE  STARTERS.

change pronouns to your liking / as you see fit!

❛ I hate that I love you. ❜ ❛ I can’t stand the fact that I love you. ❜ ❛ I’d rather die than spend one more second loving you. ❜ ❛ If I could, I would make myself fall out of love with you. ❜ ❛ Why is it so hard for to love me the way I do you? ❜ ❛ I love you but please get out of my sight.  ❜ ❛ I never said that I loved you.. ❜ ❛ I love you but not that much. ❜ ❛ You’re confusing the words love and like with one another. ❜ ❛ Did you really think that I could ever love you? ❜ ❛ We are not meant to love one another. ❜ ❛ The last thing I want to do with you is love you. ❜ ❛ I feel like I’m waiting on something that isn’t going to happen. ❜ ❛ Here we go, here we go again. Now you’re telling me that you love me. ❜ ❛ You only tell me you love me when you’re drunk or need something. ❜ ❛ You say you love me and then turn around do this? ❜ ❛ I’ve doubted this whole relationship ever since it started. ❜ ❛ I don’t want to be in love with you anymore. ❜ ❛ I never asked fall in love with you! ❜ ❛ It’s not my fault that you love me more than I love you. ❜ ❛ I’m tired of you walking all over my heart and emotions! Someday, mark my word. ❜ ❛ One day, I will fall out of love with you and I cannot wait for that day to come. ❜ ❛ I miss you but I’m better off without you around. ❜ ❛ I want to push you off a cliff but hurry and be there to catch you at bottom. ❜ ❛ I want to strangle you sometimes but then quickly bring you back to life. ❜ ❛ I’m drowning in you and I don’t think even I can save myself. ❜ ❛ Have a nice life, I’m done trying to be in it. ❜ ❛ I couldn’t let go of you even if I literally did. ❜ ❛ I could let go of you but I would still be there, standing, unmoving. ❜ ❛ I don’t want to be saved from drowning in you. ❜ ❛ All you do is break me and all I do is love you for it. ❜ ❛ I wish that my hate for you would override the love. ❜ ❛ The love I have for you overrides the hate I have for you. ❜ ❛ I’m in misery with and without you. ❜ ❛ I’m just as miserable without you as I am with you. ❜ ❛ I just want you to stop hurting me! Is that so hard? ❜ ❛ Why can’t you see? All you do is play with my emotions. ❜ ❛ I’m tired of this roller coaster ride with you. ❜ ❛ Please spare me the apology that I’ve heard so many times before. ❜ ❛ I’m used to it by now, okay? I almost expect it. ❜ ❛ Is it bad for me to say that I’m used to it? ❜ ❛ I wouldn’t know how to act if you started treating me better. ❜ ❛ I am so stuck with this love for you, I want it to go away. ❜ ❛ I spend more time crying than anything because of you. ❜ ❛ You say it’s the last time every time. ❜ ❛ How many more times are you going to apologize and I just forgive you? ❜ ❛ I’m weakened by your words every time. ❜ ❛ I feel like a puppet and your the puppet master, just doing whatever while I suffer. ❜ ❛ I’ve long lost the thought that you actually cared. ❜ ❛ i’m hurting while I’m with you.. ❜ ❛ I just keep on running right back to you. ❜ ❛ I don’t want to let it go, I can’t let it go. ❜ ❛ I fight the whole world for you if I have too. ❜ ❛ I’m not giving up on us having happiness one day. ❜ ❛ This love is taking all my energy. ❜ ❛ This love will be the death of me but I know I’ll die happily. ❜ ❛ Though my heart can’t take no more I keep running back to you. ❜ ❛ My heart is beating for you but I can’t stop crying. ❜ ❛ All the things we accept, be the things we regret. ❜ ❛ I don’t know how I allow you to treat me so bad and still I stay. ❜ ❛ When I get the strength to leave you, you always tell me you need me. ❜ ❛ I’m mad because I love you. ❜ ❛ I stop to think you could appreciate me then it all remains the same. ❜ ❛ My biggest fear is that you will never change. ❜ ❛ I’m sad and in love, that’s not how it’s supposed to go. ❜ ❛ At this point I’m bulletproof with you, so hit me with your best shot. ❜ ❛ Will you ever get tired of hurting me? Will I ever get tired of letting you hurt me? ❜ ❛ The last thing I want is to go back but I know I will because I’m weak. ❜ ❛ You are biggest downfall. ❜ ❛ You are the piece of me I wish I didn’t need. ❜ ❛ I still fight and I don’t know why. ❜ ❛ If our love is insanity, why are you my clarity? ❜ ❛ It’s so hard to love someone who doesn’t know how to love. ❜ ❛ I’m feeling really unappreciated but that’s not new.  ❜ ❛ I don’t know how much more my heart can take. ❜ ❛ So sad what love will make you do. ❜ ❛ I can’t stand how much I need you. ❜ ❛ When will this ever finally come to it’s end? You and me? ❜ ❛ Everything you do makes me smile and I like you for a while. ❜ ❛ You know exactly what to do so I can’t stand at you. ❜ ❛ I despise that I adore you. ❜ ❛ You completely know the power that you love. ❜ ❛ It’s not fair how you take advantage of the fact that I love you beyond the reason why. ❜ ❛ You’ll probably always have this affect on me. ❜ ❛ Tell a lie that makes me want to stay, like you always do. ❜ ❛ If it’s real then I guess I’ll feel the pain. ❜ ❛ It’s hard to love someone who can’t be loved. ❜ ❛ This love I can’t undo, you got me bound to you. ❜ ❛ Please, don’t tell me that you love me. ❜ ❛ I would’ve given you all my heart but there’s someone who’s torn it a part. ❜ ❛ I’ll try to love again but I know the first cut is the deepest. ❜ ❛ When it comes to loving me, he’s worst. ❜ ❛ You say the words but it just don’t feel right. ❜ ❛ You say you’ve changed but we both you’re begging, don’t fool me. ❜ ❛ You say you dream of my face but you don’t like me, you just like the chase. ❜ ❛ I bet you start loving me when I find somebody else, somebody better than you. ❜ ❛ I’m letting you go, I’m loving myself. ❜ ❛ I’m going crazy without you, you got me so confused. ❜ ❛ All you have to do is that ‘i’m sorry’ and ‘i’m in love with you.’ ❜ ❛ You’re truth is hard to believe. ❜ ❛ You walked away and I walked away but we should’ve stayed. ❜

[persephonememes]

sentence prompts ➝  hamilton

❛ I witnessed their deaths firsthand ❜

❛ You have no control: who lives, who dies, who tells your story? ❜

❛ I couldn’t undo it if I tried ❜

❛ But when you’re gone, who remembers your name? ❜

❛ I stop wasting time on tears ❜

❛ And when my time is up, have I done enough? ❜

❛ Talk less! Smile more! ❜

❛ Don’t let ‘em know what you’re against or what you’re for! ❜

❛ Well, hate the sin, love the sinner ❜

❛ No one really knows how the game is played ❜

❛ The pieces that are sacrificed in every game of chess ❜

❛ You got more than you gave ❜

❛ When you got skin in the game, you stay in the game ❜

❛ But you don’t get a win unless you play in the game

❛ I wanna build something that’s gonna outlive me ❜

❛ We dream of a brand new start but we dream in the dark for the most part ❜

❛ I wish I could tell you what was happening in his brain ❜

❛ I imagine death so much it feels more like a memory ❜

❛ If I throw away my shot, is this how you’ll remember me? ❜

❛ What is a legacy? ❜

❛ What is a legacy? It’s planting seeds in a garden you never get to see

❛ I’m running out of time. ❜

❛ Teach me how to say goodbye ❜

❛ Death doesn’t discriminate between the sinners and the saints ❜

❛ History obliterates in every picture it paints it paints me and all my mistakes ❜

❛ Now I’m the villain in your history ❜

❛ I made every mistake and felt the shame rise in me ❜

❛ History has its eyes on me ❜

❛ I know that greatness lies in you ❜

❛ No one has more resilience or matches my practical tactical brilliance ❜

❛ There are moments that the words don’t reach ❜

❛ There is suffering too terrible to name ❜

❛ The moments when you’re in so deep. It feels easier to just swim down ❜

❛ You built me palaces out of paragraphs ❜

❛ The world has no right to my heart ❜

❛ I’m burning the memories ❜

[vaememes]

☆ ———– MTV SCREAM SENTENCE STARTERS.

❛ I mean, call me crazy but I think we’re in Freddy vs. Jason territory here. ❜  ❛ It’s like the killer is combining these two legends into one brand new murder spree. ❜  ❛ I was expecting crazy Ralph from Friday the 13th so nope. ❜ ❛ I’m barely responsible for myself.  ❜ ❛ I thought you said this was going to be a mansion.  ❜ ❛ I know my mansions, this is really more of a bungalow. ❜ ❛ We’re trying to lure the killer and you show up.  ❜ ❛ I’m sorry, this is a pretty classic “don’t let him in” situation, right? ❜ ❛ I guess I didn’t think of you as the hospital visit type. ❜ ❛ You know the whole, horrible, embarrassing story. ❜ ❛ You broke my heart! I loved you, okay, and you broke my heart. ❜   ❛ That’s a pretty outdated way of thinking. ❜ ❛ Virgin? Seriously? Where did you learn to do that? ❜ ❛ It’s a terrible movie, but one hell of a sex scene. ❜ ❛ See this is why people think you’re creepy. ❜ ❛ Do you think I’m creepy? ❜ ❛ I’m sorry, this isn’t the right place. ❜   ❛ This is the stupidest, most insane thing ever. ❜ ❛ The only thing scary here is this dress. ❜ ❛ I’m not a stranger, okay, I’m just strange. ❜ ❛ That’s never gone bad for anyone in a movie ever. ❜ ❛ First shut up, second, it’s just a study session.  ❜ ❛ I get that you’re scared, but I understood. ❜   ❛ We all have our ways of coping.  ❜ ❛ The kid screwed me over and skipped town. ❜ ❛ This is my life. Not some stupid campaign. ❜ ❛ You mean looking out for my boobs? ❜ ❛ Are you flirting with me? ❜ ❛ Thank God because this drink is undrinkable. ❜ ❛ If one of us gets hurt, we all get hurt.  ❜ ❛ Second chances are rare. Don’t waste them. ❜ ❛ I’m making a knife stick. ❜ ❛ I need, like, a Men in Black brain wipe. ❜ ❛ Is that a pig? God, I’m never eating bacon again. ❜ ❛ I’m the only one who knows how to reset the router. ❜ ❛ Well we don’t want you getting arrested.  ❜ ❛ If I can’t trust you, I can’t be with you. ❜ ❛ Aww, you wanna come in the hot tub with me? ❜ ❛ The weak are outed and then eaten. ❜ ❛ It’s the time honored enforcement of the food chain. ❜ ❛ Considering my ex-beau might be a mass murderer, who am I to criticize? ❜ ❛ Love the colors, but the spots? Too much. ❜ ❛ I can’t believe you two came here without me.  ❜ ❛ Hey, we could team up: Bi-curious and the Virgin.  ❜ ❛ I was gonna be the Babadook, but then my mom made this cape. ❜ ❛ What? No, you love taco Tuesday. ❜ ❛ So, pretty much everybody’s a suspect, including us.  ❜ ❛ I think this is the beginning of a beautiful mutual tolerance.  ❜ ❛ Cue creepy murder music. I knew I was missing something. ❜   ❛ You’re not going to die! Tonight, we change the ending.  ❜ ❛ Oh, crap. I’m gonna die. ❜ ❛ Actually, we could all use a minute. ❜ ❛ Hey, um, thanks for saving my life. ❜ ❛ Boom, but then what? Take a victory lap around the pool? ❜ ❛ We know what you’re going through, and we’re here if you need us.  ❜ ❛ I’ve never seen him/her with his/her mouth shut before. ❜ ❛ Maybe it’s time to dig a little deeper. ❜ ❛ Pick one, slay one, console one, then repeat.  ❜ ❛ What made him/her start killing people? ❜ ❛ Okay, not a lesbian, not discussing it. ❜ ❛ You root for them, you love them, so when they are brutally murdered, it hurts. ❜   ❛ You have to care if the team wins the big game. ❜ ❛ You have to care if the smart, pretty girl forgives the dumb jock. ❜ ❛ You can’t do slasher moves as a TV series. ❜ ❛ You wanna feel the sting of this sexually-confused Atheist’s foot up your butt? ❜   ❛ Hey, hey! I made you microwave popcorn, remember?  ❜ ❛ I know you want the truth. So, let’s find it. ❜ ❛ A yearbook? That’s not so weird. ❜ ❛ That’s the world’s saddest crime fighting duo. ❜ ❛ No, I’d rather channel my anguish into something productive. ❜   ❛ Did you just try to tase my man parts? ❜ ❛ There are not enough happy face emojis in the world to express how much I needed that. ❜ 

[occasionalrpmemes]

Send me “+” for a completely irrelevant headcanon about my muse!

I.e., all the tiny little headcanons that never come up in writing because they just don’t matter that much, but that we have/think about anyways.

[pixiememes]

Send “Penny for your thoughts” to find out what my muse really thinks of yours

[moretrashyrpmemes]

Send 👍 and my muse will be forced to compliment your muse!

[vaememes]

Send a word for a specific text from my muse to yours.

Send ‘drunk’ to receive a drunk text from my muse. Send ‘sad’ to receive a sad/down text from my muse. Send ‘mad’ to receive a mad/angry text from my muse. Send ‘happy’ to receive a happy/excited text from my muse. Send ‘tired’ to receive a slow/sleepy text from my muse. Send ‘busy’ to receive slow texts from my muse. Send ‘bored’ to receive a disinterested text from my muse.

BONUS: Send ‘reveal’ for a text where my muse reveals their true feelings for yours.

[rpmemefairy]

anonymously send my muse pick up lines!

[splattermemes-deactivated202007]

random drama sentence starters

“Can you stop thinking about yourself for once?” 

“Don’t think I forgot about what you did last time.”

“I know you lied to me.”

“I’m not even sorry.”

“You backstabber!”

“I never want to see you again.”

“You never mattered to me.”

“I knew this was a bad idea.”

“Rot in hell.”

“It was supposed to be a secret!”

“No one loves me.”

“He/she/they is/are so petty…”

“You made me cry.”

“I don’t know who you are anymore.”

“How DARE you?!”

“I know you’re not talking to me…”

“I SAW you with him/her/them!”

“Just leave me alone.”

“What did you do?!”

“I told everyone that I didn’t want to talk but I’m actually dying for attention.”

“Just admit that was extra…”

“I forgive, but I don’t forget.”

“[text read thirty minutes ago]”

“Did you see what he/she/they was/were wearing?”

“So what if I had sex with your ex?”

“There’s something I have to tell you…”

“I can’t do this anymore.”

“You weren’t there for me when I needed you the most.”

“I never loved you.”

“It’s too late.”

“Quit ignoring me.”

[rp-ask-memes-deactivated2026012]

TRY TO MAKE MY MUSE ANGRY.

POKE AT THEM. pester them, dig into their PET PEEVES and use them to your advantage. make my muse SEETHING with rage at yours, push their limits and see how far you can make them go. **NOTE: for some muses, use this with CAUTION.

[vaememes]

✧ ( SHAMELESS SENTENCE STARTERS.

warning: triggers apply. adult language, sexual themes, violence, offensive subjects, offensive behaviors. please read & reblog with caution.

❛ And what exactly does “hooked up” mean? ❜ ❛ It’s like a car wreck… you can’t not watch. ❜ ❛ What’s that smell? It’s either vomit or fancy cheese. ❜ ❛ There is no God. We’re all gonna die. ❜ ❛ The hell? You’re supposed to negotiate! ❜ ❛ If you’re looking for money, I don’t have any yet.  ❜ ❛ How do you feel about metal splinters to the eye? ❜ ❛ Are you up-to-date on your rabies shots? ❜ ❛ I don’t like that you’re getting hurt on purpose to make money. ❜ ❛ You’re kidding me? You’re actually serious about this shit? ❜ ❛ You’re kinda growing on me. ❜ ❛ Wanna see how fast I can unhook your bra? ❜ ❛ You make my life a living hell and I want you out of here now. ❜ ❛ Half of the world has penises, why do people get so upset about seeing them? ❜ ❛ You’re nothing but a warm mouth to me. ❜ ❛ I think I’m depressed. I’ve been feeling kind of funky lately. ❜ ❛ I never said it was yours. You just wanted it to be. ❜ ❛ Wouldn’t be the first time somebody’s disappointed me. ❜ ❛ I don’t mean to be an asshole. It’s just… genetic. ❜ ❛ Fuck you is what you were invited to. ❜ ❛ I can’t even begin to imagine what kind of pussy you’d be in juvie. ❜ ❛ I want normal people problems. Like, am I getting enough fiber? ❜ ❛ Hey, I think I just insulted myself. ❜ ❛ Hey! What the fuck man! He’s/she’s dead! ❜ ❛ Oh, could you be a little more vague? ❜ ❛ You came all the way down here to talk about my pubes? ❜ ❛ How the fuck do you not have a gun? ❜ ❛ Sure you’re ready to pop your armed robbery cherry? ❜ ❛ You should have seen your face. ❜ ❛ You don’t know who you messed with, bitch. ❜ ❛ You fuck with the bull, you get an ass full of horns! ❜ ❛ I’m not used to having people yell at me all day long. ❜ ❛ I have this friend. I think you two might really hit it off. ❜ ❛ I’ve seen you put out after the first drink. ❜ ❛ You know, I’d hug you but neither of us would like that. ❜ ❛ I don’t get why just don’t use her/his face for target practice. ❜ ❛ I want a fucking lawyer motherfucker! ❜ ❛ You’re covering your own ass and you know it. ❜ ❛ You know I used a condom. ❜ ❛ Do you know where I can buy a gun? ❜ ❛ You think you scare me? Bring it, bitch! ❜ ❛ I’m starting to get fucking homicidal. ❜ ❛ I will make this kitchen my bitch. ❜ ❛ They’re having a party for kids across the street. No booze. ❜ ❛ A shrink at school says I’m one of God’s mistakes. ❜ ❛ I believe the answer to that question, like the answer to most questions, is fuck you! ❜ ❛ Did the two of us finish an entire gallon of box wine the other night? ❜ ❛ I can’t handle anything up my ass without alcohol! ❜ ❛ I’d be crying right now if I wasn’t so high. ❜ ❛ I’m not my dad. You hear me? I’m not my fucking dad! ❜ ❛ I would never do half the shit that you’ve done to us. Why are you even here? ❜ ❛ Even the homeless get better stuff than us. ❜ ❛ I am just as likely as anyone of this family to make something of myself. ❜ ❛ You want to get shit faced in the middle of the day.  ❜ ❛ You have no money yet you’re going into a grocery store. Interesting. ❜ ❛ Let’s go get drunk and buy a gun. ❜ ❛ It’s a shame when someone you love gets taken away, isn’t it? ❜ ❛ If this is a relationship you wanna save, then you gotta fucking save it. ❜ ❛ Off to deal drugs on a Saturday morning? ❜ ❛ I’m probably biased, you deserve better than him. ❜ ❛ If you don’t get out right now, I will shoot you. ❜ ❛ Still don’t want your family to know? ❜ ❛ Did I mention that I’m falling in love with you? ❜ ❛ You can’t feel a persons headache by touching his head. ❜ ❛ Are you robbing me with my own fucking gun? ❜ ❛ How can you tell when you’re in love with someone? ❜ ❛ Is that supposed to be some kind of insult? ❜ ❛ I’m done living the way other people want me to live. ❜ ❛ I think I was trying to prove something, not to you but to myself.  ❜ ❛ If it wasn’t sex then what was the problem? ❜ ❛ What do you want me to say? That I’m self-destructive? ❜ ❛ Random destruction makes you think of me? ❜ ❛ I haven’t abused marijuana like the rest of you, so yes I remember. ❜ ❛ Your turf? What is this West Side Story? ❜ ❛ All I’m gonna be thinking about while you choke me out is how much I love you. ❜ ❛ If I don’t invest in myself, no one else will. ❜ ❛ It smells worse than a dead hooker’s ass in there. ❜ ❛ I don’t wanna be me anymore. ❜ ❛ Why would anyone go to the zoo sober? ❜ ❛ I’ve had so many abortions the next one is free. ❜ ❛ I’d trade my left nut for one more hour of sleep. ❜ ❛ How do you do that? The nice thing? ❜ ❛ I’m sick of living in your shadow. ❜ ❛ I never thought I’d say this but you were right. ❜ ❛ Where can I get knives and blunts? ❜ ❛ I can’t share a room with someone in constant state of arousal! ❜ ❛ I’m sneaking antibiotics into his toothpaste just in case. ❜ ❛ I got tasered for like a second and I crapped myself. ❜ ❛ I’ve never seen you put on deodorant before. ❜ ❛ I haven’t had a drink for two days…well granted I was unconscious. ❜ ❛ I’ll be in the bushes across the street stalking you. ❜ ❛ Is there anything more enjoyable on earth than humiliating your peers? ❜ ❛ I need to buy a gun. For protection. In case there’s a shooting here. I’m scared. ❜ ❛ It’s my job to tell you when you’re making a huge mistake. ❜ ❛ Have you ever woken up naked in the street with no idea how you got there? ❜ ❛ You’re either boning or you’re waiting to bone. ❜ ❛ Doctors are thieves, they just have degrees to keep them out of jail. ❜ ❛ You want me to be realistic? Okay, I’ll be realistic. ❜ ❛ I confided in you and you told everyone. ❜ ❛ I have no idea what that means but I’m enjoying trying to picture it. ❜ ❛ I never made any fucking promises to you! ❜

[lcvelymemes]

♥ DEADPOOL SENTENCE STARTERS ↳ feel free to adjust sentences to make it fit your muse better!

❛ Ladies and gentlemen, I give you… me! ❜

❛ I had another Liam Neeson nightmare. I kidnapped his daughter and he just wasn’t having it. ❜

❛ You’re probably thinking, “Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very own movie”? ❜

❛ You guys going for a bite? Early bird special? ❜

❛ Fuck, you’re old. ❜

❛ Fake laugh. Hiding real pain. Go get Silver Balls. ❜

❛ What the shit? That’s the coolest name ever! ❜

❛ Now, I’m about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late 90s. ❜

❛ A fourth wall break inside a fourth wall break? That’s like, sixteen walls. ❜

❛ My boyfriend said this was a superhero movie but that guy in the suit just turned that other guy into a fucking kabab! ❜

❛ Well, I may be super, but I’m no hero. ❜

❛ But some of the best love stories start with a murder. ❜

❛ Looks aren’t everything. ❜

❛ Hashtag drive-by. ❜

❛ Ugh, stupid, stupid. Worth it! ❜

❛ That’s right! You’re about to be killed by a zamboni! ❜

❛ Tell me where your fucking boss is or you’re going to die! In five minutes! ❜

❛ I should’ve come and found you sooner, but the guy under this mask, he ain’t the same one that you remember. ❜

❛ After a brief adjustment period and a bunch of drinks, it’s a face… I’d be happy to sit on. ❜

❛ Time to make the chimi-fuckin’-changas. ❜

❛ Oh, I so pity the dude who pressures her into prom sex. ❜

❛ Whatever they did to me made me totally indestructible… and completely unfuckable. ❜

❛ Star in your own horror films. Because you look like Freddy Krueger face-fucked a topographical map of Utah. ❜

❛ Life is an endless series of trainwrecks with only brief commercial-like breaks of happiness. ❜

❛ Finish fucking her the fuck up. ❜

❛ Suck a cock. ❜

❛ This guy’s got the right idea. he wore the brown pants. ❜

❛ I’d go with you, but… I don’t want to. ❜

❛ I’ve never said this to anyone before, but don’t swallow! ❜

❛ Your right leg is Thanksgiving and your left leg is Christmas. Can I come and visit you between the holidays? ❜

❛ Maximum effort. ❜

❛ I didn’t just get the cure to el cancer, I got the cure to el everything. ❜

❛ Ahhhh. I’m touching myself tonight. ❜

❛ Ahhh! Your poor wife! ❜

❛ Wanna get fucked up? ❜

❛ Daddy needs to express some rage. ❜

❛ Shit. Did I leave the stove on? ❜

❛ Well I hate to break it to you, but your forty-eight minutes are up. ❜

❛ Right up Main Street. ❜

❛ Have you decided what you’re gonna say to her? ❜

❛ I bet it’s going to feel really big in that hand later… ❜

❛ This is a shameful and reckless use of your powers. ❜

❛ Why such a douche this morning? ❜

❛ Have you seen this man? ❜

[mutememes]

SEND ME A SYMBOL !!

Add a ‘ +’ to reverse it !!

😘 - to kiss my muse.

😉 - to send a seductive wink at my muse.

😡 - to anger my muse.

😈 - to prank my muse.

✋ - to push my muse against a wall.

🖕🏻 - to flip my muse off.

🙆🏻 - to give my muse a hug.

👛 - to steal my muse’s belongings.

🐶 - to give my muse a pet.

🥂 - to offer my muse a drink.

🎧 - to place headphones on my muse’s head.

🚑 - to visit my muse at the hospital.

🔪 - to stab my muse.

💕 - to make love to my muse.

💍 - to propose to my muse.

👓 - to steal my muse’s glasses.

👻 - to scare my muse.

☠️ - to die in front of my muse.