You're just as sane as I am

The semi-funny musings of Andrew: a relatively unfunny guy

[d4r1a]

i dont usually quote paris hilton, but she did once say, “If somebody ever asks you to do something, do it really bad so you never have to do it again” and this advice has never failed me

[965-697-deactivated20180227]

[mymainmandrew-blog]

@mintbiased a new meme for you

[tastefullyoffensive]

[itsagifnotagif]

You drink Apple juice?! Lmao I only drink Android Juice

[mymainmandrew-blog]

@wantinggiving

[clickholeofficial]

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

Mood

[lookathernow]

[yoncevevo-deactivated20251204]

I’ve never seen this full ad I’m happy I did because I just witnessed Hilary swiping this bitch bald

[b99thingsv2]

[fancyeliza-deactivated20200804]

Let Him Have The Sausages

[untillion-deactivated20180801]

Some young child: *screaming outside* Me with no context: Girl me too

[stability]

im dead 💀

[vulcaned]

[joshpeck]

the face swap option is the worst thing to happen to snapchat

[mymainmandrew-blog]

whenever i’m really gross and sweaty at work I compare myself to frosty the snowman when he melts at the end of the movie bc i think i’m funny

[fuckyouandyourwhiteceodad-deact]

[jadedpaperdoll]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via theblessedone)

[darklids]

Im into the illness

[gligar]

she’s down with the sickness