LIFE IN TECHNICOLOR...

I am a tv and film fanatic.

[ruinedchildhood]

Bella Hadid Goes Sneaker Shopping With Complex

[magical-girl]

you ever been 2 seconds from a psychotic break because you cant get a necklace hooked

[femmequeens]

Shelley Long in Troop Beverly Hills (1989)

[magical-hag]

2019 Met Gala: Camp

[whatsnextapollo]

In the movie The Santa Clause, one becomes Santa by putting on the red coat after the death of the previous Santa. Even ignoring how morbid this premise is on its own, it’s possible that there’s another even darker level to the story. When Scott Calvin shows up at the North Pole as the new Santa, not only do the elves not appear surprised, they seem happy to see him and not at all upset about the Santa he replaced. And furthermore, at the very beginning of the movie, we see an elf standing with a crowd of children outside a toy store near Scott’s house. Why would she already be there if she didn’t have some sort of prior knowledge of what was going to occur? This leaves me no choice but to conclude that the elves not only hated the previous Santa but actually orchestrated his demise.

tl;dr: In The Santa Clause, the elves totally murdered the previous Santa.

[whatsnextapollo]

Update: In The Santa Clause 2, the Easter Bunny says kids are 86% happier since Scott became Santa.  86%.  Clearly, the last Santa was so terrible, the elves had to off him.

Also, according to The Santa Clause 2, Santa has to be married in order to remain Santa, which means that the previous Santa must have been married - but there’s no Mrs. Clause around when Scott gets to the North Pole.  What happened to her?

And finally, I think this raises some pretty serious questions about Bernard’s sudden disappearance in between The Santa Clause 2 and 3.  Just how badly did Curtis want to be Head Elf?

Just how many people have the elves murdered?  Clearly those rosy cheeks and innocent, childlike faces are hiding some pretty dark secrets.

[piercingsandink]

Oh my god

[iopele]

now this is the kind of Christmas post I want on my dash

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

The Santa Clause was just a Yuletide Julius Caesar.

[iamartemisday]

Beware the Yules of December!

[citizenjolras]

Yulius Caesar

[reactingtosomething]

The Collector

[theycallmebecca]

I’ve seen this several times but I haven’t seen it posted with Zoe’s retweet

[cosmoshoe-deactivated20190908]

she only needs one more before she becomes unstoppable

[crentist]

will this lady survive this drag of the century

[kirstengillibrand]

[prasejeebus]

If anyone asks why Julia Louis-Dreyfus has won 5 consecutive Emmy’s for Veep direct them to this video

[bvbblebeam]

“now get the fuck outta here congresswoman” 😂😂😂

[arathesane]

Judy Garland - Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas from Meet Me In St. Louis.

[memescomedy]

[kathspierce]

Darling. Could you, like, chill for a sec?

Freaky Friday (2003), dir. Mark Waters

[ruinedchildhood]

“THAT CHICKEN… WAS DRY… REAL DRY”

[adrenaline]

[itschinyere-deactivated20200201]

Why is this funny to me? I need to grow up.

[theapatheticstag]

Lion King 2018

[is-there-a-song-there]

[periodramasource]

I fear I’ve done some things in life too late and others too early. 

The Duchess (2008) dir. Saul Dibb

[namtan]

The best meal I ever had was a five dollar pizza thrown up a fire escape.

[emmanuelleriva]

Mr Oak, I don’t want a husband. I’d hate to be some man’s property. I shouldn’t mind being a bride at a wedding if I could be one without getting a husband!

Far from the Madding Crowd (2015) dir. Thomas Vinterberg

[fugivity]

Fish Tank || dir. Andrea Arnold, 2009

I’m not a bloody kid you know.