"Not all men..."
Yeah your right José Pedro Balmaceda Pascal would never treat me like this
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"Not all men..."
Yeah your right José Pedro Balmaceda Pascal would never treat me like this
Merlin finding out about your voice kink would include :
(Woooo more prompts! Woooo Merlin 😏 Hope it is as requested and you all like it :3 Gif not mine/found it on google/credit to the original owners.)
-Him figuring it out from the way you’d tense up and seem to grow out of breath as he’d whisper in your ear just right after he had taunted you that if you wanted to complain about something you should get closer to him
-Him slowly growing confident in himself to turn you on whenever he feels like it, and starting to whisper to you about where you should come and join him through your earpiece
-Him liking to linger his tone and look over at you with a much cockier gaze whenever he’s explaining to you and the others how the new weapons would work and what the plan is, enjoying to see you getting flustered
-Him loving to surprise you by pinning you against a wall and smirking as whispers and growls to remind you that you’re his and such
-Him acting like he doesn’t realize the effect his voice has on you, yet constantly asking you over and over as to why you’re suddenly so shy, clearly teasing you for it
-Him enjoying to give you stern orders as to how you should be preparing yourself for him, whether it be on the phone or right in person, loving to hear and see you being so obedient
-Him saying your name softly as he comes up from behind you, loving to see you practically melting over him as you’d turn around and ask him what’s wrong
-Him knowing you have a thing for how he says certain words because of his accent and not shying away from emphasizing them and looking at you intently or lustfully to get your attention
-Him asking you over and over if you’re going to be good for him and calling you by your favorite nicknames as he’d tease and play with your body
-Him liking to pull you onto his lap and whisper closely about what he’d do to you all while feeling you up, only to make you laugh as he’d stutter and apologize whenever you’d both happened to get caught when it happens within his office
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The Pirate (1948) - Gene Kelly
Serafin, as he attempts to woo every woman in the village…
Wow, Gene Kelly’s cigarette move from ‘The Pirate’ has gone viral on TikTok. Check out those numbers! https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=483141543587097&set=a.173038117930776&type=3
People seriously need to leave Neil Gaiman the fuck alone.
Good Omens has more canonical nonbinary characters than all other representational works combined and you have the audacity to call it queerbaiting because men aren't kissing each other??
Just because it isn't the exact kind of representation you want doesn't mean it isn't worthwhile or desperately needed.
Undercover
Pairing: Harry Hart x Fem! reader
Summary: While doing surveillance at a gala, Y/n and Harry’s identities are threatened to be uncovered and they take to a rather intimate method of hiding their faces
Content/warnings: smutty themes? nsfw, fluffy stuff, cursing, suggestive themes, semi-public foreplay/teasing, making out, Merlin’s still alive bc i want him to be
Word count: 3,729
“A Gala. In the middle of winter, this means I might have to fight in heels, is this really necessary Merlin?” Y/n sighed, glancing out at the light drifting of snow that had begun to flutter down from the sky. Its not that she had anything against winter, the woman mused to herself, just that it makes this sort of work so much more difficult.
The year had been tough enough already, having lost Harry to Valentine, getting Harry back, the whole issue with the Golden Circle, and the constant stress was getting to Y/n, the smallest thing now able to piss her off, and unfortunately for her, this latest mission seemed to be more than a small thing. “C’mon Y/n, i know we all could use some rest but this is important, the target is threatening to release catastrophic amounts of classified government information. I’m not asking you to be on the front line here, I just need you and Galahad on the sidelines, more as surveillance and backup than anything else.”
Y/n had been less than impressed with Merlin’s words, wanting to stay as far away as possible from field work until she had gotten a decent amount of sleep, but her ears perked up at the mention of her best friend and previous partner at Kingsman.
“You’re letting Harry in the field again?”
Keep reading
A/N: This is a masterlist for my HARRY HART x READER fics from the KINGSMAN fandom. Everything on this list was written between September 2017 and December 2021, though it will be updated accordingly if I decide to write for Harry again in the future!
ONE SHOTS
Butterflies - 1.3k (Reader is Harry’s wife, but after losing his memory he can’t remember you – but he always sees blue butterflies when you’re around)
I’ve Got You - 715 (Reader is on a mission with Harry when you’re hurt. The pain helps you confess something you wish you didn’t.)
Unlikely Love - 2.3k (Statesman!Reader falls for Harry, but Ginger and Tequila notice and form a plan to get the two of them together.)
Lady and Agent - 1.8k (Harry falls for you, a Kingsman agent, but struggles with the realisation due to an age gap between you both.)
Taken - 735 (After the reader is drugged on a mission, you can’t remember that Harry is your boyfriend.)
Little One - 1.2k (Reader is pregnant with Harry’s son. Harry is scared.)
Insecurities - 1k (Harry is insecure about the loss of his skills and his eye.)
Unwritten - 458 (Reader is stressed about her college classes.)
DRABBLES
“Please don’t go.” / “Please… I love you.”
“I’m like 20% sure this plan will work. There’s an 80% chance we could die horribly and violently, but this plan is solid, I swear.”
“It’s always been you. You and only you.”
“Hey, have you seen my– Oh!”
“When you smile, I fall apart.”
“Somebody’s in love!”
“Again?”
“I had a nightmare about you, and I wanted to make sure you were alright.”
“I try so hard to forget you, but every single time it comes back to you.” / “I just don’t know how to look forward anymore.”
“I never imagined myself in a wedding dress.” / “I never believed in love till I met you.”
“Promise me you’ll stay.”
“You need to wake up because I can’t do this on my own.”
“If you loved me, you’d fight for it. If you loved me, you’d show it. If you loved me, you’d fight for me. Do you even know what love is?”
“Oh my God! You’re in love with her!”
“Don’t tempt me.” / “Is that my shirt?”
“I really wish you told me your mother was in town.”
“I’m going to kiss you now.”
“I told you not to fall in love with me.”
“You make me feel like I’m not good enough.”
“I love you. I’ve loved you since the moment I laid eyes on you and– Oh, screw it!”
“Stop looking at me like that!”
“I think I picked up your coffee by mistake.”
“Did I stutter?” / “Is that what you call an apology?”
“I don’t know what I did to deserve you.”
“Does your life revolve around embarrassing me?” / “It’s not what it looks like.”
“Honestly, I want to throw you in the bonfire right now.” / “We should do a couples costume.” / “We’re not a couple, though.”
“Oh my Gosh, is that blood?” / “Would you just hold still?”
“Is there something you want to tell me?” / “H-how long have you been standing there?”
“Wait, you’re my soulmate?” / “I can’t believe you don’t like Disney movies.”
“Don’t you dare give me that look.” / “You are strangely comfortable.”
“Just marry me already.” / “Did I just say that out loud?”
“I thought you were dead.” / “You’re strong, darling. You had to be.”
“I thought you were dead.” / “Is he coming home?”
“I can’t do this.” / “I believe in you.”
“I’m not even sorry.” / “Will you help me?”
“I need your help. I want to kiss –– at midnight and I need you to help me make it happen.”
“Ah, yes, it’s almost midnight, which no one is going to kiss me at.”
“If you even think about touching her, I’ll kill you.”
“Be more careful next time. I don’t want to bandage you up again.”
“What are you doing out here on the roof?” The party’s inside.”
“Quit babying me! I can protect myself.” (Daughter!Reader)
“This is going to hurt.”
“You owe me.”
“Can I have this dance?”
“I can’t stay away from you anymore.”
“You don’t strike me as a professional criminal.” / “That’s what makes me so good at it.”
“This is where we first met, isn’t it?”
Harry receives Elton John concert tickets from you
Christmas Eve wine
HEADCANONS
Harry Hart with a newborn.
Eggsy being Harry’s wingman to get you together.
Harry realising he’s in love.
Harry falling for a younger woman who isn’t an agent.
Domestic!Harry.
Flirting Harry.
Harry’s favourite music.
Harry accidentally makes you cry after a fight.
Harry with a s/o who is younger and shorter than him.
Harry + PDA
Harry has a mission on your birthday.
Harry with a s/o who is a photographer/sculptor.
Harry + jealousy.
Harry with an emotional, empathetic s/o.
Harry + you getting injured during a fight.
Harry gets caught making out at work.
More Domestic!Harry.
Harry falling for a Statesman Nurse.
Harry reacting to his kind s/o being brutal working at Kingsman.
Your first kiss with Harry.
Harry + his wedding day.
Harry’s kid coming out of the closet.
Harry + an Italian s/o.
Harry + a timid/anxious s/o.
Harry + a lower-class Kingsman trainee that Arthur dislikes.
Harry + a s/o with sleep paralysis that is afraid to sleep.
Harry’s reaction to you saying “dude, what the fuck? This ain’t shit.”
Harry + raising a little girl with you.
A/N: This is a masterlist for my MERLIN x READER fics from the KINGSMAN fandom. Everything on this list was written between September 2017 and October 2018, though it will be updated accordingly if I decide to write for Merlin again in the future!
ONE SHOTS
Pain - 1.2k (You’re in training for Kingsman, Merlin is falling in love with you. The final test… it’s the hardest of all.)
Comfort & Reassurance - 795 (Merlin comforts you after you mess up on a mission and nearly get Eggsy killed.)
Coffee Shop - 1.1k (Reader is a barista near Kingsman HQ. Merlin, crushing on you hard, always stops in.)
Unaware - 1.7k (In Kentucky, Tequila is a relentless flirt. Merlin isn’t a fan.)
Secret Admirer - 1k (Merlin is your secret admirer.)
Never Let Me Go - 694 (Reader comforts Merlin after the fall of Kingsman.)
Stay with Me - 1.3k (Merlin can see everything you see through your glasses. But what he sees when you go on a mission this time… he’s not such a fan of.)
Remember Me - 1.3k (When Merlin lost Harry, he lost you too. Now, fast-forward and he has you back – but there’s one more thing. You don’t remember him.)
Confession - 1.5k (Merlin makes a confession to you after he steps on the mine.)
Bows - 786 (Merlin and his daughter have fun with hair bows.)
Need You Now - 1k (Reader has been having nightmares and panic attacks from a mission gone wrong. Merlin finds out and helps as best he can.)
Take Me Home - 585 (Fluff with Merlin + scotch, KFC and Country Roads.)
Moments - 1.4k (Roxy and Eggsy think Merlin is tough on them. But you’re confused – because he’s never tough on you. They’re convinced it’s a crush.)
Matchmaker - 1.4k (Eggsy plays matchmaker between Merlin and you, a Russian agent in their equivalent of Kingsman.)
Goodbye - 1.2k (Harry and Eggsy arrive back at Statesman without Merlin.)
Uncomfortable - 1.2k (Reader has to sleep with a target to get information. Merlin isn’t okay with it.)
DRABBLES
“I’m going to kiss you now.” / “You can sing?”
“I’m yours, in every way possible.”
“When you love someone, you just don’t stop. Ever. Even when people stop to roll their eyes or call you crazy… even then. Especially then!”
“You’ve got something on your cheek.” / “You can sing?”
“I’ve seen the way you look at me when you don’t think I can see you.”
“Promise me you’ll come back… I need you to promise me.”
“Would you quit moving around?” / “It’s not my fault we’re tied up together.”
“Why are you up so early?”
“I never believed in love till I met you.”
“Wait, you’re my soulmate?”
“Are you– are you flirting with me?”
“I never believed in love till I met you.” / “Why did you choose me?”
“I waited and waited, but you never came back.”
“Go to hell.” / “Already been, but thanks for the invite.” / “Wait, this is your handwriting? I thought this was hieroglyphics.”
“Just hold me.” / “Can I hold your hand?”
“Look at me.” / “Those things you said yesterday… did you really mean them?”
“Stay the night. Please.” / “You are strangely comfortable.”
“I’m like 29% sure this will work. There’s an 80% chance we could die horribly and violently, but this plan is solid, I swear.” / “If I die, I am coming back to haunt you.”
“My mum locked me out and it’s getting cold these days, can I crash on your couch?”
“Can you help me carry this pumpkin inside my house? It’s like three times bigger than me.”
“What are you doing?” “Decorating for Halloween.” “It’s not even September yet…” “Halloween is a year round tradition.”
“I just want to go home.”
“Would you quit moving around?” / “It’s not my fault we’re tied up together.” / “Are you sure you two aren’t married?”
“Stop looking at me like that.” / “If you walk out that door, don’t you dare think about coming back.”
“I had a nightmare about you, and I wanted to make sure you were alright.” / “You make me feel like I’m not good enough.”
“The skirt is supposed to be this short.”
“Slushies aren’t just for kids, fuck society.”
“Please, for me?”
“I believe in you.”
“Come on! Live a little – find true love, piss in the snow! It’s Christmas.” / “Will you help me get the tree from the attic? I hate it up there.”
“Hey, sorry, it took me forever to find a place where my cell could get a signal. Happy New Years from ––.”
“I have something to announce…”
“Oh no– no– you stay away from the alcohol.”
“Help me decorate the Christmas tree.”
“It was a nightmare, it’s alright. You’re safe now.”
Kissing under the mistletoe.
“You’d make a really terrible Santa.” / “You’re wearing the Santa hat, whether you like it or not.”
“You scared the shit out of me. I’m never going to stop hugging you.”
“I’m lost without you.” / “Yell, scream, cry, please, just say something, anything.”
“Why would you go and investigate the strange noise?”
HEADCANONS
Merlin taking care of the kids when you’re at work.
Merlin falling in love with a younger woman.
Merlin falling for a woman he always butts heads with.
Merlin taking care of you when you’re hurt on a mission.
Merlin having a little girl.
More of Merlin having a daughter.
Merlin being married to an Australian.
Merlin + his feelings on PDA.
How Merlin handles a fight with his s/o.
Reader puts her foot on the mine instead of him.
Merlin dating a nurse.
Merlin + jealousy.
Merlin + teenage daughters.
More of Merlin and a young daughter.
Your first kiss with Merlin.
How Merlin would propose.
Domestic!Merlin.
Merlin’s daughter joining Kingsman.
Merlin dating a writer.
Merlin + you still having feelings after a breakup.
Merlin with a s/o who wants to adopt.
Merlin wanting to propose to Harry’s daughter with permission.
Merlin’s s/o being a pianist.
Merlin dating a musician.
More of Merlin and his young daughter.
Merlin becoming a step-father to your children.
Merlin + his young daughter + you.
A/N: This is a masterlist for my MERLIN x READER fics from the KINGSMAN fandom. Everything on this list was written between September 2017 and October 2018, though it will be updated accordingly if I decide to write for Merlin again in the future!
ONE SHOTS
Pain - 1.2k (You’re in training for Kingsman, Merlin is falling in love with you. The final test… it’s the hardest of all.)
Comfort & Reassurance - 795 (Merlin comforts you after you mess up on a mission and nearly get Eggsy killed.)
Coffee Shop - 1.1k (Reader is a barista near Kingsman HQ. Merlin, crushing on you hard, always stops in.)
Unaware - 1.7k (In Kentucky, Tequila is a relentless flirt. Merlin isn’t a fan.)
Secret Admirer - 1k (Merlin is your secret admirer.)
Never Let Me Go - 694 (Reader comforts Merlin after the fall of Kingsman.)
Stay with Me - 1.3k (Merlin can see everything you see through your glasses. But what he sees when you go on a mission this time… he’s not such a fan of.)
Remember Me - 1.3k (When Merlin lost Harry, he lost you too. Now, fast-forward and he has you back – but there’s one more thing. You don’t remember him.)
Confession - 1.5k (Merlin makes a confession to you after he steps on the mine.)
Bows - 786 (Merlin and his daughter have fun with hair bows.)
Need You Now - 1k (Reader has been having nightmares and panic attacks from a mission gone wrong. Merlin finds out and helps as best he can.)
Take Me Home - 585 (Fluff with Merlin + scotch, KFC and Country Roads.)
Moments - 1.4k (Roxy and Eggsy think Merlin is tough on them. But you’re confused – because he’s never tough on you. They’re convinced it’s a crush.)
Matchmaker - 1.4k (Eggsy plays matchmaker between Merlin and you, a Russian agent in their equivalent of Kingsman.)
Goodbye - 1.2k (Harry and Eggsy arrive back at Statesman without Merlin.)
Uncomfortable - 1.2k (Reader has to sleep with a target to get information. Merlin isn’t okay with it.)
DRABBLES
“I’m going to kiss you now.” / “You can sing?”
“I’m yours, in every way possible.”
“When you love someone, you just don’t stop. Ever. Even when people stop to roll their eyes or call you crazy… even then. Especially then!”
“You’ve got something on your cheek.” / “You can sing?”
“I’ve seen the way you look at me when you don’t think I can see you.”
“Promise me you’ll come back… I need you to promise me.”
“Would you quit moving around?” / “It’s not my fault we’re tied up together.”
“Why are you up so early?”
“I never believed in love till I met you.”
“Wait, you’re my soulmate?”
“Are you– are you flirting with me?”
“I never believed in love till I met you.” / “Why did you choose me?”
“I waited and waited, but you never came back.”
“Go to hell.” / “Already been, but thanks for the invite.” / “Wait, this is your handwriting? I thought this was hieroglyphics.”
“Just hold me.” / “Can I hold your hand?”
“Look at me.” / “Those things you said yesterday… did you really mean them?”
“Stay the night. Please.” / “You are strangely comfortable.”
“I’m like 29% sure this will work. There’s an 80% chance we could die horribly and violently, but this plan is solid, I swear.” / “If I die, I am coming back to haunt you.”
“My mum locked me out and it’s getting cold these days, can I crash on your couch?”
“Can you help me carry this pumpkin inside my house? It’s like three times bigger than me.”
“What are you doing?” “Decorating for Halloween.” “It’s not even September yet…” “Halloween is a year round tradition.”
“I just want to go home.”
“Would you quit moving around?” / “It’s not my fault we’re tied up together.” / “Are you sure you two aren’t married?”
“Stop looking at me like that.” / “If you walk out that door, don’t you dare think about coming back.”
“I had a nightmare about you, and I wanted to make sure you were alright.” / “You make me feel like I’m not good enough.”
“The skirt is supposed to be this short.”
“Slushies aren’t just for kids, fuck society.”
“Please, for me?”
“I believe in you.”
“Come on! Live a little – find true love, piss in the snow! It’s Christmas.” / “Will you help me get the tree from the attic? I hate it up there.”
“Hey, sorry, it took me forever to find a place where my cell could get a signal. Happy New Years from ––.”
“I have something to announce…”
“Oh no– no– you stay away from the alcohol.”
“Help me decorate the Christmas tree.”
“It was a nightmare, it’s alright. You’re safe now.”
Kissing under the mistletoe.
“You’d make a really terrible Santa.” / “You’re wearing the Santa hat, whether you like it or not.”
“You scared the shit out of me. I’m never going to stop hugging you.”
“I’m lost without you.” / “Yell, scream, cry, please, just say something, anything.”
“Why would you go and investigate the strange noise?”
HEADCANONS
Merlin taking care of the kids when you’re at work.
Merlin falling in love with a younger woman.
Merlin falling for a woman he always butts heads with.
Merlin taking care of you when you’re hurt on a mission.
Merlin having a little girl.
More of Merlin having a daughter.
Merlin being married to an Australian.
Merlin + his feelings on PDA.
How Merlin handles a fight with his s/o.
Reader puts her foot on the mine instead of him.
Merlin dating a nurse.
Merlin + jealousy.
Merlin + teenage daughters.
More of Merlin and a young daughter.
Your first kiss with Merlin.
How Merlin would propose.
Domestic!Merlin.
Merlin’s daughter joining Kingsman.
Merlin dating a writer.
Merlin + you still having feelings after a breakup.
Merlin with a s/o who wants to adopt.
Merlin wanting to propose to Harry’s daughter with permission.
Merlin’s s/o being a pianist.
Merlin dating a musician.
More of Merlin and his young daughter.
Merlin becoming a step-father to your children.
Merlin + his young daughter + you.
“I just see rn (It’s Not War) Just the End of Love’s videoclip, by manic street peachers, for the first time and I really wish to be that actress just to kiss and pull MS on that chess table”
(x)
Me: *talking about Colin Firth* my baby
Friend: he’s an 57 year old grown ass man
Me: *clears throat* mY BABY
Fifteen-years-ago today Joe Wright invented romance with the PRIDE & PREJUDICE (2005) hand flex [x]
If you’ve ever wanted to know what Darcy/Elizabeth scene you radiate the energy of, you can take this quiz: Which Inexplicably Romantic Moment of Pride and Prejudice (2005) Are You?
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smh i still can’t believe darcy didn’t realise jane only seemed “"indifferent”“ bc she was shy when he was such an antisocial tower of awkwardness that lizzie straight up thought he hated her until he proposed
Bridget Jones's Diary
Bridget Jones: Nice boys don't kiss like that.
Mark Darcy: Oh yes they fucking do.