-Not David

wonder how long it'll take glitterbutt to find me?

[mynameaintdavid]

Remind me to NEVER look at my sister's Wattpad EVER again.

[samurai-yuichi]

Isn't it crazy I've been to jail like four times

[samurai-yuichi]

Isn't it crazy I've been on the run from the government twice in two different countries

[mynameaintdavid]

Damn dude.

[green-oneil]

I just heard the best joke in passing today so I’m posting it here.

Why aren’t Koalas considered bears?

[purple-tello]

Because they're marsupials.

[green-oneil]

Because they’re marsupials

No! Because they don’t have the right koala-fications!

[purple-tello]

Uh huh. Pretty sure it's because they're marsupials.

[mynameaintdavid]

That's why they don't meet the koala-fications!

[blue-swag]

I AM REQUESTING SWAGGY BLUE BLORBOS.

I will add everyone added in the other category to the drop-down! So it's easier for me. If your blorbo is in the drop down vote there instead of other!!

(if you have multiple blorbi you'd like to add list them like: blue 1 from x, blue 2 from y. ECT. if the form cuts you off it should let you go twice!)

GIVE ME UR BLUE BLORBOS

They must be blue AND have swag.

[green-oneil]

👁️👁️👁️👁️

👁️🐾👁️👁️

👁️👁️👁️👣

-not David

[mynameaintdavid]

[selfgoals]

If you can’t reblog this, unfollow me now.

[sunkissedspider]

it’s fucking disgusting that i just lost 6 followers

[hotel-firingsquad]

[is-the-owl-video-cute-deactivat]

it’s important to recognize that these are in fact two different statements.

[lrp-is-totally-fine]

Yes to all of them

[hegsiparu]

Low budget video I made cause I was bored🫠

Based on @ivybelle17’s post

[ivybelle17]

Gives this some love!!💙💙

[thesamurairabbit]

レオちゃん可愛い。起きている時間を彼に捧げたい。彼をかわいいと言ってキスしたい

[samurai-yuichi]

あなたはそれを言った

[thesamurairabbit]

もう一度言います。私はレオちゃんが大好きです

[samurai-yuichi]

この家では、レオが大好きです

[thesamurairabbit]

LEO LEO LEO LEO (応援の声援)

[samurai-yuichi]

LEO LEO LEO LEO (私たちのお気に入りのチャンピオンのために)

[mynameaintdavid]

You guys are such cheerleaders rn

[samurai-yuichi]

And??

[mynameaintdavid]

Fair.

[samurai-yuichi]

That's what I thought now go grab a pompom

[mynameaintdavid]

Pfft-

[thesamurairabbit]

レオちゃん可愛い。起きている時間を彼に捧げたい。彼をかわいいと言ってキスしたい

[samurai-yuichi]

あなたはそれを言った

[thesamurairabbit]

もう一度言います。私はレオちゃんが大好きです

[samurai-yuichi]

この家では、レオが大好きです

[thesamurairabbit]

LEO LEO LEO LEO (応援の声援)

[samurai-yuichi]

LEO LEO LEO LEO (私たちのお気に入りのチャンピオンのために)

[mynameaintdavid]

You guys are such cheerleaders rn

[samurai-yuichi]

And??

[mynameaintdavid]

Fair.

[thesamurairabbit]

レオちゃん可愛い。起きている時間を彼に捧げたい。彼をかわいいと言ってキスしたい

[samurai-yuichi]

あなたはそれを言った

[thesamurairabbit]

もう一度言います。私はレオちゃんが大好きです

[samurai-yuichi]

この家では、レオが大好きです

[thesamurairabbit]

LEO LEO LEO LEO (応援の声援)

[samurai-yuichi]

LEO LEO LEO LEO (私たちのお気に入りのチャンピオンのために)

[mynameaintdavid]

You guys are such cheerleaders rn

[shuchelle]

hallo <3 i made an usagi yojimbo/usagi chronicles discord server if anyone would be interested in chatting about the series or making some friends! its also tmnt friendly since they are our blorbo in laws, altho idk much abt the neetle teetles myself https://discord.gg/d6nm4RR7uU

[transspamzz]

I have been given power.

pick a state of being. (mental "fuzz"

bees.

water

viddy gayme

minty

fire

spicy

main character

stinky

chemicals

TV static

Voting ended onFeb 18, 2023

[hunterraiehorror]

Re-blog if you're accepting anonymous asks from anyone about anything

[pips-squeak]

rb to explode a terf ^_^ nonrefundable ^_^

[thickness-protection-program]

[done12356259392929-deactivated2]

REMEMBER THAT POST WITH CINDERELLA WHERE HER DRESS CHANGES TO THE COLOR OF YOUR BLOG?

THIS ONE DOES IT TOO!!

I found a bunch more!!

x

[spookykittyontheway-deactivated]

This. is. so. COOL

[everwizard]

If this doesn’t work I’m going to cry.

[thefancydragonqueen]

it’S back!

[kleikot-deactivated20181221]

What

[afeix]

[thelanguageoflovers]

why

[vampiresneverhurtme]

Just reblogging to see if the last one is true

[skinnyboi-uwu]

Wait- what? 🤣

Edit: OH WAIT NO I DIDN’T THINK IT’D GENUINELY WORK OMG- (tap on the images to see it after reblogging 🤪)

[corrupted-steven-youniverse]

i’m only here for the last one-

[necronamicode]

the last one is the only reason im reblogging

[ask-undersnare]

Runt: l-lets see

[yumebfdotcom]

Hmm

[writingandpain]

Yes

[mechanical-sheikah]

For the funny one.

[v-1enna]

idk how this works um

[purplemustperish]

hhuh

[joyflameball]

It works on browser

[queerasaurus-rexx]

what is happening -

[the-adagium]

??

[mynameaintdavid]

BOU FUCKIN SUCKS TO PLAY UNO WITH

[excusemeimtheglitteriestanon]

L

[bouqetflower-anon]

Your the one that wanted to play tournament mode with three people.

[excusemeimtheglitteriestanon]

He didn't expect obliteration 😔

[mynameaintdavid]

IT HAD 12 CARDS.

[bouqetflower-anon]

If you can't handle the

Red plus four

Plus 2

Reverse

Skip

Skip

Skip

Skip

Reverse

+2

Uno!

Blue

+2

9.

U don't play 1v1 uno.

[mynameaintdavid]

WHAT RHW FUCK

[mynameaintdavid]

BOU FUCKIN SUCKS TO PLAY UNO WITH

[excusemeimtheglitteriestanon]

L

[bouqetflower-anon]

Your the one that wanted to play tournament mode with three people.

[excusemeimtheglitteriestanon]

He didn't expect obliteration 😔

[mynameaintdavid]

IT HAD 12 CARDS.