Dear Humans, Non-Humans, Cryptids, and Random Entities Who Somehow Got Wi-Fi
Can you ask if I need a commission from you? Yes. Will the answer be no? Also yes.
Why? Because I am broke. I have no money. I am on a financial diet and it’s called starving.
Do I ever commission art? Sure, when my best friend’s birthday rolls around, they want something oddly specific, and I’ve spent months saving coins like a medieval peasant trying to afford one (1) loaf of bread.
Right now? My bank account is a cryptid itself ... people claim it exists, but no one’s actually seen it in years. The dust in my wallet has unionized and is threatening to go on strike.
If you still want to do something, cool. We can trade. I draw yours, you draw mine. Simple.
But if you slide into my DMs with “hey, wanna buy” Congratulations, you have just unlocked my 100% Out of Shits To Give achievement. And that buff never expires.
