My OCs stuff

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Amy: Why don’t you all invite over some friends from school?

Momo: That’s a great idea.

Kat: Too bad we don’t have any.

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Amy: We all have to pitch in and help with dinner.

Momo: Okay, fine. So what’s my job?

Amy: You’re in charge of stuffing the chicken with vegetables.

Momo: What if the chicken doesn’t like vegetables?

Amy: It’s dead.

Momo: Oh. That’ll make it easier.

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Rômulo: Alright, now it’s time to strip and make the bed.

Dimitri: Okay, if that’s what poor people do. [starts unbuttoning his pajama shirt]

Rômulo, blushing: WHOA! Wait, Dimitri! i mean strip the sheets off the bed and put on new ones…

Dimitri, buttoning up his shirt again: Oh.

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Nile: Damn, you’re violent…

Pandora: Yeah, but I’m little, so it’s adorable.

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Remo: At my age, do you know how I’m statistically most likely to die?

Rômulo: At the hands of your brother?

Remo: An accident.

Rômulo: That’s how I’m going to make it look.

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Nile: Wolfie is mad at me, and I’m not clear why.

Nerine: Okay, were you talking before he got upset?

Nile: Yes.

Nerine: That's probably it.

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Nile: When I first met you, I didn't like you.

Amy: I'm aware of that.

Nile: But then you and I had some time together.

Amy: Uh-huh.

Nile: It did not get better.

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Nerine: [looking at her phone] Oh, it’s Miguel. He says Rômulo’s drunk and they’re gonna do karaoke if we want to join them.

Remo: Oh, no. Rômulo's drunk texting me.

Nash: That sounds fun.

Dimitri: What’s it say?

Remo: "Would you like to sing karaoke with us."

Wolfgang: How is that a drunk text?

Remo: He used a period instead of a question mark. He’s so wasted.

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Kat: I did a bad thing.

Antônio: Does it affect me?

Kat: No.

Antônio: Then suffer in silence.

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[Nile sit on the floor]

Nile: Everything looks big from down here.

Nile: This must be how Kat feels.

Kat:

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Nerine: All right. Well, let me see if I can explain your situation using physics. What would you be if you were attached to another object by an inclined plane wrapped helically around an axis?

Rômulo: Screwed.

Nerine: There ya go.

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Amy: Apolline, you need to stand up for yourself. When was the last time you did something actually selfish without worrying about what anyone else would think?

Apolline: According to my father, I took my sweet time being born.

Amy: How is that selfish?

Apolline: Apparently he and my mom had dinner reservations.

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Antônio: How do you feel about children?

Discórdia: Um, they're okay, I guess. I mean, if I saw one, I wouldn't throw a rock at it.

Antônio: Why would you throw a rock at a child?

Discórdia: I just said I wouldn't.

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Amy: You called the police because someone hacked your World of Warcraft account?

Kat: What choice did I have?

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Discórdia: You're giving me a sticker?

Beryl: Not just any sticker. This is a sticker of a cat saying "me-wow!"

Discórdia: I'm not a preschooler, Beryl.

Beryl: Fine, I'll take it back.

Discórdia: I earned this, back off.

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Amy: Ah, Momo did the dishes!

Kat: How do you know I didn’t do them?

Amy: Because, once, when all the knives were dirty, you cut a bagel with your key.

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Apolline: We have to do this.

Antônio: No, we have to take in nourishment, expel waste and keep our cells from dying. Everything else is purely optional.