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Amy: Why don’t you all invite over some friends from school?

Momo: That’s a great idea.

Kat: Too bad we don’t have any.

Amy: We all have to pitch in and help with dinner.

Momo: Okay, fine. So what’s my job?

Amy: You’re in charge of stuffing the chicken with vegetables.

Momo: What if the chicken doesn’t like vegetables?

Amy: It’s dead.

Momo: Oh. That’ll make it easier.

Amy: You called the police because someone hacked your World of Warcraft account?

Kat: What choice did I have?

Amy: Ah, Momo did the dishes!

Kat: How do you know I didn’t do them?

Amy: Because, once, when all the knives were dirty, you cut a bagel with your key.

Beryl: You’ve acted like the Kat's mom for years.

Amy: More like their slightly older, much wiser sister.

Beryl: Whatever you need to tell yourself.

Momo: I turned out perfectly fine!

Kat: This morning you thought a ghost made your toast.

Momo: I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!

Kat: What are we doing?

Amy: Wasting our lives.

Kat: I meant for lunch.

Pandora: Kat! I want us to see the world!

Kat: I've seen it. It's a piece of shit.

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