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‘ let me just make one thing clear… i have no clue what’s going on, ever, at any moment, at any point in time. who knows what’s going on? not me. not ever. ’ ‘ i would just like to publicly announce that i have no idea what i am doing ’ ‘ we came from the same star and we will come together again in the end ’ ‘ i have a ‘why am i like this’ moment at least five times a day ’ ‘ did i need it? no. did i buy it? yes. ’ ‘ the most dangerous game is resting your eyes after you turned off the alarm clock in the morning ’ ‘ petition for stars in the day time please??? ’ ‘ i love it when i wake up and stretch and something cracks. makes me feel like a glo-stick ’ ‘ drop whatever you’re doing right now and climb a tree ’ ‘ the most fucked up part of adult life is how you can just decide to do things ’ ‘ i’m a person who wants to do lots of things trapped inside a body that wants to SLEEP at all times ’ ‘ i’m so tired but i’ll probably be awake until 3 am for no reason ’ ‘ time to kick my own ass. bitch had it coming for too long ’ ‘ honestly ‘thanks i hate it’ is one of the funniest phrases in the english language ’ ‘ do you ever wonder how many people have loved you and never told you? ’ ‘ the internets one true talent is making me sick of things i’ve never seen or read or heard ’ ‘ i’m permanently emotionally damaged but it’s chill, i’m chill ’ ‘ all cracker barrels are dimensionally linked. you could walk into a cracker barrel in georgia and walk out of one in arkansas and feel nothing ’ ‘ ‘you look different with makeup’????? you think i’m buying shit for hundreds of dollars to just keep looking like my ugly self … ok ’ ‘ why did the fray go off so hard in ‘how to save a life’? ’ ‘ anyone else bummed they have 2 sleep alone tonight and uh not in some1s arms ’ ‘ not to be too controversial but i like it when people are nice ’ ‘ the sun has no business tapping out at the tender hour of 5pm bitch i have depression ’ ‘ i forgot how fucking weird november is theres no afternoon its just night after 2pm ’ ‘ what time do you need me? i am unavailable whenever that time is ’ ‘ look i may have made a few typos and committed a few murders but nobody’s perfect okay ’ ‘ i guess at this point i should just consider dating myself ’ ‘ i’m aiming for the “she’s a badass and cute as hell but i wouldn’t touch her without asking” look ’ ‘ haha if you’re bored you could kiss me idk just sayin ’ ‘ i see you’re paying attention to someone who is not me. why is that. ’ ‘ 80s music wont solve all my life’s problems but it certainly distracts me from them ’ ‘ i cant believe what walkie talkies are called ’ ‘ some people think life is like a rollercoaster but my life is more like one of those rides that spin really fast so you’re pinned to the wall and can’t do anything about it ’ ‘ hey girl do you want to make a fragile human connection in the vast and unfeeling infinity of a chaotic universe ’ ‘ all these fuckboys but who is the fuckfather ’ ‘ i love drunk me but i don’t trust her ’ ‘ do you have those people that you’d go anywhere with unconditionally, like they could say “lets go check out that dumpster” and you’d be like “im in” ’ ‘ nah sorry i cant go out tonight, i have plans to spiral into uncontrollable anxiety starting in the early evening and ending at roughly 3 am ’ ‘ me: queen of having had enough ’ ‘ she needs a hug (i’m she) ’ ‘ is it acceptable to start an essay with “listen here you little shit”? ’ ‘ 90% of my day is me being nervous ’ ‘ cons: i’m an asshole. pros: i’m your asshole. ’ ‘ give me 10 reasons why i shouldn’t just turn into a slug right now ’ ‘ are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch ’ ‘ dear soulmate, where the fuck are you ’ ‘ i’m so easily revitalized by small, loving gestures ’ ‘ i dont know what im feeling but there is a lot of it ’ ‘ let’s be friends with benefits. the benefits? you get to be friends with me ’ ‘ you ever just sit back and think like… yo… i really don’t care ’ ‘ im surprised no one has ever punched me in the face ’ ‘ what if mike was short for micycle ’ ‘ hey fellow regular kids what’s up ’ ‘ if u ever called me pretty i love you. ur pretty too ’ ‘ do you ever just ‘there’s probably something medically wrong with me but i’m just gonna ignore it and hope i don’t die’? ’ ‘ why did we stop building castles? i feel like humanity might live to regret that ’ ‘ i’ll never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace ’ ‘ i am so glad you exist, even if you exist so far away from me ’ ‘ i can hold a wet bar of soap better than a conversation ’ ‘ she is beauty, she is grace, she got her feelings hurt 42 times today ’ ‘ 13 years of school and im still not sure if its ‘grey’ or ‘gray’ ’ ‘ hope u like bad girls because i’m bad at everything ’ ‘ got a problem with me? kiss me on the lips dude ’ ‘ too many songs about love. not enough songs about sword fights ’ ‘ don’t talk to me or my 78 insecurities ever again ’ ‘ i just did a tarot reading… it said ur a bitch ’ ‘ a good substitute for love and fulfillment? a crunchwrap supreme from taco bell ’ ‘ i fucked up? idk what you’re referring to but probably ’ ‘ *in a high-pitched mocking voice* “are you okay?” what the fuck. ’ ‘ how do u just….. not believe in aliens ’ ‘ a coffee pot can be a coffee mug if you just don’t fucking care ’ ‘ “you’re up early!” jokes on you i didn’t sleep at all and am in between energized and dying ’ ‘ dont wanna sound like a slut but i really need a hug right now ’ ‘ casual fan? no sorry i only know how to invest my whole livelihood into something and spend every waking moment thinking about said thing ’ ‘ i have a dozen hearts swirling around my head irl like that isnt a filter its permanent ’ ‘ i worry about you even when you say you’re fine ’ ‘ i will never hurt you. i will always stick by your side. i will always try to make you smile ’ ‘ true love: having to hold back your adorable, violent girlfriend to keep her from straight up murdering a dude ’ ‘ cute date idea: be nice to me ’ ‘ im so jealous of people who know what they want to do with their future i dont even know what t.v show to watch next ’ ‘ me? clingy? yes please don’t leave me ’ ‘ hey….,.,.. no offense but,,. i want someone to love and cherish me ’ ‘ i need someone to lay in bed with me for hours ’ ‘ dark hannah montana….. show me the worst of both worlds ’ ‘ someone has to say it: come on eileen is a fucking banger like that shit snaps,, a bop for the century ’ ‘ roses are red, i’m going to bed ’ ‘ bless netflix for creating the skip intro button honestly ’ ‘ they call me… 7 Knives. because that’s how many knives it takes me to cook things because i keep puttin em in the fuckin sink without thinking about it ’ ‘ i wanna burry my face in someone’s chest right now til i fall asleep and wake up 4 hours later just to find i’m still in their arms ’ ‘ the internet has ruined me honestly i’m numb to everything. it could be the end of the world and i’d be like “tag urself i’m the acid rain” ’ ‘ lately i have been…….dying to be in love…,..and that’s the mood sadly ’ ‘ not to be ns fw but i’d cry if someone kissed me on the cheek ’ ‘ sexting? nah. i’m into spexting. spooky texting. ever seen a ghost? hmu. ’ ‘ not to sound cocky as shit but i’m a fucking good person with a big heart and i deserve a lot more than the shitty hand life has dealt me this far ’ ‘ i say i love you a lot because i do ’ ‘ i’m sorry. i can’t come to the phone right now? why? oh. cause i hate talking on the phone please text me instead. ’ ‘ low on self esteem, so u run on mac & cheese ’ ‘ who’s gonna come lay with me in bed and let me wrap my legs and arms around u like a small bear ’ ‘ youre a coward if youre not on the way to my house right now to give me a kiss ’ ‘ my personality is like 90% the song i’m currently listening to ’ ‘ the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself ’ ‘ no offense @ life but can i have a breath.. a break… some slack… ’ ‘ the best kind of alcohol is a lot ’ ‘ 911 i hate to be “that guy” but i glued myself to the ceiling again ’ ‘ having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch ’
