Vacuum up my pet rat Odie challenge

She/Her/Any | Needing a nap | | #1 Romeo and Cinderella fan | I run some alt blogs | @supersecretventureblog @supersecretmetalocalypseblog

[mypetratodie]

Belated Tumblr intro!!!! Yay!!!

Howdy all, name's Odie. This is my main account, I have lots of alts. I'm a young adult, I'm from the U.S, unfortunately, and that's really all I'm gonna say in regards to my own identity. You don't really need to know, plus who reads intro posts anyways

No dni because no one listens to them and it's a hassle to list every single type of person i don't want to talk to lol, i don't do that when I meet new people irl, so i'm not gonna do it here.

I like to draw, like to watch movies and listen to music, that's vague I know, but it's hard for me to name one genre specifically, i like arguing but i'm trying really hard not to do that online as much anymore, it's not very productive and it just makes me mad

Short list of interests:

PEACEMAKER!!!!! Firefly, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Metalocalypse, Venture Bros, Yakuza/RGG, Vocal Synth Stuff, Horror, and you know, lots more. This is just the semi-recent rotation of stuff.

My Alt Blogs!

@mypetratstonedie Shit-posting side blog, every single post on it is a quote from me or my sibling or my friends while we were high.

@supersecretmetalocalypseblog A MTL side blog, mostly about mma, I'm pretty vocal there

@supersecretventureblog Vbros side blog, I think right now it's mostly screenshots i take. Always open to requests, might post more art there eventually.

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my guitar distracted me sleeping is cancelled no sleep help

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Muppet Fact #1833

Miss Piggy and Nathan Fillion find each other attractive, and the two have seemingly hooked up.

Source:

MuppetWiki. "Miss Piggy and Nathan Fillion." YouTube, September 18, 2023. https://youtu.be/acsgv-lv33E

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Bedroom floor calling to me like some sort of sleep demon and .... let's justr ssy.... in.... I'm not calling an exorcist #if I take an 8 hour "nap" it's what the devil wants for me

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Oh yeah hold on

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Worlds worst photo but I KNOW you're jealous

Violence unimagined art book. Fuck offf.

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Oh yeah hold on

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i left a coffee in my room (fell asleep) and when I woke up it had curdles in it.

It's so god damn hot in my room that leaving a drink with milk in it, out at ROOM TEMPRATURE, caused it to curdle in 4 hours. ROOM. TEMPRATURE. left out for 4 hours!!!! FOUR! and it genuinely had good sized CURDS in it. YALL. It's TOO HOT.

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I'm high as DFUCK just on the squirrels wikipedia. and due theres? tlike? so many fucking guys/??? Did you know about this? There's os many squirrels LOOK

did you know about that/ ? no I know you didn't look look ast this

he is. look he has two colors, ok?

it's just so good it's the gift that keeps on giving like how its thats theres so many squirrels fuck yeah. some awesome stuff is happening on wikipedia right now, that's what oyu need to know

look at this guy she's looking RIGHT at you

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My beloved mouse enjoys sitting at the bottom of my sports bra, preciously crushed between boobs. Girl you cant sit in there!!! I'll get top surgery if I kill something with my boobs

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Artfight theme reveal in two days and you KNOW I havent finished ANY of my refs!! Crying crying

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Happy pride to all the folks out there who couldnt pick a label! Happy pride to those with one label, and happy pride to those with one million labels! Happy pride to all the queers!!! Happy pride to the lesbians! Happy pride to all the transfolk!! Happy pride to anyone with "contradictory" labels, happy pride to the neo pronoun users and xenogenders!!! Happy pride to everyone on the pale blue dot!!!!!!

You're still here, you're still alive, and I couldn't be happier or more proud. I cant wait to see the "you want me to make gay meth??" redraws about to flood my dash.

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I actually love how I look a lot of the time. I call myself cute a lot! UNTIL I'm trying on bras and swimsuits this shit is making me breakdown faster than. Uhhh than uhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhh cyanide on.... cakes? IM throwing up why are they also so ugly. The swimsuits, not me.

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DEVASTATING NEWS. I LIED like an evil DECEIVER in my previous post about the Grackle. Turns out, animals HAVE been injured in my yard and I am simply DESTROYED over this.

Something scared away a potential crow friend. I was like "oh? What scared you buddy? That grey oblong trash?" But I thought, no, that's not enough to scare this fella, so what the hell is the oblong trash?

it was a DEAD MOUSE!!! AAAAAAA. One that my mother had just fed this morning, and it wasnt even eaten. Its tiny little mouse face was all BLOODY. And NOTHING had eaten it. So I know the culprit well..... it is this stray cat. I knew it probably hunted around here, now I am sure.

I will call animal control, because I have been worried about the cat being hit by a car anyways, but if its gonna be killing animals and not even eating them, hes gotta go somewhere else, hopefully and ideally a lovely new home with patient owners who will love the cat. But. I'm also worried what if I call animal control, they take the cat, and it just gets put down?? I dont want to kill more animals. I just wanted to have squirrels in my yardddd.

Which reminds me you should follow my uber serious blog @squirrels-in-my-yard where I post. The squirrels.

But yeah the dead mouse is a devastating blow to both my credibility in the common grackle community but also to my ego, thinking I could keep these storybook woodland critters safe from the warrior cat rouge wannabes in my neighborhood.

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"Oh yeah I've seen that guy around" the guy in question:

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i saw ppl joking about femtanyl's "brother" ,menth, like meth + men and while that's sorta funny, i'm pissed off that nobody said MASCALINE (mescaline + masc) because it matches better with Femtanyl (fem/masc) and it only requires one letter to be changed, just like Femtanyl, and it flows better than Menth. but whatever. this is a nothing burger post.

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I've been watching house md, very amusing, but easily my least favorite part of the show so far is hopping online and seeing people bend over backwards to say he deserves to have his meds taken away/have his cane fucked with. They do it . All. The. Time.

I literally dont give a fuck if he wants to do straight up meth and coke every day. I dont demonize addiction "B-But he takes more vicodin than he needs to!" Legit he's a tv character, you have ZERO CLUE how bad that leg hurts. He can treat it with crack if he wants to, I just want addicts to be safe. "B-but he doesnt even like rehab!" Yeah ok I still dont care give him 600 vicodin pills hes literally a tv character. I dont care 'B-But the malpractice?!" Its the malpractice tv show. Give him 100000 vicodin. You will never convince me that him taking pills is the worst of his problems. That cop was a fucking ableist and if you try to justify his behavior I'm gonna roll my eyes so harddddd. I dont care, help my boy Greg hes the meanest guy I know and I'm enabling the shit out of him.

Anyways rant post over, it just really rubs me the wrong way.

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ryan and mads