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What's up, welcome to MyPetRatSTONED-ie, my shitpost blog for various things me and my sister (and on occasion, a friend) have said while stonedddd. This blog is NOT in chronological order, some of these things stay in the drafts for months before I decide they're coherent enough to post. And even then, "falmbe Gritty" got posted, and that just makes no fucking sense.
My main is @mypetratodie, I also have about, ummm, ones billions side blogs, follow if you want I don't fucking care lol
Tags for this blog? Oki-doki, here you go:
#iconic and classics - Things that we frequently still quote/mention/laugh about. Some of them are also just my personal favs.
#peace and love and my wife!!! - Often times I ambiguously and vaguely refer to "My Wife", this is almost always in reference to MMA from Metalocalypse. If you wanna see my shitposts about him, this is the tag. I don't like using real fandom tags because I feel bad about clogging them up with my shit posts. I still do on occasion.
#fill in the blank goblin - Fairly frequent occurrence is for me and my sister to refer to things as "The X/Y/Z Goblin" usually this is because we accidentally do some sort of gremlin/goblin/creature voice. Curious about our newly created goblins? try this tag.
#can't wait to hear the new album - "Can't wait to hear the new album" is a bit where it's just. phrases that sound like Cannibal Corpse song titles. It's become one of my personal favorite little bits. These posts aren't supposed to be CC related, just vaguely goregrind-esque (is goregrind the right word to use here? idk) These posts also might not be very funny to you if you don't like talking about killing people/gore/talking about having flesh mounds in your garage/watching people freeze to death
#stop the fucking reference machine - Bits that are me and my sister accidentally just "writing" for other shows and/or movies, frequently Metalocalypse or It's Always Sunny or House M.D or Saw. Basically, it's when our jokes stope being "jokes" and start being "We might've just riffed a whole scene"
#me when i cosplay being a sketch writer - These are sort of like the previous, but these are usually more vague, and weird. Things like writing dialogue for Edwin (from the mimic song???), or discussing how my wife eats croutons out of the trash. These are sometimes written as scenes, sometimes it's us just shooting the shit and saying some weird ass shit. It's hard to explain, i think you'll get it.