When I Should Be Studying...

I'm a UCSD grad, and this is how I waste my time. This stupid website has ruined my sense of humor forever.

[chewedcorn]

My friend sent this to her Professor today

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

Tweet from Ken Klippenstein: "Starting to realize that Elon Musk is a megachurch pastor for atheists."

[e-perv]

pretty fucked up that cold drinks get hot while hot drinks get cold.. bitch stay at the temperature i put u at

[cloudsincoffee]

[ponycamp]

[myprocrastinationstation]

finally, a gender I can get behind

[punkrock-bottom]

How slutty would you say you are?

In theory? Very. In practice? Not at all. I’m lazy.

[punkrock-bottom]

I’m absolutely OBSESSED with this catholic take on my slutty anon post

[lofeel]

[hungwy]

are there video games for men

[sugarsheeps]

Stardew valley lets you play as a man :)

[whitepeopletwitter]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

medusa, trying to turn you to stone, but you accidentally called her “melissa” when you first walked in and now you’re too embarrassed to look at her. “it’s alright” she keeps saying “i get it all the time” but you still won’t look. u don’t even remember the stone thing until later

[homofied]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lilcowgirl7-deactivated20210223]

[oberynmartell]

[calysto1395]

[mjalti]

[dumbhotbitchknightgwaine-deacti]

Them: you gonna move on with your life or are you just going to keep fantasing about being Hannah Gadsbys girlfriend?

Me: *clears throat*

exhibit one

exhibit two

I rest my case

[myprocrastinationstation]

Also consider the following: I want it

[memeuplift]

[mysharona1987]

[whitepeopletwitter]