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so delirious today a kid came up to me and dropped his weight and i tried to keep him up but instead we just both went down and then i sat there for a second like ????? and my coworkers were like girll they said u can't leave? LMAO

#they said i could leave upon realizing i was not bsing lol #they do be keeping ppl w colds but if ur so out of it a 3 year old can pull u to the ground u got to go

well rn im not home i had to get weed bc my period started and its the only way i can get thru it

#diana gave me antihistamines that i would have taken b4 i left if i knew they were gonna hit me like this #i thought i beat them down the mountain 🫠 i was like hee hee i'm gonna get the weed BEFORE the cramps #my mistake bc when do i everrr bleed before cramps it's always cramps first and today it was blood first #so i should have expected literally exactly these cramps like. i played in my own face

of literally course i get my deriod and the cramps r soso intense yes godd #CHILLSANDCRAMPS

#my skin hurts . my chest hurts. i cough and it makes my skin ripple like shin godzilla #i am home btw lol and not going in tomorrow #of COURSE duh cuz now on top of that . this. i can simply not keep children safe tomorrow lol

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can't sleep cuz I'm in pain i feel asleep for like 2 hours now im up hurtin

#if i wake up feeling crazy at 6 then thats it for me i cant go in feeling even slightly worse than this #might just have to be in trouble 😭

tomorrow bout to be buns my clients and i are sick and nopony is allowed to stay home

my kid just learned to sign i love u and he keeps signing i love u to me 🫡🫡

#he will keep going until i do it back ik that's right #hashtag say it back #that's bestie fr it's twinnem #UHHHHH YESTERDAY i asked my other kid to come here and she came w her arms open #so i hugged her and she was like 'you're my best friend' I WAS LIKE WHATT ME?? you're MY best friend

my muscles are aching so bad

just learned that some people don't believe dinosaurs existed

the most frustrating part of my job is that the parents just send their sick kids in and then i am sick with no sick leave and i get punished for not meeting a certain amount of hours a week like so it's like ..... keep ur sick kid at the house bruh like i get that you have work but so do i and now i'm losing my income and getting punished for missing work so that you don't have to and that's not fair .......

im literally getting sick 😭

#:-| both of my kids r sick i knew it was coming

my job has gotten some new people over the last month and they both go out of their way to speak up for my kid and say good things about him. it's literally such a relief. my fav today was telling me that it's nice that my kids like to play together and i was like i meaaannnn it's "nice" but it's only because he knows he CAN play with my kids. and she started talking abt how some of our coworkers made the other kids scared of him on purpose and i knew who she was talking about cuz i was like "oh i snitched on her" and she said "good" LMAO

#we had a good talk #now i have like 7 coworkers that i look forward to seeing and talking to #which is crazy for me bc i suck at work relationships

i think i'm getting sick :-/

if you guys r sick of selena gomez lyrics imagine e if i was texting u "i like riding on the bus watch the wheels go round and round" . The diana experience

my coworkers play a techno version of wheels on the bus and it is in my head every day. can i show it to u guys it's actually lowkey heat. https://youtu.be/Na_2m_FQV9c?si=EwtCiw_kJDApYlEu

#i like riding on the bus 🕺#Youtube

wearing a really obnoxious shake it up version of my work uniform tomorrow

#im excited its soo stupid hfhfhvhchv #everybody everybody get out on the floor it can get a little 🤖 crazy 🤖 when the kick hits the 4

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