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my dad is giving me advice on how to get the skunks to come back and rebalance the mouse/snake problem

#he used to do pest control i should have asked in the first place

i am going to bring my skunks back bc they were eating the mice like i saw no mice when the girls were outside so idk i guess i will leave a water bowl for them maybe some tomatoes .... ladies come back i'm sorry i don't have a pile of trash anymore

wtf do you do about mice i literally cannot get them to stay out. they're going to give me a virus ......

#my landlord is wanting to do like holistic herb bags im like #girl they do not gaf about these herb bags they're still in my crib....

i killed a mouse last night y'all i feel literally so bad it was indeed a lot different than i thought it would be so whoever warned me on here that it would go differently than i thought it would. You were right

#i did it quickly but not quickly enough like i didn't do it as good as i thought i would i just was so wrong for that i'll never do it again #i panicked and wacked it then i had to follow thru like. 100% my mistake never again i feel so bad #i had tocwack it twice bc i wasn't like. idk i really wasn't planning on doing it ig and then i was like awh shit and had to kill it #im putting it out in a clearing for the vultures 🫥#like. idk. it scared me lord i just like was like oh i have to kill it and thought i would but also didnt rlly think about it like #i know better i literally know to hit it harder but i was like not committed it was like a panic choice. literally never again

i feel like i'm getting secondhand bird flu

my friend will be like tee hee i'm so man hater and i'm like. ?? is that why all of our plans have to be approved by baby boy ......

#stolen valor!#oh you're so man hater is that why you literally only text me when your bf is busy

i like how californians like maple donuts.. they r everywhere fr i love them things ...

the opps when they see u respond to ur depression and loneliness with more effort towards being around other people:

i love hanging out w my community friends that's like all i do. im going to my neighbors tomorrow but before that a different neighbor is coming to mine shshdjfbfn

did work w my landlord today & she thought it would take longer than it took me but she paid me $100 anyways

#nice of her lol also motivating like #yk like it might be tempting to drag ass for a dollar but i'll usually get more dollar for my time if i'm speedy #like she does insist on paying me fairly lol she added $5 to the rate i offered #also she fed me twice today and gave me a diet coke

you can say so many annoying things and it will be your cowboy tlou fic posting that makes ppl unfollow u jsbdjfnfnf

#OK MY BAD -__-

you can't like regularly engage w lgbt tags on here without the algorithm being like oh and now you wanted your dash to be filled with minors making e-dating applications via our groups feature?

#literally 'wlw' is the problem rn it has my whole dash full of its 'groups' and the groups are teens saying date me please date me please #and i keep hitting NOTT INTERESTED like this website is so unusable

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You can't stop. You're addicted to the shindig.

#californicationfetish

#:)

tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit

Me: am I gonna recover from tuberculosis 😢😢

My Etsy tarot deck: 𝓼𝓲𝔁 𝓸𝓯 𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓪𝔀𝓫𝓮𝓻𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓼

my neighbor said the girls at my job might be being mean to me bc the people out here aren't as woke as they pretend they are like implying that it's a little subconscious prejudice moment.... i believe that cuz none of them r black or gay

#ohhh my arms are so brown and sexy it makes you nervous #i have black & gay coworkers just the girls being mean to me r neither

parkchanwoohoo

I saw a post on a terf blog before I blocked it from someone being like "Ummm is anybody else really concerned about the rise of antisocial kinks like pissing" and it made me laugh so hard I almost did a little antisocial kink myself

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